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Poo Rubber 2
By Steve-O
May 15, 2003

Yesterday at the airport in Norway I decided on swallowing a condom full of pot. I loaded a bunch of marijuana, a chunk of hash, and a big rolling paper into a condom and tied it off. I was an absolute trainwreck at the time too, just wasted as could be.

So, this package turned out to be much bigger than I should have
probably gone for, I couldn't swallow it on my first two tries but,
determined, I managed to get it stuck in my throat on the third try. The situation turned into an absolute nightmare virtually immediately. Holy crap. I was frantically trying to puke it up, it didn't seem that I could get it to go up or down.

Mike Liddle was filming me and someone should have been filming him, because the look on his face perfectly summed up the situation: totally fucked. I was puking up all kinds of blood and getting nowhere fast. I was so freaked out, on my knees, puking blood, blood all over the ground, I was convinced that I was about to choke to death. Liddle suggested that I miss the plane and that he and I get help and take a train to Sweden, but I said fuck that.

So, I got on the plane and felt as though the package was in the back of my throat the whole time. I've never made more swallowing motions back to back in my life and each one hurt. Terrified still when we got to the hotel here in Sweden, I laid down and slept all day. Ì woke up twelve hours after swallowing it and still felt like it was in my throat. I made a timid attempt at puking again, but failed.

Now it's been over twenty-four hours since I swallowed it and I'm
convinced it's not in my throat anymore, but that my throat simply
received injuries from the whole ordeal. I really don't want to puke the fucking thing up because I really think I might choke to death.

Who knows, all I can do is hope that this goddam shit comes out of my ass, so that my dream will come true: to dig pot out of a pile of crap, roll a joint, take a hit off of it and say, "This is good
shit!". I wish what I went through on nobody, so don't try it at home kids, and wish me luck for "poo rubber 2"!