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Huggles · 05-23-2026, 02:07 PM

Imagine living in a reality where you can't afford to just impulse buy a sofa that looks like a hot dog

Seriously... where did life go so wrong that a fucking hot dog couch is beyond my capabilities

If I ever see a GFY'er rocking this furniture before me, then I'm deleting my account

JesseQuinn · 05-23-2026, 04:06 PM

to put that in perspective, 6k USD is about 65% of the average yearly income in my neighbourhood

imagine living in reality where one wouldn't want to buy an uncomfortable-looking novelty couch no matter their income

I get your whole shtick of this persona as wastrel rascal, too cool and misunderstood by this world. thing is though it's really not funny to anyone but you

you have a kid. my father was a deeply imperfect person (he used to joke about serving as a bad example and rightfully so) but one of the many gifts he gave me was a work ethic. do ish that means something, put effort into it. when you're lucky enough to do meaningful work, put in every ounce of heart and soul

even if just a paycheck at times as a means to an end, live up to your responsibilities and be proud knowing when you rest down your head you've given it your all not for the job but for everything that comes attached in moving you forward. if you stumble (we're all human) you pick yourself up, dust off your knees and keep going

he also taught me to expect that from others. have no patience for victims who make a full time job of excuses not to work

I'm so grateful for those lessons. sad that with your own child you've chosen to be unable to teach them

you could change all this tomorrow, hell, tonight if you wanted. put down the bottle for good. make a plan, no excuses. decide to be someone I'd hope you want to be. you can do this if you choose to

the whole 'baller' thing I'm so not behind, but the rest of this vid kinda sums it up

and that is a really uncomfortable looking couch. for 6k when you have no income. heart bleeds for ya

hope you re-engage with the real world in some meaningful way at some point. this persona you've adopted is really toxic and serves no one. find it sad

CaptainHowdy · 05-23-2026, 04:33 PM

TheLegacy · 05-23-2026, 04:33 PM

Stuff doesn't make you happy. As kids you picked up a stick and it became anything your imagination could take you. Today it's always some materialistic thing that if you had - that would be enough. Well it's not. Be thankful for what you have and until you realize there are those who would look at your life and be envious - you won't be happy with what life gave you. Maybe watch until the end A Christmas Carol a few more times - there is a lesson in there

Huggles · 05-23-2026, 05:03 PM

How could you walk into your living room, see this sofa, and not feel joy

Huggles · 05-23-2026, 05:05 PM

Need to figure out my life and how to bring this joy into it!

Going to fire up Nifty Stats and see what affiliate programs are still going

Huggles · 05-23-2026, 05:27 PM

Huggles · 05-23-2026, 05:31 PM

Just imagine the things you could make happen if you had millions of dollars

fuzebox · 05-23-2026, 06:58 PM

A backroom casting couch site but with this couch. It will either crush it or be a colossal failure.

Either way it's a write off

JesseQuinn · 05-24-2026, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

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why not make your own? to bring up my own dad again he was big into wood-working in his spare time, one year when I was way y0ung he made me this elaborate dollhouse that was like 5 ft tall, complete with a balcony and elevator and everything. me and my friends staged so many suicides and homicides off that balcony with our Ken and Barbie dolls cuz that's what little g!rls do. good times

used it as a bookcase for years after, then passed it down to my niece

had a lot of fun learning wood working from him, ask me anything about lathes lol

a couple years back needed some help creating skateboard ramps for my tutoring group and a local furniture maker stepped up. got the k!ds involved in the process, ended up taking the group over to his shop as part of our 'experiencing trades' thing and two of the older in our group are now apprentices with him. there's some quite decent money in that, from weekend work they have paychecks coming in even being in school full time

getting your hands into stuff feels neat, and unlike the AI slop you post your work actually produces something. to either keep or sell. framework? easy peasy. just math, materials and tools. if you don't want to buy the tools (would suggest not for a one off project), rent some time at a local shop

the cushions? material for the various layers and a sewing machine, plus needle and thread for the cushion details. bet one of those older peeps you used to drive around before covid ruined your life has a machine they could rent or lend to you

so not a lot of dollaz in terms of upfront costs, and whatever there are I'm sure the woman supporting you would be thrilled to see you spending money on something other than booze

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Need to figure out my life and how to bring this joy into it!

suggesting this could be a fun project. why not try it?

escorpio · 05-24-2026, 02:17 AM

Convert to Judaism. Get on the winning team.

The Porn Nerd · 05-24-2026, 07:05 AM

Looks very uncomfortable

Huggles · 05-24-2026, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Convert to Judaism. Get on the winning team.

