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I had an orgasm on a riding Lawn Mower
Ok, I have a nice riding lawn mover. it's about a $7,000 unit here.
<img src=http://www.sleazydream.com/banners/yard/012.jpg> My yard is a little under an acre - and I usually end up cutting the neighbors on both sides of me. One is an old lady that always tried to pay me money but I force her to pay me in home cooked food and the other is a home for the mentally handicaped that I cut for free. My mover is more than good for the job - takes me about an hour to do all three and I hire a kid to do the trim. well my local dealer drops off this unit at my house for the weekend while I was out with a note telling me to test drive it and then bring it back to his dealership on monday. I didn't think much of it till i got on it and gave it a try. <img src=http://www3.sleazydream.com/banners/yard/017.jpg> <img src=http://www3.sleazydream.com/banners/yard/018.jpg> Holly fucking shit - this thing is FAST. ZERO - and I mean a TRUE ZERO turning radus and I think I cut all three lawns in under 20 mins. I was impressed............ I know he'll give me a great trade in value on my old one but I'm wondering just how much one of these things goes for. It's a diesel moter for christ's sake!
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did tim the tool man make that
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I need a beer
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How did you train snufty to cut the grass?
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$7,000 to mow an acre?
what the hell are u smoking sleazy? ;)
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I LOVE riding lawn mowers........ fuck the trim - i hire someone for that - that's work. But riding a lawn tractor - a GOOD ONE - is FUN. I just LOVE doing it every week.
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congrats to the winners
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man that makes my craftsman look sick
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I think its time we donate some money to a pool and buy sleazydream a new digital camera, never seen soo many fuzzy pictures.. I will start with $20
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rideonmoverbang.com
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That mower looks almost like a car.
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I just give my wife a pair of hedge clippers and she is busy for the week. No need for lawn mowers.
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you should race hank from king of the hill now.
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