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05-24-2003, 07:40 PM
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If you had Bill Gates money, what would you do?
If I had 50 billion cash, I'd just waste them
 Go to forums online and pick people and just wire them 1 million $$$ if they give me a good laugh or something. That guy is stupid and boring fuck, he will grow old and die without people saying anything nice about him... |
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05-24-2003, 07:42 PM
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if i had 50 billion in cash that i had earned i would be doing the same thing he is(doing what i love to do). |
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05-24-2003, 07:42 PM
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throw it all in a bank
live off the interest of some 100 million $ a week  |
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05-24-2003, 07:44 PM
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Money is overrated
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05-24-2003, 07:45 PM
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I think I would build my own space station with high speed Internet access and move there.
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05-24-2003, 07:45 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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i'd create think-tank groups focused on issues important to me. then i'd fund them with 95% of my wealth...
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05-24-2003, 07:46 PM
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i would build a casino and let mtv shoot reality shows in it, have lots of porn conventions and parties, and drink myself into a coma
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05-24-2003, 07:46 PM
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Buy all of MLBA and making the teams play no matter the weather, and make all contracts based on performance.
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05-24-2003, 07:47 PM
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aspiring banker
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try to make 50 more
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05-24-2003, 07:50 PM
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05-24-2003, 07:52 PM
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You sir are a complete idiot.  Thank you Mr. Gates for using Billions of your own dollars to help save the world from AIDS and other infectious diseases. http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...?showYear=2003 http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...?showYear=2002 http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...?showYear=2001 http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...?showYear=2000 http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...94&yearTo=1999 http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grants/ http://www.gatesfoundation.org Oh yeah...Windows and IE kick ass too...Thanks Bill. |
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05-24-2003, 07:54 PM
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That just shows that you could never spend all that money if you tried.... even if you give it away.....
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05-24-2003, 07:55 PM
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05-24-2003, 07:56 PM
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Perhaps you want to demonstratre how more intelligent than him you are?
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05-24-2003, 07:58 PM
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05-24-2003, 07:58 PM
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I'd buy 5 million acres in Idaho and start my own country.
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05-24-2003, 08:00 PM
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but I'd buy all the whorehouses in Nevada... and hire many a dicksuckers.... and live happly ever after....
then I'd be the biggest pimp in the u.s......
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05-24-2003, 08:02 PM
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05-24-2003, 08:17 PM
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Ted Turner is down to his last billion... I'm sure we'll see him in line at the soup kitchen any day now!
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05-24-2003, 08:25 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I would buy some country and live like a king
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05-24-2003, 08:40 PM
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I would buy Microsoft...or a very large share of it.
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05-24-2003, 08:44 PM
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I'd buy one of those toasters that can toast two peaces of bread at once!
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05-24-2003, 09:17 PM
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You would never see my ass on these boards. I would become a corporate raider a 21 st century Gordon Geikko, the most fear man on the Street. A real player .
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05-24-2003, 09:18 PM
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That was the best one! The simple things!
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05-24-2003, 09:27 PM
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I'd wear a new pair of socks every day...
