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Reak · 06-05-2003, 07:10 AM

how do you tell your Girlfriend you in a Porn biz with Gaysites ?

ldinternet · 06-05-2003, 07:12 AM

"I work in the porn biz with gay sites".

FATPad · 06-05-2003, 07:13 AM

her: "What do you do for a living?"
you: "I work in porn and run a bunch of gay porn sites."

a1ka1ine · 06-05-2003, 07:13 AM

by saying:

"I'm in a Porn biz with Gaysites"

she will appreciate your straight-forward honesty

Reak · 06-05-2003, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1ka1ine
by saying:

"I'm in a Porn biz with Gaysites"

she will appreciate your straight-forward honesty

You realy think?

ldinternet · 06-05-2003, 07:13 AM

All the above answers are correct.

Then all you have to do is wait...

funkmaster · 06-05-2003, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
how do you tell your Girlfriend you in a Porn biz with Gaysites ?

... oh you fucking tosser, how do I tell my parents, how do I tell my gf, how do I tell the goverment, how do I tell bugs bunny ??

... just open that stinky hole in your head and let the words flow out, fucking idiot !!

Reak · 06-05-2003, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
All the above answers are correct.

Then all you have to do is wait...

Thanks ! whehe

justsexxx · 06-05-2003, 07:15 AM

"
Lieve naamvanvriendin,

Ik denk dat ik zelf geen homo ben, maar ik werk wel graag aan homo-sites, omdat ik daar meer mee verdien.

Ik weet namelijk perfectwat een homo wil zien.

Nogmaals ik ben zelf geen homo denk ik

Kusje?
"

;)

Andre

gothweb · 06-05-2003, 07:15 AM

If she's your girlfriend, how the hell doesn't she already know?

EscortBiz · 06-05-2003, 07:15 AM

just dont tell her that while fucking her in the ass

Jakke PNG · 06-05-2003, 07:15 AM

I said:
Check out my new gay site.
She said:
Fuck off, I'm not intrested.. and then she started to watch "Young and the restless".

Reak · 06-05-2003, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster

... oh you fucking tosser, how do I tell my parents, how do I tell my gf, how do I tell the goverment, how do I tell bugs bunny ??

... just open that stinky hole in your head and let the words flow out, fucking idiot !!

My partners now the goverment knows every1 does accept my girlfriend

Groove · 06-05-2003, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by justsexxx
"
Lieve naamvanvriendin,

Ik denk dat ik zelf geen homo ben, maar ik werk wel graag aan homo-sites, omdat ik daar meer mee verdien.

Ik weet namelijk perfectwat een homo wil zien.

Nogmaals ik ben zelf geen homo denk ik

Kusje?
"

;)

Andre

Reak · 06-05-2003, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by justsexxx
"
Lieve naamvanvriendin,

Ik denk dat ik zelf geen homo ben, maar ik werk wel graag aan homo-sites, omdat ik daar meer mee verdien.

Ik weet namelijk perfectwat een homo wil zien.

Nogmaals ik ben zelf geen homo denk ik

Kusje?
"

;)

Andre

Lekker! Mooi ff kopieren ;-)

funkmaster · 06-05-2003, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak

My partners now the goverment knows every1 does accept my girlfriend

can we say: mission accomplished ??

12clicks · 06-05-2003, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
how do you tell your Girlfriend you in a Porn biz with Gaysites ?

introduce her to your boyfriend first and slowly work her up to the Gaysites part.

Reak · 06-05-2003, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

introduce her to your boyfriend first and slowly work her up to the Gaysites part.

Boyfriend

Libertine · 06-05-2003, 07:24 AM

"Lieve (naam),

Je vroeg me laatst wat ik eigenlijk voor werk doe, en hoewel ik toen zei dat ik bij de McDonalds werkte, is dat niet helemaal waar.
Niet schrikken, maar eigenlijk werk ik in de porno-industrie. En niet alleen dat, ik maak homo-sites, waarop mannen elkaar hard in de kont neuken om vervolgens schreeuwend elkaars zaadvragende gezichten helemaal vol te spuiten met heet, geil zaad.
Maar wees niet bang hoor, ik vind het gewoon toevallig leuk om dat soort sites te maken en duizenden plaatjes en video's te zien waarop elk detail ervan expliciet wordt uitgebeeld. Dat betekent absoluut niet dat ik homo ben ofzo... toch??

Kus,
Je liefste

PS. Zou je het heel erg vinden als ik af en toe in een filmpje meespeelde? Ik ben geen homo natuurlijk, maar soms vind ik het toch wel lekker, zo'n harde lul diep in mijn kont."

Something like that?

a1ka1ine · 06-05-2003, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
If she's your girlfriend, how the hell doesn't she already know?

indeed.

JayJay · 06-05-2003, 07:37 AM

Is your girlfriend a tranny?

mrthumbs · 06-05-2003, 07:38 AM

if you are in the biz doing gaysites then you HAVE no girlfriend..

DUH!!!

archer · 06-05-2003, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
just dont tell her that while fucking her in the ass

hehehhe.... now that's funny!

really though, doesn't it all depend on the the girl?
i mean if your gf is a bible thumper, your chances of still having a gf after youo mention the word 'porn' are pretty low(let alone the word 'gay')

on the other hand if she likes to see two guys get it on... u might have some great sex!

