Serious(sort of) silver selling affiliate program idea - GoFuckYourself.com

Huggles · Yesterday, 10:55 PM

Why have I never seen any YouTube ads trying to sell me a silver Christian cross with Jesus on it?

With all the of the hype about silver, crazy demonic AI and the divide across western nations, it seemed like there was some sort of Christian revival after the Charlie Kirk incident...

But... I'm being serious here... why has there been zero attempt to sell silver Jesus crosses? Like not only are you buying something in the image of the son of God, but you're buying pure silver. Even if the value of silver plummeted to $1 a pound, you still have a really nice looking silver cross of Jesus that could reinforce your faith during difficult times. The dollar value isn't important.

Then I started questioning the entire idea because even if I had a bunch of really nice silver crosses with Jesus on them, I'd probably feel like a huge hypocrite selling them because even if I went to Sunday school and believe in Jesus, I couldn't fuckin' tell you a single bible verse to save my life!

Anyways... Instead of actually taking the time to research if there are any religious object affiliate programs, I just posted this shit above and probably this is a dumb idea. But I can't help but think that if I had an actual affiliate program where I could sell Christian stuff, I could make good Facebook ads to sell them! There is a Sikh guy who owns the local pizza place and he has a gold kirpan that is totally fuckin' ballin' out of control! I used to date a Jew and her and her friends all had star of David gold jewelry and such... she told me to buy silver, she had a pallet of silver in her basement... but I'm a barely-civilized goy and did I listen? NO!!!!! Oy vey.

Am I retarded? Are there actual affiliate programs where I could sell religious objects made in gold, silver, etc materials?

Someone with half a brain might build a portfolio of advertisements and then research the top online retailers that sell religious precious metal items and maybe try and get a job doing ads for them?

I bet someone out there is makin' bank selling this shit right meow!

Huggles · Yesterday, 11:03 PM

I know if I could get an affiliate link to sell religious stuff, I could make content that would get the clicks to the store(s)!

pornmasta · Yesterday, 11:35 PM

Why don't you find a silver bullion affiliate program, like this one for example:

https://www.bullionstar.com/affiliate

You enumerate all the objects that fit your need (there are certainly some) and Hallelujah !

adultinnovation · Today, 02:33 AM

You're like Lex Luthor

CaptainHowdy · Today, 03:59 PM

Our main silver guy is busy tanning his balls atm . . .

Mr Pheer · Today, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultinnovation

You're like Lex Luthor

Mr Pheer · Today, 04:03 PM

Huggles, I'm surprised you're not into extracting metals from old electronics

Yesterday, 10:55 PM	#1
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,463	Serious(sort of) silver selling affiliate program idea Why have I never seen any YouTube ads trying to sell me a silver Christian cross with Jesus on it? With all the of the hype about silver, crazy demonic AI and the divide across western nations, it seemed like there was some sort of Christian revival after the Charlie Kirk incident... But... I'm being serious here... why has there been zero attempt to sell silver Jesus crosses? Like not only are you buying something in the image of the son of God, but you're buying pure silver. Even if the value of silver plummeted to $1 a pound, you still have a really nice looking silver cross of Jesus that could reinforce your faith during difficult times. The dollar value isn't important. Then I started questioning the entire idea because even if I had a bunch of really nice silver crosses with Jesus on them, I'd probably feel like a huge hypocrite selling them because even if I went to Sunday school and believe in Jesus, I couldn't fuckin' tell you a single bible verse to save my life! Anyways... Instead of actually taking the time to research if there are any religious object affiliate programs, I just posted this shit above and probably this is a dumb idea. But I can't help but think that if I had an actual affiliate program where I could sell Christian stuff, I could make good Facebook ads to sell them! There is a Sikh guy who owns the local pizza place and he has a gold kirpan that is totally fuckin' ballin' out of control! I used to date a Jew and her and her friends all had star of David gold jewelry and such... she told me to buy silver, she had a pallet of silver in her basement... but I'm a barely-civilized goy and did I listen? NO!!!!! Oy vey. Am I retarded? Are there actual affiliate programs where I could sell religious objects made in gold, silver, etc materials? Someone with half a brain might build a portfolio of advertisements and then research the top online retailers that sell religious precious metal items and maybe try and get a job doing ads for them? I bet someone out there is makin' bank selling this shit right meow! __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

Yesterday, 11:03 PM	#2
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,463	I know if I could get an affiliate link to sell religious stuff, I could make content that would get the clicks to the store(s)! __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

Today, 03:59 PM	#5
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 94,105	Our main silver guy is busy tanning his balls atm . . . __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc.

Today, 04:03 PM	#7
Mr Pheer So Fucking unBanned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 21,721	Huggles, I'm surprised you're not into extracting metals from old electronics __________________ WebIgniter AI Multitime 7-figure producer and 29 year Niche Industry Veteran

Yesterday, 11:35 PM	#3
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,513	Why don't you find a silver bullion affiliate program, like this one for example: https://www.bullionstar.com/affiliate You enumerate all the objects that fit your need (there are certainly some) and Hallelujah !

Today, 02:33 AM	#4
adultinnovation WIFE CHANGING MONEY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2019 Location: usa Posts: 5,163	You're like Lex Luthor