Cats are weird creatures!
 

Oh man my cat is so strange. She does weird things like running from one end of the house to another and up certain pieces of furniture and back down them but that's not so bad. My strange cat likes to climb the back of my office chair and sit on the back of it and rake her claw through my hair and then bite it, she likes to jump up on the desk and follow the mouse and swat at it, she likes to stick her head in shoes, she has taken my daughter's feather pillow away from her and claws her if she tries to get it back, she has allergies or something and will crawl up in your lap and act like she's cuddling up to you and sneeze right in your face, sometimes she gets on sneezing fits like 12 in a row and today I caught her dipping her paw into her water bowl and using it to was herself instead of licking her paw like most cats do. I will never understand the feline species.

Your cat does this out of boredom. Since you have taken it out of its rightful home (the outdoors) It must now do things to entertain itself.

Open the door, let it roam free!

my cats use the toilet and like to take showers.

Not to mention they pet my dog.

Strange indeed.

my cat likes it doggy style...I win

lmao yeah I would say yours wins ncp but only if it likes it doggy style from you. :1orglaugh and it's natural environment will have to be indoors because we have some mean little fuckers that live in my neighborhood and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if animal torture and mutilation weren't some of their hobbies.

I have three cats (brothers from the same littler) that were outside my bedroom window last night - all fucking singing/howling at the damn moon or some shit. Woke my ass up at 2:16 - I thought one of them was hurt - stupid fucks were just making cat chorus noise.

i thought only female cats howl and sing..

I had them fixed - does that count?

dchottie lemme see your tits.

:321GFY

I got rid of my other psycho cat, and got a new one. She is a lot cutter.

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nice. cats are wicked.

that thing prolly meows nonstop.

the difference between cats and dogs is that cats earn their keep as kittens.

cats as kittens justify their whole lives.

"oh hi im cute cause im a kitten"

as soon as they get old and get the fat belly pouch they are just fucking leeches, nothing more, nothing less.

We just got a new cat and it as annoying me RIGHT now jumping on my desk and whatnot, why does it just want to sleep in/on hers, and bother me?

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I like my dog better he rocks!

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They also go crazy with age. I had this cat who could cause siezures in epileptics.. I kid you not! The thing was fucking crazy!

ask your landlord for new drywall.

Landlord?

It's plaster i need to paint. Or photoshop...... hummm :1orglaugh

how long does it take for your dog to eat that rawhide?

takes my dog two sittings to chew through that one. two days max and then he farts for a month.

Great clip!

2-3 weeks with some breaks in there. He will chew until his chops bleed its rather nasty... lately he is tired of it though... he has that cat to chase