The funnyest spam I ver have got
 

I got this one... very funny.

FROM : CINTHIA ALEX
ABIDJAN,IVORY COAST
[email protected]

MY DEAR,

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO
BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.YOUR NAME WAS GIVING
TO ME BY MY PARSTOR AFFTER HIS FASTING AND PRAYER HE
TOLD ME TO CONTACT YOU THAT YOU ARE THE ONE TO HELP
ME.

I AM CINTHIA ALEX, THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE MR AND
MRS ALEX, MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT
BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST
BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A
BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER
1988, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM
MOTHERLESS.

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH NOVEMBER 2002
IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY
CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A
SUM OF US$16,500,000 (SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A SUSPENSE
ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED
MY NAME AS HIS ONLY DAUGHTER FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN
DEPOSIT OF THE FUND.

HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS
WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER
IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS
MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE ,(SUCH AS
REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).

I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE
FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD
BE TRANSFERED
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR
COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A
RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.

MOREOVER, DEAR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE
TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER
THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR
NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEA.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS
ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD
BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY
INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.

ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

BEST REGARDS.
CINTHIA ALEX,


PLEASE REPLY ME WITH THIS MAIL BOX FOR URGENT
ASSISTANCE PLEASE MY LIFE IS NOT SAVE HERE

[email protected]


Now there are no strange countries ministers... it's a nice religious girl. I AM NOT A RELIGIOUS, so there is no way her pastor to know my name.
Country ABIDJAN does not exist.

Even that I have had some laught
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You actually read all that?

lol thats funny shit....geez spam is getting creative these days. im still trying to figure out how this person would ripp you off though....let them transfer 16mil to your account..lol, worth a try.

I remember seein a bot for that ...
Generate any fake story.. it's actually getting old now.. although sometimes its funny ^-^

Jesus, the Nigeria scam. There are accounts they killed ppl who went there to pick up their cash etc.