I had an orgasm on a riding Lawn Mower
 

Ok, I have a nice riding lawn mover. it's about a $7,000 unit here.
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My yard is a little under an acre - and I usually end up cutting the neighbors on both sides of me. One is an old lady that always tried to pay me money but I force her to pay me in home cooked food and the other is a home for the mentally handicaped that I cut for free. My mover is more than good for the job - takes me about an hour to do all three and I hire a kid to do the trim.


well my local dealer drops off this unit at my house for the weekend while I was out with a note telling me to test drive it and then bring it back to his dealership on monday. I didn't think much of it till i got on it and gave it a try.


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Holly fucking shit - this thing is FAST. ZERO - and I mean a TRUE ZERO turning radus and I think I cut all three lawns in under 20 mins. I was impressed............


I know he'll give me a great trade in value on my old one but I'm wondering just how much one of these things goes for. It's a diesel moter for christ's sake!

did tim the tool man make that

How did you train snufty to cut the grass?:glugglug

$7,000 to mow an acre?
what the hell are u smoking sleazy? ;)

I LOVE riding lawn mowers........ fuck the trim - i hire someone for that - that's work. But riding a lawn tractor - a GOOD ONE - is FUN. I just LOVE doing it every week.

dude - i tell ya - tim the tool man's mower HAS NOTHING on this one. I seriously almost had an orgasm cutting my lawn tonight.

sounds like a porn site in the making... :Graucho

man that makes my craftsman look sick :(
diesel!!! wow

I think its time we donate some money to a pool and buy sleazydream a new digital camera, never seen soo many fuzzy pictures.. I will start with $20 :)

actually just cleaning the lens might help... it is a 2 megapixel camera

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That mower looks almost like a car.

I just give my wife a pair of hedge clippers and she is busy for the week. No need for lawn mowers.

you should race hank from king of the hill now.