What in the absolute hell did Michael Jordan just do? - GoFuckYourself.com

Huggles · 02-15-2026, 07:00 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2023209325683233071

EddyTheDog · 02-15-2026, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

https://x.com/i/status/2023209325683233071

WTF? - That's crazy - Looks real as well...

Huggles · 02-15-2026, 08:21 PM

15 second mark

lovebitch · 02-15-2026, 08:39 PM

Maybe just messing around, not everything is sexual.

Huggles · 02-16-2026, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lovebitch

Maybe just messing around, not everything is sexual.

Buddy... who the fuck grabs someone else's kid like that?

Mr Pheer · 02-16-2026, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Buddy... who the fuck grabs someone else's kid like that?

Looks weird as fuck to me but Jordan's driver just won the Daytona 500 and that's the driver's kid, it's not like they are strangers.

EddyTheDog · 02-16-2026, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by lovebitch

Maybe just messing around, not everything is sexual.

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Looks weird as fuck to me but Jordan's driver just won the Daytona 500 and that's the driver's kid, it's not like they are strangers.

If there was a video of me doing that, NOBODY would be making excuses for me - I wonder why that is?..

Mr Pheer · 02-16-2026, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

If there was a video of me doing that, NOBODY would be making excuses for me - I wonder why that is?..

Because... nobody has heard of EddyTheDog, and he is Michael Jordan?

Am I right?

Mr Pheer · 02-16-2026, 12:33 PM

Wait, this is disturbing.

Eddy, why are you upset that you couldn't get away with something like that?

Is this something you wish you could get away with?

Huggles · 02-16-2026, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Looks weird as fuck to me but Jordan's driver just won the Daytona 500 and that's the driver's kid, it's not like they are strangers.

I mean, there is Jordan slapping another kid's ass at the 15 second mark in the YouTube video above...

So there, twice you can see Jordan inappropriately touching a kid.

If I was at an event and I saw a grown ass man touching my kid like Jordan? I'd be flying over with a dropkick and ready to fight.

EddyTheDog · 02-16-2026, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Wait, this is disturbing.

Eddy, why are you upset that you couldn't get away with something like that?

Is this something you wish you could get away with?

You know exactly what I am saying...

Huggles · 02-16-2026, 02:52 PM

It really doesn't seem normal. Like... I've been a parent for 10 years... I can't imagine EVER touching someone else's kid like that, not even my own!

Mr Pheer · 02-16-2026, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

You know exactly what I am saying...

I know... and it scares me

see sig

Mr Pheer · 02-16-2026, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

It really doesn't seem normal. Like... I've been a parent for 10 years... I can't imagine EVER touching someone else's kid like that, not even my own!

MJ is a pro athlete and they tend to run around slapping or grabbing each other's ass.

I don't get it either.

Mr Pheer · 02-16-2026, 04:04 PM

Guys, that shit is NASCAR.

If anybody thought it was truly anything out of line, especially concerning that guy, it would have been blasted fucking everywere by now.

mechanicvirus · 02-16-2026, 04:06 PM

Michael Jackson by spirit, Michael Jordan by day???

Mindi · 02-16-2026, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Michael Jackson by spirit, Michael Jordan by day???

I am in a restaurant and you made me laugh out loud

CaptainHowdy · 02-16-2026, 07:36 PM

If you see ch!ld molest!ng everywhere . . .

Huggles · 02-16-2026, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

If you see ch!ld molest!ng everywhere . . .

Stupid motherfucker, if you saw a random guy doing this to a kid, you'd think it is normal?

Fuck you.

pornmasta · 02-16-2026, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Buddy... who the fuck grabs someone else's kid like that?

who things that interacting with kiddos is necessarily sexual

?

Huggles · 02-16-2026, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

who things that interacting with kiddos is necessarily sexual

?

Grabbing anyone's ass like that, outside of your wife or AI sex-bot, is fuckin' weird as fuck!

pornmasta · Yesterday, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Grabbing anyone's ass like that, outside of your wife or AI sex-bot, is fuckin' weird as fuck!

fine, but its likely AI

Huggles · Yesterday, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

fine, but its likely AI

https://www.reddit.com/r/NBATalk/com...e_what_he_did/

CyberHustler · Yesterday, 08:04 AM

This is acceptable these days. We vote for these kinds of folks and we support protecting them from those that would lock them up and/or blackmail them about this.

Welcome to 2026. Nobody gives a shit and this is considered locker room activities. Don't let the woke left pull you into their hysterical hoaxes, we need to stay focused on all the great things Jordan did for the NBA and sneakers. This is nothing to worry about, there is absolutely nothing to see here. Just move on and look at the dow jones. 🥱😴🐑

jscott · Yesterday, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Buddy... who the fuck grabs someone else's kid like that?

MJ is super close to that family. Huggles this thread is the type of shit left wing lunatics post.

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Tyler Reddick drives for 23XI Racing, the NASCAR team co-owned by Michael Jordan (and Denny Hamlin). Their relationship goes beyond just team owner/driver—multiple sources describe a deep, personal bond built over years since Reddick joined the team in 2023. Key points from reports and interviews: Jordan has developed a warm, mentor-like connection with Reddick and his loved ones, including treating Reddick's young son Beau "like part of the extended team."

The Porn Nerd · Yesterday, 11:29 AM

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shimmy2 · Yesterday, 09:13 PM

havent watched or played basketball in over 20 years. always wondered how people run and jump in heavy hi top hoop shoes. i guess jordan still sells shoes and stuff likely. but thats amazing he hasnt played in like 2 generations. my kids got his shoes (24 and 21) and i remember playing jordan on sega genesis as a teenager in the 90s. i never bought or wore any of those astronaut boots

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