Remember that guy who cut his own arm off? - GoFuckYourself.com

Maz · 06-05-2003, 12:34 PM

Remember that guy who chopped his own arm off when it was pinned by a boulder.

Lets say you were in the same situation, but it was your cock that was pinned.... what would you do?

L0stMind · 06-05-2003, 12:35 PM

beavis · 06-05-2003, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by L0stMind
die

DOUBLE THAT.......

SHOOT MY SELF BEFORE CUTTING THAT OFF........

fang · 06-05-2003, 12:51 PM

Get a boner and free myself

beavis · 06-05-2003, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by fang
Get a boner and free myself

FREE WILLIE...LOL

Ironhorse · 06-05-2003, 12:56 PM

I think after some days of thirst and starvation, delirium and self-preservation instincts take over and looks like

"Boy! You are a woo-man - NOW!"

fang · 06-05-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by beavis

FREE WILLIE...LOL

Maz · 06-05-2003, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fang
Get a boner and free myself

LOL
my dick is too short, no leverage

asuna · 06-05-2003, 01:00 PM

You wouldn't be able to take the pain, I think you'd die from the pain itself... this isn't a kick in the nuts, it's a rock on your dick

Maz · 06-05-2003, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
You wouldn't be able to take the pain, I think you'd die from the pain itself... this isn't a kick in the nuts, it's a rock on your dick

omigod, what if balls were under there too

Jizar II · 06-05-2003, 01:05 PM

just cut the sucker!

pimplink · 06-05-2003, 01:07 PM

I'd just think really hard of a lesbian scene between Helen Hunt, Sandra Bernhardt, and Whoopi Goldberg...this should result in enough shrinkage that I would stroll out of there.

Maz · 06-05-2003, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by pimplink
I'd just think really hard of a lesbian scene between Helen Hunt, Sandra Bernhardt, and Whoopi Goldberg...this should result in enough shrinkage that I would stroll out of there.

HAHAHA i didn't even think of that!

There is also the McGyver technique

1. Wait til night time when its is below freezing.
2. Spit a puddle, let it freeze.
3. Apply spit cube to cock shaft.
4. After enough shrinkage, slide out cock.
5. Masturbate to ensure proper function.
6. Shoot load on boulder to spite it.

JMM · 06-05-2003, 01:16 PM

Reminds me of an old joke...

Two buddies are hiking in the woods when all of a sudden a rattlesnake jumps up and bites one of them right on the head of his cock. As he lies on the ground screaming in pain, he begs his buddy to go find help.

Being the good friend, his buddy runs the 6 miles back to town and finds a doctor. "Doctor" he says, "my friend just got bit by a rattlesnake, what should I do?" The doctor explains: " Take this knife and go back to your friend. Find the spot that the rattlesnake bit him and make an x cut with the knife. Then, suck the venom out through the x cut and your friend will live. But you must hurry, time is off the essence or your friend will surely perish."

The friend runs the 6 miles back to where he left his buddy to find him still on the ground screaming in pain. "Did you find help?" he ask his friend. "Sure did, I found a doctor in town" says the good buddy. "Well, what did the doctor say" he asks as he screams out even louder.

"Doctor says you gonna die"

pimplink · 06-05-2003, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by JMM
Reminds me of an old joke...

Two buddies are hiking in the woods when all of a sudden a rattlesnake jumps up and bites one of them right on the head of his cock. As he lies on the ground screaming in pain, he begs his buddy to go find help.

Being the good friend, his buddy runs the 6 miles back to town and finds a doctor. "Doctor" he says, "my friend just got bit by a rattlesnake, what should I do?" The doctor explains: " Take this knife and go back to your friend. Find the spot that the rattlesnake bit him and make an x cut with the knife. Then, suck the venom out through the x cut and your friend will live. But you must hurry, time is off the essence or your friend will surely perish."

The friend runs the 6 miles back to where he left his buddy to find him still on the ground screaming in pain. "Did you find help?" he ask his friend. "Sure did, I found a doctor in town" says the good buddy. "Well, what did the doctor say" he asks as he screams out even louder.

"Doctor says you gonna die"

Maz · 06-05-2003, 01:19 PM

AdultNex · 06-05-2003, 01:26 PM

How this:

Would you suck your friend's dick if there was poison running through it?

Rich · 06-05-2003, 01:27 PM

I would've died if I was him with the arm, let alone my cock.

(Edited into English)

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06-05-2003, 01:16 PM	#14
JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	Reminds me of an old joke... Two buddies are hiking in the woods when all of a sudden a rattlesnake jumps up and bites one of them right on the head of his cock. As he lies on the ground screaming in pain, he begs his buddy to go find help. Being the good friend, his buddy runs the 6 miles back to town and finds a doctor. "Doctor" he says, "my friend just got bit by a rattlesnake, what should I do?" The doctor explains: " Take this knife and go back to your friend. Find the spot that the rattlesnake bit him and make an x cut with the knife. Then, suck the venom out through the x cut and your friend will live. But you must hurry, time is off the essence or your friend will surely perish." The friend runs the 6 miles back to where he left his buddy to find him still on the ground screaming in pain. "Did you find help?" he ask his friend. "Sure did, I found a doctor in town" says the good buddy. "Well, what did the doctor say" he asks as he screams out even louder. "Doctor says you gonna die"

06-05-2003, 01:19 PM	#16
Maz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ft Myers, FL Posts: 135	LOL __________________ t-minus whenever it feels right

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	How this: Would you suck your friend's dick if there was poison running through it?

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Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	I would've died if I was him with the arm, let alone my cock. (Edited into English) Last edited by Rich; 06-05-2003 at 01:37 PM..