Serious(sort of) silver selling affiliate program idea
 

Why have I never seen any YouTube ads trying to sell me a silver Christian cross with Jesus on it?

With all the of the hype about silver, crazy demonic AI and the divide across western nations, it seemed like there was some sort of Christian revival after the Charlie Kirk incident...

But... I'm being serious here... why has there been zero attempt to sell silver Jesus crosses? Like not only are you buying something in the image of the son of God, but you're buying pure silver. Even if the value of silver plummeted to $1 a pound, you still have a really nice looking silver cross of Jesus that could reinforce your faith during difficult times. The dollar value isn't important.

Then I started questioning the entire idea because even if I had a bunch of really nice silver crosses with Jesus on them, I'd probably feel like a huge hypocrite selling them because even if I went to Sunday school and believe in Jesus, I couldn't fuckin' tell you a single bible verse to save my life! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Anyways... Instead of actually taking the time to research if there are any religious object affiliate programs, I just posted this shit above and probably this is a dumb idea. But I can't help but think that if I had an actual affiliate program where I could sell Christian stuff, I could make good Facebook ads to sell them! There is a Sikh guy who owns the local pizza place and he has a gold kirpan that is totally fuckin' ballin' out of control! I used to date a Jew and her and her friends all had star of David gold jewelry and such... she told me to buy silver, she had a pallet of silver in her basement... but I'm a barely-civilized goy and did I listen? NO!!!!! Oy vey. :Oh crap

Am I retarded? Are there actual affiliate programs where I could sell religious objects made in gold, silver, etc materials?

Someone with half a brain might build a portfolio of advertisements and then research the top online retailers that sell religious precious metal items and maybe try and get a job doing ads for them?

I bet someone out there is makin' bank selling this shit right meow! :pimp

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I know if I could get an affiliate link to sell religious stuff, I could make content that would get the clicks to the store(s)!

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Why don't you find a silver bullion affiliate program, like this one for example:

https://www.bullionstar.com/affiliate

You enumerate all the objects that fit your need (there are certainly some) and Hallelujah !

You're like Lex Luthor

Our main silver guy is busy tanning his balls atm . . .

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Huggles, I'm surprised you're not into extracting metals from old electronics :1orglaugh

Just not as intelligent.