What in the absolute hell did Michael Jordan just do?
 

https://x.com/i/status/2023209325683233071

:uhoh :uhoh :uhoh

WTF? - That's crazy - Looks real as well...

15 second mark

Maybe just messing around, not everything is sexual.

Buddy... who the fuck grabs someone else's kid like that? :error

Looks weird as fuck to me but Jordan's driver just won the Daytona 500 and that's the driver's kid, it's not like they are strangers.

If there was a video of me doing that, NOBODY would be making excuses for me - I wonder why that is?..

Because... nobody has heard of EddyTheDog, and he is Michael Jordan?

Am I right?

Wait, this is disturbing.

Eddy, why are you upset that you couldn't get away with something like that?

Is this something you wish you could get away with?

I mean, there is Jordan slapping another kid's ass at the 15 second mark in the YouTube video above...

So there, twice you can see Jordan inappropriately touching a kid.

If I was at an event and I saw a grown ass man touching my kid like Jordan? I'd be flying over with a dropkick and ready to fight. :mad:

You know exactly what I am saying...

It really doesn't seem normal. Like... I've been a parent for 10 years... I can't imagine EVER touching someone else's kid like that, not even my own!

I know... and it scares me :uhoh


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MJ is a pro athlete and they tend to run around slapping or grabbing each other's ass.




I don't get it either.

Guys, that shit is NASCAR.

If anybody thought it was truly anything out of line, especially concerning that guy, it would have been blasted fucking everywere by now.

Michael Jackson by spirit, Michael Jordan by day???

I am in a restaurant and you made me laugh out loud

If you see ch!ld molest!ng everywhere . . .

Stupid motherfucker, if you saw a random guy doing this to a kid, you'd think it is normal?

Fuck you. :321GFY

who things that interacting with kiddos is necessarily sexual :winkwink: ?

Grabbing anyone's ass like that, outside of your wife or AI sex-bot, is fuckin' weird as fuck! :disgust

fine, but its likely AI

This is acceptable these days. We vote for these kinds of folks and we support protecting them from those that would lock them up and/or blackmail them about this.

Welcome to 2026. Nobody gives a shit and this is considered locker room activities. Don't let the woke left pull you into their hysterical hoaxes, we need to stay focused on all the great things Jordan did for the NBA and sneakers. This is nothing to worry about, there is absolutely nothing to see here. Just move on and look at the dow jones. 🥱😴🐑

MJ is super close to that family. Huggles this thread is the type of shit left wing lunatics post. :2 cents:

"Scotty I'm just Pippin' with ya!"

havent watched or played basketball in over 20 years. always wondered how people run and jump in heavy hi top hoop shoes. i guess jordan still sells shoes and stuff likely. but thats amazing he hasnt played in like 2 generations. my kids got his shoes (24 and 21) and i remember playing jordan on sega genesis as a teenager in the 90s. i never bought or wore any of those astronaut boots