If Men had vaginas ....
 

Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

If men had vaginas, they would be women.

:-)

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how many trannies have you fucked?
;-))))

If I had a vaginia I would get a boob job and never have to leave the house again. Ever!

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Actually, if I woke up a woman one day I would hit the fitness center and the ladies shower :)

or maybe try womens prison for a short run.... at 6'3"... they would all be my bitches :1orglaugh :1orglaugh