Nothing feels better than busting out a brand new pair of socks from the package.. Heaven on earth... |
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05-24-2003, 10:26 PM
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if i had that kind of cash ya i would still do shit i love in the work area , but hell dont think a person cannt spend it all if they are just out blowing and going , but for me if did have it i would but the land needed and build my own personal drag strip and be able to run my prostock drag bike any time i want day or nite ,
hell have few there so my friends could go over and we have our own race`s there with one another , just my dream to haev but hell who knows maybe one day , 
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05-24-2003, 10:29 PM
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Hookers and blow... the expensive hookers. |
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05-24-2003, 10:33 PM
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Averaged out, I think he makes about $50 million per day. I would take just a small % of that income and spend it on these finer pleasures:
1) Hire a team of world-class gourmet chefs who have a selection of five gourmet meals made of the most expensive, freshest, fanciest ingredients available - EVERY HALF HOUR - so any time I am hungry something superb is ready. Cost - $20,000 per day. 2) Hire a super-hot, highly-trained masseuse who will rub me down (anywhere needed) on demand, 24/7. Cost - $1,000 per day. 3) Build a tech movie theatre in my home with EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE stored digitally, ready-to-play on demand. Would obviously require a special area with thousands of hard drives. Cost - $1 million to build, $2,000 per day to maintain and update. 4) Stand on highway overpasses and throw suitcases of $100 bills onto the traffic during rush-hour just for entertainment (watching the ensuing chaos). Im sure the motorists wouldnt complain either. Cost - $10,000 per day (I would only do this about once per month, $300,000 at a time.) 5) Hire a super-model who agrees to lay on a bed, in stirrups, ready to have sex as often as I would like. Get a new model EVERY DAY... even the hottest women would do this for $2 million for 24 hours... so: Cost - $2 million per day. 6) Build a special version of Windows that NEVER crashes. Cost: $1,000 per day in development costs. 7) Install a chilled beer-troth above my football-watching couch that is constantly filled with a selection of 20 premium beers. A retractable hose extends from the troth and the end of it is fitted with a nipple (the kind baby bottles use) so I can "nurse myself into ecstasy" hands-free while watching the game of kings. Cost - $10,000 to build, $1,000 per day to maintain. NET DAILY COST OF ALL SEVEN: $35,000 per day without the most important perk - the model in stirrups - or $2,035,000 with. How's that list?! Im a man of self-indulgence and physical pleasure, eh? |
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05-24-2003, 11:15 PM
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Ya but Ted Turner is the biggest land owner in the US. He may only have a billion in cash but he has a shitload of land! |
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05-24-2003, 11:32 PM
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I'd buy adult.com
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05-24-2003, 11:33 PM
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05-24-2003, 11:40 PM
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I would spend it all on dildos
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05-25-2003, 12:40 AM
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I would buy all the casinos on the strip
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05-25-2003, 12:49 AM
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i'd have half the ppl on this board killed
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05-25-2003, 12:57 AM
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95% to charities and then,
I'd like to have fun blowing people's minds with unreal generosity. Like go to a restaurant and leave the waiter a $10,000 tip. Go to a strip club, dressed like you have no money, get a lap dance and then give her $5,000. Go to Dunkin Donuts, when there's a long line, get your coffee and donut and drop a $1000 in the tip jar. Go to a church, sit through a service, then drop in a check for a million, when they pass the basket. Call in to the Jerry Lewis Telethon right near the last few minutes and match how much money they've done through the entire show to double it. Hand one of those dudes at the freeway offramps on crutches that looks like an honest to goodnes out of luck vet a bag filled with $100,000. Fly over Harlem in New York City in a helicopter and toss out into the wind $1,000,000 in $100 dollar bills.
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05-25-2003, 12:59 AM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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i would create a hover board that could fly pretty dam high,
then as a joke dress up in an alien suite and go up to ppls windows and make noise, then with this hover board i would save the world by distrubuting rations the all the poor people, then as they eat i would fly my board into their mines and steal all their gold, haha fuck u. |
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05-25-2003, 01:57 AM
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Billy doesn't have even a billion in CASH, I think... But anyway, he has everything he wishes, including world-wide popularity... That's what I'd have if I had his money...everything
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05-25-2003, 02:04 AM
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05-25-2003, 02:18 AM
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Not making A Comeback
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build a giant orbiting space laser and an army of winged monkeys to control from my underground lair... barring that.. two chicks at once.
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05-25-2003, 02:32 AM
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05-25-2003, 02:49 AM
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Too old to care
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KRL has the right idea.
Basically give it to charity and buy a life. All that money and the most fullfilling thing he has is his work. Now how sad is that? |
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05-25-2003, 03:42 AM
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i would buy something to eat cause i'm hungry
and an "little" new house, 4-5 cars an so on |
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05-25-2003, 03:45 AM
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40 billion to africa for the poor ppl
and 10 billion for me and my own island ;) |
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05-25-2003, 03:54 AM
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I would buy all nasty chicks of the world and put them on island buy 5.000 cameras to spy on them while they having Sex take over 200 Cam People to Film them and making pics
I would make a paysite with that content And make give cash to poor people & irack |
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05-25-2003, 04:26 AM
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if i had a million dollar$
would i i'd spend it all
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05-25-2003, 04:33 AM
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Buy nuclear weapons from a former soviet republic and kill all of you.
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05-25-2003, 05:26 AM
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Your ignorance is astounding.
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Let's do some business.
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05-25-2003, 05:44 AM
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I'd wipe my fuckin ass with it.
Then smash up my pc and go live in ibiza. Simple as |
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