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Pipecrew · 05-21-2003, 02:00 PM

Drove for 4.5 hours to get there, Stayed in a Hotel. Did a ton of research and knew exactly what to expect.

Made the one officer my Bitch, had him admitting to fucking up like crazy and that things he was saying werent true, Yet I still lost.

Because I Ordered a manual from the Radar Gun Manufacturer and took some information off there website to calculate some variables, The SAME manufacturer they order the guns from.

They said, since its the INTERNET, any idiot could of put that information on there, I told them it was the manufacturer and the exact info was in the manual, yet they tore me apart

So to end my day, I got stuck with my ticket and 4 points

Spunky · 05-21-2003, 02:02 PM

You didnt ask to see the Calibration logs of the radar gun?

PR_Phil · 05-21-2003, 02:03 PM

Didn't you see the big sign "416 DONT PAY" or "1 800 ex copper"

that sucks man, but you should never defend yourself, even if your a lawyer!

magicmike · 05-21-2003, 02:07 PM

Did you at least get to refer to yourself as the defendant.

-You

Officer, when you saw the defendant what made you think he was speeding

hahah

Thats the best part of defending yourself.

Too bad you lost, fucking jack assed courts not repecting the internet !

Pipecrew · 05-21-2003, 02:11 PM

I matlocked his ass..

For instance, they hide on top of an underpass and his range was set at 375 Feet, and he admitted to having a tracking history of me for 4 seconds (the time they test to make sure its your car, looking for slight variations in speed)

So I was like, you are aware, when a car is travelling at 139km/hour that is 126 FEET per Second, how could you tag my car for 4 seconds, I would of been longer under the bridge and gone.

You realize you would have to run your gun across the overpass correct? YES

You realize that causes what is reffered to as the Scanning Effect and the results are inadmissiable? YES

Do you now agree you couldnt of tracked me for 4 seconds? YES

also got them on a bunch of other shit too.

Pipecrew · 05-21-2003, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil
Didn't you see the big sign "416 DONT PAY" or "1 800 ex copper"

that sucks man, but you should never defend yourself, even if your a lawyer!

You know those companies are a joke right? All they do is Plea for you, you can do that yourself and have your shit reduced, they just charge you 400 bucks to do it, Hence why they say, "You dont pay inless we Win" well they consider that winning, Courts always plea to save court time.

05-21-2003, 02:22 PM

I know a guy that got off of a careless by using one of those 'ex-cop turned lawyer' deals. I forget which one. Anyway, now he has an impaired charge to fight and he is using them again. It will be interesting to see what they can do for him this time.

The last lawyer I used charged me over $500 (Cdn) just to review the case and tell me to plead guilty. They did have the breathalyzer logs analyzed though. That's about it.

ThePornGuy · 05-21-2003, 02:54 PM

Was it a jury trial?

WiredGuy · 05-21-2003, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I matlocked his ass..

For instance, they hide on top of an underpass and his range was set at 375 Feet, and he admitted to having a tracking history of me for 4 seconds (the time they test to make sure its your car, looking for slight variations in speed)

So I was like, you are aware, when a car is travelling at 139km/hour that is 126 FEET per Second, how could you tag my car for 4 seconds, I would of been longer under the bridge and gone.

You realize you would have to run your gun across the overpass correct? YES

You realize that causes what is reffered to as the Scanning Effect and the results are inadmissiable? YES

Do you now agree you couldnt of tracked me for 4 seconds? YES

also got them on a bunch of other shit too.

That's impressive, so what did the cops use to make you lose the case? Sounds to me it was going in your favour.

WG

PaulSweet · 05-21-2003, 03:11 PM

You should have offered a PipeCashCrew spot to the judge ...

05-21-2003, 02:00 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Fuck Traffic Court. Drove for 4.5 hours to get there, Stayed in a Hotel. Did a ton of research and knew exactly what to expect. Made the one officer my Bitch, had him admitting to fucking up like crazy and that things he was saying werent true, Yet I still lost. Because I Ordered a manual from the Radar Gun Manufacturer and took some information off there website to calculate some variables, The SAME manufacturer they order the guns from. They said, since its the INTERNET, any idiot could of put that information on there, I told them it was the manufacturer and the exact info was in the manual, yet they tore me apart So to end my day, I got stuck with my ticket and 4 points

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05-21-2003, 02:11 PM	#5
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I matlocked his ass.. For instance, they hide on top of an underpass and his range was set at 375 Feet, and he admitted to having a tracking history of me for 4 seconds (the time they test to make sure its your car, looking for slight variations in speed) So I was like, you are aware, when a car is travelling at 139km/hour that is 126 FEET per Second, how could you tag my car for 4 seconds, I would of been longer under the bridge and gone. You realize you would have to run your gun across the overpass correct? YES You realize that causes what is reffered to as the Scanning Effect and the results are inadmissiable? YES Do you now agree you couldnt of tracked me for 4 seconds? YES also got them on a bunch of other shit too.

05-21-2003, 02:22 PM	#7
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I know a guy that got off of a careless by using one of those 'ex-cop turned lawyer' deals. I forget which one. Anyway, now he has an impaired charge to fight and he is using them again. It will be interesting to see what they can do for him this time. The last lawyer I used charged me over $500 (Cdn) just to review the case and tell me to plead guilty. They did have the breathalyzer logs analyzed though. That's about it.

05-21-2003, 02:54 PM	#8
ThePornGuy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 275	Was it a jury trial?