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Mutt · 05-23-2003, 02:22 PM

i like this guy but he really is insane and will kill himself one day.

Poo Rubber 2
By Steve-O
May 15, 2003

Yesterday at the airport in Norway I decided on swallowing a condom full of pot. I loaded a bunch of marijuana, a chunk of hash, and a big rolling paper into a condom and tied it off. I was an absolute trainwreck at the time too, just wasted as could be.

So, this package turned out to be much bigger than I should have
probably gone for, I couldn't swallow it on my first two tries but,
determined, I managed to get it stuck in my throat on the third try. The situation turned into an absolute nightmare virtually immediately. Holy crap. I was frantically trying to puke it up, it didn't seem that I could get it to go up or down.

Mike Liddle was filming me and someone should have been filming him, because the look on his face perfectly summed up the situation: totally fucked. I was puking up all kinds of blood and getting nowhere fast. I was so freaked out, on my knees, puking blood, blood all over the ground, I was convinced that I was about to choke to death. Liddle suggested that I miss the plane and that he and I get help and take a train to Sweden, but I said fuck that.

So, I got on the plane and felt as though the package was in the back of my throat the whole time. I've never made more swallowing motions back to back in my life and each one hurt. Terrified still when we got to the hotel here in Sweden, I laid down and slept all day. Ì woke up twelve hours after swallowing it and still felt like it was in my throat. I made a timid attempt at puking again, but failed.

Now it's been over twenty-four hours since I swallowed it and I'm
convinced it's not in my throat anymore, but that my throat simply
received injuries from the whole ordeal. I really don't want to puke the fucking thing up because I really think I might choke to death.

Who knows, all I can do is hope that this goddam shit comes out of my ass, so that my dream will come true: to dig pot out of a pile of crap, roll a joint, take a hit off of it and say, "This is good
shit!". I wish what I went through on nobody, so don't try it at home kids, and wish me luck for "poo rubber 2"!

Mutt · 05-23-2003, 02:23 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...oe_odd_jackass

he's now in a Swedish jail

05-23-2003, 02:24 PM

ahahahahahaha

quiet · 05-23-2003, 02:26 PM

good shit

AC Tracey · 05-23-2003, 02:29 PM

That is too weird. What a freak. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

-AC Tracey

PeekHoles · 05-23-2003, 02:35 PM

What a dumb ass...

Pappa · 05-23-2003, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...oe_odd_jackass

he's now in a Swedish jail

grumpy · 05-23-2003, 02:41 PM

what a dumb fuck

Kimmykim · 05-23-2003, 02:44 PM

An absolute train wreck eh? That explains alot.

SilverTab · 05-23-2003, 02:47 PM

I'm downloading CKY4 atm...

qdtobbe · 05-23-2003, 02:53 PM

Sweden is a nice place !

Mutt · 05-23-2003, 02:56 PM

i didn't know Sweden was known to be that fiercely against drugs. thought it was a mellow place.

05-23-2003, 02:22 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	SteveO Is Insane i like this guy but he really is insane and will kill himself one day. Poo Rubber 2 By Steve-O May 15, 2003 Yesterday at the airport in Norway I decided on swallowing a condom full of pot. I loaded a bunch of marijuana, a chunk of hash, and a big rolling paper into a condom and tied it off. I was an absolute trainwreck at the time too, just wasted as could be. So, this package turned out to be much bigger than I should have probably gone for, I couldn't swallow it on my first two tries but, determined, I managed to get it stuck in my throat on the third try. The situation turned into an absolute nightmare virtually immediately. Holy crap. I was frantically trying to puke it up, it didn't seem that I could get it to go up or down. Mike Liddle was filming me and someone should have been filming him, because the look on his face perfectly summed up the situation: totally fucked. I was puking up all kinds of blood and getting nowhere fast. I was so freaked out, on my knees, puking blood, blood all over the ground, I was convinced that I was about to choke to death. Liddle suggested that I miss the plane and that he and I get help and take a train to Sweden, but I said fuck that. So, I got on the plane and felt as though the package was in the back of my throat the whole time. I've never made more swallowing motions back to back in my life and each one hurt. Terrified still when we got to the hotel here in Sweden, I laid down and slept all day. Ì woke up twelve hours after swallowing it and still felt like it was in my throat. I made a timid attempt at puking again, but failed. Now it's been over twenty-four hours since I swallowed it and I'm convinced it's not in my throat anymore, but that my throat simply received injuries from the whole ordeal. I really don't want to puke the fucking thing up because I really think I might choke to death. Who knows, all I can do is hope that this goddam shit comes out of my ass, so that my dream will come true: to dig pot out of a pile of crap, roll a joint, take a hit off of it and say, "This is good shit!". I wish what I went through on nobody, so don't try it at home kids, and wish me luck for "poo rubber 2"! __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

05-23-2003, 02:23 PM	#2
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...oe_odd_jackass he's now in a Swedish jail __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

05-23-2003, 02:29 PM	#5
AC Tracey Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 174	That is too weird. What a freak. HA HA HA HA HA HA! -AC Tracey __________________ AC Lounge™

05-23-2003, 02:41 PM	#8
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	what a dumb fuck __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

05-23-2003, 02:47 PM	#10
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	I'm downloading CKY4 atm... __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

05-23-2003, 02:24 PM	#3
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	ahahahahahaha

05-23-2003, 02:26 PM	#4
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	good shit

05-23-2003, 02:35 PM	#6
PeekHoles Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,151	What a dumb ass...

05-23-2003, 02:44 PM	#9
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	An absolute train wreck eh? That explains alot.

05-23-2003, 02:53 PM	#11
qdtobbe Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,688	Sweden is a nice place ! __________________ Trade Hardlinks at Linkspun \| Domains For Sale

05-23-2003, 02:56 PM	#12
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i didn't know Sweden was known to be that fiercely against drugs. thought it was a mellow place. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!