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Old 06-05-2003, 01:11 PM  
Maz
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ft Myers, FL
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Quote:
Originally posted by pimplink
I'd just think really hard of a lesbian scene between Helen Hunt, Sandra Bernhardt, and Whoopi Goldberg...this should result in enough shrinkage that I would stroll out of there.
HAHAHA i didn't even think of that!

There is also the McGyver technique

1. Wait til night time when its is below freezing.
2. Spit a puddle, let it freeze.
3. Apply spit cube to cock shaft.
4. After enough shrinkage, slide out cock.
5. Masturbate to ensure proper function.
6. Shoot load on boulder to spite it.
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