Yes!!!! I am working on it, oy vey!

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

suggesting this could be a fun project. why not try it?

It does sound fun, thank you for the advice and suggestions.... without giving away what I'm trying to build.... I'm looking for a way to get a real uniform made for my fake AI business, it's hard to explain and if I say anything more, the whole project will never get done.... I AM working on things but the financial rollercoaster makes my coaster come to a complete stop until I get enough money to proceed again... but I got an affiliate payment yesterday so I'm rollin' again!

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

A backroom casting couch site but with this couch. It will either crush it or be a colossal failure.

Either way it's a write off

Need a catchy name for the hot dog sofa site!

CaptainHowdy · 05-24-2026, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Convert to Judaism. Get on the winning team.

. . .

CaptainHowdy · 05-24-2026, 03:03 PM

The hot-dog cart job is calling for you, Huggles . . .

Huggles · 05-24-2026, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

The hot-dog cart job is calling for you, Huggles . . .

End times in Canada... dinner for 2 chinese food + 1 rice is $54

That shit used to be like $25 tops before COVID

05-23-2026, 02:07 PM	#1
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 12,305	I feel like such a failure! Imagine living in a reality where you can't afford to just impulse buy a sofa that looks like a hot dog Seriously... where did life go so wrong that a fucking hot dog couch is beyond my capabilities If I ever see a GFY'er rocking this furniture before me, then I'm deleting my account __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

05-23-2026, 04:06 PM	#2
JesseQuinn feeding the wolves Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica Posts: 6,592	to put that in perspective, 6k USD is about 65% of the average yearly income in my neighbourhood imagine living in reality where one wouldn't want to buy an uncomfortable-looking novelty couch no matter their income I get your whole shtick of this persona as wastrel rascal, too cool and misunderstood by this world. thing is though it's really not funny to anyone but you you have a kid. my father was a deeply imperfect person (he used to joke about serving as a bad example and rightfully so) but one of the many gifts he gave me was a work ethic. do ish that means something, put effort into it. when you're lucky enough to do meaningful work, put in every ounce of heart and soul even if just a paycheck at times as a means to an end, live up to your responsibilities and be proud knowing when you rest down your head you've given it your all not for the job but for everything that comes attached in moving you forward. if you stumble (we're all human) you pick yourself up, dust off your knees and keep going he also taught me to expect that from others. have no patience for victims who make a full time job of excuses not to work I'm so grateful for those lessons. sad that with your own child you've chosen to be unable to teach them you could change all this tomorrow, hell, tonight if you wanted. put down the bottle for good. make a plan, no excuses. decide to be someone I'd hope you want to be. you can do this if you choose to the whole 'baller' thing I'm so not behind, but the rest of this vid kinda sums it up and that is a really uncomfortable looking couch. for 6k when you have no income. heart bleeds for ya hope you re-engage with the real world in some meaningful way at some point. this persona you've adopted is really toxic and serves no one. find it sad __________________ throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

05-23-2026, 04:33 PM	#3
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 94,599	__________________

05-23-2026, 04:33 PM	#4
TheLegacy SEO & GEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 17,993	Stuff doesn't make you happy. As kids you picked up a stick and it became anything your imagination could take you. Today it's always some materialistic thing that if you had - that would be enough. Well it's not. Be thankful for what you have and until you realize there are those who would look at your life and be envious - you won't be happy with what life gave you. Maybe watch until the end A Christmas Carol a few more times - there is a lesson in there __________________ SEO & GEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com

05-23-2026, 05:03 PM	#5
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 12,305	How could you walk into your living room, see this sofa, and not feel joy __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

05-23-2026, 05:05 PM	#6
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 12,305	Need to figure out my life and how to bring this joy into it! Going to fire up Nifty Stats and see what affiliate programs are still going __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

05-23-2026, 05:27 PM	#7
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 12,305	__________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

05-23-2026, 05:31 PM	#8
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 12,305	Just imagine the things you could make happen if you had millions of dollars __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

05-23-2026, 06:58 PM	#9
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,317	A backroom casting couch site but with this couch. It will either crush it or be a colossal failure. Either way it's a write off

05-24-2026, 02:17 AM	#11
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,443	Convert to Judaism. Get on the winning team. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

05-24-2026, 07:05 AM	#12
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,767	Looks very uncomfortable __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

05-24-2026, 03:03 PM	#15
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 94,599	The hot-dog cart job is calling for you, Huggles . . . __________________