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JMM · 06-05-2003, 01:16 PM

Reminds me of an old joke...

Two buddies are hiking in the woods when all of a sudden a rattlesnake jumps up and bites one of them right on the head of his cock. As he lies on the ground screaming in pain, he begs his buddy to go find help.

Being the good friend, his buddy runs the 6 miles back to town and finds a doctor. "Doctor" he says, "my friend just got bit by a rattlesnake, what should I do?" The doctor explains: " Take this knife and go back to your friend. Find the spot that the rattlesnake bit him and make an x cut with the knife. Then, suck the venom out through the x cut and your friend will live. But you must hurry, time is off the essence or your friend will surely perish."

The friend runs the 6 miles back to where he left his buddy to find him still on the ground screaming in pain. "Did you find help?" he ask his friend. "Sure did, I found a doctor in town" says the good buddy. "Well, what did the doctor say" he asks as he screams out even louder.

"Doctor says you gonna die"

06-05-2003, 01:16 PM
JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	Reminds me of an old joke... Two buddies are hiking in the woods when all of a sudden a rattlesnake jumps up and bites one of them right on the head of his cock. As he lies on the ground screaming in pain, he begs his buddy to go find help. Being the good friend, his buddy runs the 6 miles back to town and finds a doctor. "Doctor" he says, "my friend just got bit by a rattlesnake, what should I do?" The doctor explains: " Take this knife and go back to your friend. Find the spot that the rattlesnake bit him and make an x cut with the knife. Then, suck the venom out through the x cut and your friend will live. But you must hurry, time is off the essence or your friend will surely perish." The friend runs the 6 miles back to where he left his buddy to find him still on the ground screaming in pain. "Did you find help?" he ask his friend. "Sure did, I found a doctor in town" says the good buddy. "Well, what did the doctor say" he asks as he screams out even louder. "Doctor says you gonna die"