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dchottie · 05-31-2003, 08:40 PM

Oh man my cat is so strange. She does weird things like running from one end of the house to another and up certain pieces of furniture and back down them but that's not so bad. My strange cat likes to climb the back of my office chair and sit on the back of it and rake her claw through my hair and then bite it, she likes to jump up on the desk and follow the mouse and swat at it, she likes to stick her head in shoes, she has taken my daughter's feather pillow away from her and claws her if she tries to get it back, she has allergies or something and will crawl up in your lap and act like she's cuddling up to you and sneeze right in your face, sometimes she gets on sneezing fits like 12 in a row and today I caught her dipping her paw into her water bowl and using it to was herself instead of licking her paw like most cats do. I will never understand the feline species.

BoNgHiTtA · 05-31-2003, 08:41 PM

Your cat does this out of boredom. Since you have taken it out of its rightful home (the outdoors) It must now do things to entertain itself.

Open the door, let it roam free!

05-31-2003, 08:42 PM

mrthumbs · 05-31-2003, 08:42 PM

my cats use the toilet and like to take showers.

Not to mention they pet my dog.

Strange indeed.

nocostporn · 05-31-2003, 08:42 PM

my cat likes it doggy style...I win

dchottie · 05-31-2003, 08:52 PM

lmao yeah I would say yours wins ncp but only if it likes it doggy style from you.

and it's natural environment will have to be indoors because we have some mean little fuckers that live in my neighborhood and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if animal torture and mutilation weren't some of their hobbies.

Steve · 05-31-2003, 10:30 PM

I have three cats (brothers from the same littler) that were outside my bedroom window last night - all fucking singing/howling at the damn moon or some shit. Woke my ass up at 2:16 - I thought one of them was hurt - stupid fucks were just making cat chorus noise.

mrthumbs · 05-31-2003, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by Steve
I have three cats (brothers from the same littler) that were outside my bedroom window last night - all fucking singing/howling at the damn moon or some shit. Woke my ass up at 2:16 - I thought one of them was hurt - stupid fucks were just making cat chorus noise.

i thought only female cats howl and sing..

Steve · 05-31-2003, 10:47 PM

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i thought only female cats howl and sing..

I had them fixed - does that count?

FillmoreSlim · 05-31-2003, 10:48 PM

dchottie lemme see your tits.

Exxxotica · 05-31-2003, 10:50 PM

I got rid of my other psycho cat, and got a new one. She is a lot cutter.

<img src="http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/kittycute.jpg">

FillmoreSlim · 05-31-2003, 10:52 PM

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nice. cats are wicked.

that thing prolly meows nonstop.

FillmoreSlim · 05-31-2003, 10:55 PM

the difference between cats and dogs is that cats earn their keep as kittens.

cats as kittens justify their whole lives.

"oh hi im cute cause im a kitten"

as soon as they get old and get the fat belly pouch they are just fucking leeches, nothing more, nothing less.

vapewiz · 05-31-2003, 10:56 PM

We just got a new cat and it as annoying me RIGHT now jumping on my desk and whatnot, why does it just want to sleep in/on hers, and bother me?

I like my dog better he rocks!

Exxxotica · 05-31-2003, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim
the difference between cats and dogs is that cats earn their keep as kittens.

cats as kittens justify their whole lives.

"oh hi im cute cause im a kitten"

as soon as they get old and get the fat belly pouch they are just fucking leeches, nothing more, nothing less.

They also go crazy with age. I had this cat who could cause siezures in epileptics.. I kid you not! The thing was fucking crazy!

FillmoreSlim · 05-31-2003, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by cutetwink

ask your landlord for new drywall.

vapewiz · 05-31-2003, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

ask your landlord for new drywall.

Landlord?

It's plaster i need to paint. Or photoshop...... hummm

FillmoreSlim · 05-31-2003, 11:10 PM

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how long does it take for your dog to eat that rawhide?

takes my dog two sittings to chew through that one. two days max and then he farts for a month.

x3guide · 05-31-2003, 11:14 PM

www.freifahrt.com/files/funny_cats.wmv

vapewiz · 05-31-2003, 11:21 PM

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www.freifahrt.com/files/funny_cats.wmv

Great clip!

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how long does it take for your dog to eat that rawhide?

2-3 weeks with some breaks in there. He will chew until his chops bleed its rather nasty... lately he is tired of it though... he has that cat to chase

05-31-2003, 08:40 PM	#1
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	Cats are weird creatures! Oh man my cat is so strange. She does weird things like running from one end of the house to another and up certain pieces of furniture and back down them but that's not so bad. My strange cat likes to climb the back of my office chair and sit on the back of it and rake her claw through my hair and then bite it, she likes to jump up on the desk and follow the mouse and swat at it, she likes to stick her head in shoes, she has taken my daughter's feather pillow away from her and claws her if she tries to get it back, she has allergies or something and will crawl up in your lap and act like she's cuddling up to you and sneeze right in your face, sometimes she gets on sneezing fits like 12 in a row and today I caught her dipping her paw into her water bowl and using it to was herself instead of licking her paw like most cats do. I will never understand the feline species. __________________

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05-31-2003, 08:52 PM	#6
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	lmao yeah I would say yours wins ncp but only if it likes it doggy style from you. and it's natural environment will have to be indoors because we have some mean little fuckers that live in my neighborhood and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if animal torture and mutilation weren't some of their hobbies. __________________

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	my cats use the toilet and like to take showers. Not to mention they pet my dog. Strange indeed.

05-31-2003, 10:30 PM	#7
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	I have three cats (brothers from the same littler) that were outside my bedroom window last night - all fucking singing/howling at the damn moon or some shit. Woke my ass up at 2:16 - I thought one of them was hurt - stupid fucks were just making cat chorus noise.

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Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I got rid of my other psycho cat, and got a new one. She is a lot cutter. <img src="http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/kittycute.jpg"> __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

05-31-2003, 10:55 PM	#13
FillmoreSlim Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: streetz Posts: 1,236	the difference between cats and dogs is that cats earn their keep as kittens. cats as kittens justify their whole lives. "oh hi im cute cause im a kitten" as soon as they get old and get the fat belly pouch they are just fucking leeches, nothing more, nothing less. __________________ New and Improved Chameleon Submitter 2.0 - Submit to TGP and MGP sites - GET YOURS TODAY!

05-31-2003, 10:56 PM	#14
vapewiz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,530	We just got a new cat and it as annoying me RIGHT now jumping on my desk and whatnot, why does it just want to sleep in/on hers, and bother me? I like my dog better he rocks!

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