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PowerCum · 05-25-2003, 05:15 AM

I got this one... very funny.

FROM : CINTHIA ALEX
ABIDJAN,IVORY COAST
[email protected]

MY DEAR,

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO
BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.YOUR NAME WAS GIVING
TO ME BY MY PARSTOR AFFTER HIS FASTING AND PRAYER HE
TOLD ME TO CONTACT YOU THAT YOU ARE THE ONE TO HELP
ME.

I AM CINTHIA ALEX, THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE MR AND
MRS ALEX, MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT
BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST
BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A
BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER
1988, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM
MOTHERLESS.

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH NOVEMBER 2002
IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY
CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A
SUM OF US$16,500,000 (SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A SUSPENSE
ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED
MY NAME AS HIS ONLY DAUGHTER FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN
DEPOSIT OF THE FUND.

HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS
WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER
IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS
MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE ,(SUCH AS
REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).

I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE
FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD
BE TRANSFERED
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR
COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A
RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.

MOREOVER, DEAR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE
TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER
THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR
NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEA.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS
ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD
BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY
INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.

ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

BEST REGARDS.
CINTHIA ALEX,

PLEASE REPLY ME WITH THIS MAIL BOX FOR URGENT
ASSISTANCE PLEASE MY LIFE IS NOT SAVE HERE

[email protected]

Now there are no strange countries ministers... it's a nice religious girl. I AM NOT A RELIGIOUS, so there is no way her pastor to know my name.
Country ABIDJAN does not exist.

Even that I have had some laught

BRISK · 05-25-2003, 05:23 AM

You actually read all that?

MrPanama · 05-25-2003, 05:27 AM

lol thats funny shit....geez spam is getting creative these days. im still trying to figure out how this person would ripp you off though....let them transfer 16mil to your account..lol, worth a try.

Project-Shadow · 05-25-2003, 05:50 AM

I remember seein a bot for that ...
Generate any fake story.. it's actually getting old now.. although sometimes its funny ^-^

Madball · 05-25-2003, 05:51 AM

Jesus, the Nigeria scam. There are accounts they killed ppl who went there to pick up their cash etc.

05-25-2003, 05:15 AM	#1
PowerCum CjOverkill Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Woldwide Posts: 1,328	The funnyest spam I ver have got I got this one... very funny. FROM : CINTHIA ALEX ABIDJAN,IVORY COAST [email protected] MY DEAR, PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.YOUR NAME WAS GIVING TO ME BY MY PARSTOR AFFTER HIS FASTING AND PRAYER HE TOLD ME TO CONTACT YOU THAT YOU ARE THE ONE TO HELP ME. I AM CINTHIA ALEX, THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE MR AND MRS ALEX, MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1988, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH NOVEMBER 2002 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$16,500,000 (SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY DAUGHTER FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUND. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE ,(SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT). I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS. 1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED 2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND. 3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY. MOREOVER, DEAR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEA. FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON. THANKS AND GOD BLESS. BEST REGARDS. CINTHIA ALEX, PLEASE REPLY ME WITH THIS MAIL BOX FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE PLEASE MY LIFE IS NOT SAVE HERE [email protected] Now there are no strange countries ministers... it's a nice religious girl. I AM NOT A RELIGIOUS, so there is no way her pastor to know my name. Country ABIDJAN does not exist. Even that I have had some laught __________________ CjOverkill Traffic Trading Script Free, secure and fast traffic trading script. Get your copy now

05-25-2003, 05:23 AM	#2
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	You actually read all that? __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

05-25-2003, 05:27 AM	#3
MrPanama Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 815	lol thats funny shit....geez spam is getting creative these days. im still trying to figure out how this person would ripp you off though....let them transfer 16mil to your account..lol, worth a try. __________________ MrPanama SUBMIT GALLERIES HERE Email: [email protected] ICQ# 76099000

05-25-2003, 05:50 AM	#4
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	I remember seein a bot for that ... Generate any fake story.. it's actually getting old now.. although sometimes its funny ^-^

05-25-2003, 05:51 AM	#5
Madball Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 748	Jesus, the Nigeria scam. There are accounts they killed ppl who went there to pick up their cash etc.