Reak · 06-05-2003, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
if you are in the biz doing gaysites then you HAVE no girlfriend..

DUH!!!

I have a girlfriend , and i have a gaysite whats your problem
I love girls i just want to make some extra cash with a extra site

Reak · 06-05-2003, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer

hehehhe.... now that's funny!

really though, doesn't it all depend on the the girl?
i mean if your gf is a bible thumper, your chances of still having a gf after youo mention the word 'porn' are pretty low(let alone the word 'gay')

on the other hand if she likes to see two guys get it on... u might have some great sex!

i allready have

Pornkings · 06-05-2003, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I said:
Check out my new gay site.
She said:
Fuck off, I'm not intrested.. and then she started to watch "Young and the restless".

LOL

Hammer · 06-05-2003, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
if you are in the biz doing gaysites then you HAVE no girlfriend..

DUH!!!

I don't quite get that one. Are you saying that if someone runs a gaysite that means they're gay? I guess that's like if I own a car lot selling Porsches and I don't like red ones I won't sell them, even if I know that I'll make more money selling reds ones.

Reak. Dude what's up with you. Are you just trying to up your post count or something. It almost looks like you got your account yesterday and are trying to hit a thousand post in one day.

Reak · 06-05-2003, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hammer

I don't quite get that one. Are you saying that if someone runs a gaysite that means they're gay? I guess that's like if I own a car lot selling Porsches and I don't like red ones I won't sell them, even if I know that I'll make more money selling reds ones.

Reak. Dude what's up with you. Are you just trying to up your post count or something. It almost looks like you got your account yesterday and are trying to hit a thousand post in one day.

Reak
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a1ka1ine · 06-05-2003, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hammer

I don't quite get that one. Are you saying that if someone runs a gaysite that means they're gay? I guess that's like if I own a car lot selling Porsches and I don't like red ones I won't sell them, even if I know that I'll make more money selling reds ones.

if you sell what you like - you sell it better. personally - being straight - i would not be able to tell how best to exploit a gay/bisexual persons feelings to maximise revenue

Hammer · 06-05-2003, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1ka1ine

if you sell what you like - you sell it better. personally - being straight - i would not be able to tell how best to exploit a gay/bisexual persons feelings to maximise revenue

I agree with you that it is certainly easier to sell what we like but it's definitely not a requirement. I'm straight and I design gay websites. So do most of the adult site designers. That means we either have to learn about the market we're seling to or get advice from someone that does know.

For example. I design mainstream sites too. I don't know anything about the law, or engineering, or medicine or most of the businesses I design websites for. But I've designed hundreds of sites for lawyers, engineers and doctors. I was able to give them exactly what they wanted by taking the time to do the research. Sure, after doing that I still wouldn't be able to pass the bar and perform laser eye surgery, but that's my point. If someone asks me to design a gay website I'll do it and do a damn good job at it and along the way I've even started a few of my own because I've found it easier to make money with a gay site.

Extreme John · 06-05-2003, 08:25 AM

"Honey, I love you but Im on the fence about Guys & Girls, so I run Gay Porn Sites".

JK

Sarah_Jayne · 06-05-2003, 08:26 AM

dunno why it should be any harder than telling her you work in straight porn.

Only people I hide it from these days is my parents/grandparents just because I don't want to insult their beliefs,etc. Any friends know pretty early on though because frankly if they can't deal with it then they aren't really my kind of friend material anyway.

vapewiz · 06-05-2003, 08:31 AM

Have her build sites with you. Thats what mine does.

StupidNewbie · 06-05-2003, 08:34 AM

don't be a pussy.

stocktrader23 · 06-05-2003, 08:38 AM

I bet she'd rather you look at naked guys all day than naked girls.

Cassie · 06-05-2003, 08:38 AM

be honest cause it can never come and bit you in the ass! (no pun intended)

a1ka1ine · 06-05-2003, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Any friends know pretty early on though because frankly if they can't deal with it then they aren't really my kind of friend material anyway.

exactly, although I did lose a girl i really liked because she couldnt handle it, but like you say - if they cant accept you as they are, why should you change?

extreme · 06-05-2003, 08:42 AM

Leave a pile of checks on your desk.
After seeing the amounts she won't complain.

NBDesign · 06-05-2003, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

introduce her to your boyfriend first and slowly work her up to the Gaysites part.

PowerCum · 06-05-2003, 08:45 AM

Tell her:

"I am gay, but I fuck with you because you look like a very cute boy" She will really like it. No joke

beavis · 06-05-2003, 08:54 AM

Yo, give her a free user name and password to one of the gay sites and see what she say's.....

Herb Kornfield · 06-05-2003, 09:36 AM

She'll either really dig it or really hate it.

Just drop some loot on her when you go out and she'll suddenly have your ass in there for hours working.

Snake Doctor · 06-05-2003, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

introduce her to your boyfriend first and slowly work her up to the Gaysites part.

Good plan

So when are you coming over to meet her?

Steve · 06-05-2003, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
how do you tell your Girlfriend you in a Porn biz with Gaysites ?

show her the new gangbang video you just starred in
a picture is worth a thousand words

Marissa · 06-05-2003, 10:00 AM

Just tell her the truth. I know if my guy told me that he ran gay sites I wouldn't care just as long as he wasn't on any of them. How does she not already know?

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