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how do you tell your Girlfriend you in a Porn biz with Gaysites ??
how do you tell your Girlfriend you in a Porn biz with Gaysites ?
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"I work in the porn biz with gay sites".
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her: "What do you do for a living?"
you: "I work in porn and run a bunch of gay porn sites." |
by saying:
"I'm in a Porn biz with Gaysites" she will appreciate your straight-forward honesty |
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All the above answers are correct.
Then all you have to do is wait... |
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... just open that stinky hole in your head and let the words flow out, fucking idiot !! |
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Lieve naamvanvriendin, Ik denk dat ik zelf geen homo ben, maar ik werk wel graag aan homo-sites, omdat ik daar meer mee verdien. Ik weet namelijk perfectwat een homo wil zien. Nogmaals ik ben zelf geen homo denk ik :) Kusje? " ;) Andre |
If she's your girlfriend, how the hell doesn't she already know?
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just dont tell her that while fucking her in the ass
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I said:
Check out my new gay site. She said: Fuck off, I'm not intrested.. and then she started to watch "Young and the restless". |
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"Lieve (naam),
Je vroeg me laatst wat ik eigenlijk voor werk doe, en hoewel ik toen zei dat ik bij de McDonalds werkte, is dat niet helemaal waar. Niet schrikken, maar eigenlijk werk ik in de porno-industrie. En niet alleen dat, ik maak homo-sites, waarop mannen elkaar hard in de kont neuken om vervolgens schreeuwend elkaars zaadvragende gezichten helemaal vol te spuiten met heet, geil zaad. Maar wees niet bang hoor, ik vind het gewoon toevallig leuk om dat soort sites te maken en duizenden plaatjes en video's te zien waarop elk detail ervan expliciet wordt uitgebeeld. Dat betekent absoluut niet dat ik homo ben ofzo... toch?? Kus, Je liefste PS. Zou je het heel erg vinden als ik af en toe in een filmpje meespeelde? Ik ben geen homo natuurlijk, maar soms vind ik het toch wel lekker, zo'n harde lul diep in mijn kont." Something like that? |
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Is your girlfriend a tranny?
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if you are in the biz doing gaysites then you HAVE no girlfriend..
DUH!!! |
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hehehhe.... now that's funny! really though, doesn't it all depend on the the girl? i mean if your gf is a bible thumper, your chances of still having a gf after youo mention the word 'porn' are pretty low(let alone the word 'gay') on the other hand if she likes to see two guys get it on... u might have some great sex! |
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I love girls i just want to make some extra cash with a extra site |
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LOL |
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Reak. Dude what's up with you. Are you just trying to up your post count or something. It almost looks like you got your account yesterday and are trying to hit a thousand post in one day. |
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Stuck with this title Registered: Mar 2003 <-- Read This Location: The Netherlands Posts: 774 |
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For example. I design mainstream sites too. I don't know anything about the law, or engineering, or medicine or most of the businesses I design websites for. But I've designed hundreds of sites for lawyers, engineers and doctors. I was able to give them exactly what they wanted by taking the time to do the research. Sure, after doing that I still wouldn't be able to pass the bar and perform laser eye surgery, but that's my point. If someone asks me to design a gay website I'll do it and do a damn good job at it and along the way I've even started a few of my own because I've found it easier to make money with a gay site. |
"Honey, I love you but Im on the fence about Guys & Girls, so I run Gay Porn Sites".
JK:1orglaugh |
dunno why it should be any harder than telling her you work in straight porn.
Only people I hide it from these days is my parents/grandparents just because I don't want to insult their beliefs,etc. Any friends know pretty early on though because frankly if they can't deal with it then they aren't really my kind of friend material anyway. |
Have her build sites with you. Thats what mine does. :winkwink:
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don't be a pussy.
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I bet she'd rather you look at naked guys all day than naked girls.
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be honest cause it can never come and bit you in the ass! (no pun intended)
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Leave a pile of checks on your desk.
After seeing the amounts she won't complain. |
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Tell her:
"I am gay, but I fuck with you because you look like a very cute boy" She will really like it. No joke :1orglaugh |
Yo, give her a free user name and password to one of the gay sites and see what she say's.....:winkwink:
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She'll either really dig it or really hate it.
Just drop some loot on her when you go out and she'll suddenly have your ass in there for hours working. |
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So when are you coming over to meet her? |
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a picture is worth a thousand words |
Just tell her the truth. I know if my guy told me that he ran gay sites I wouldn't care just as long as he wasn't on any of them. How does she not already know? :glugglug
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