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Pipecrew 05-21-2003 02:00 PM

Fuck Traffic Court.
 
Drove for 4.5 hours to get there, Stayed in a Hotel. Did a ton of research and knew exactly what to expect.

Made the one officer my Bitch, had him admitting to fucking up like crazy and that things he was saying werent true, Yet I still lost.

Because I Ordered a manual from the Radar Gun Manufacturer and took some information off there website to calculate some variables, The SAME manufacturer they order the guns from.

They said, since its the INTERNET, any idiot could of put that information on there, I told them it was the manufacturer and the exact info was in the manual, yet they tore me apart :321GFY

So to end my day, I got stuck with my ticket and 4 points :winkwink:

Spunky 05-21-2003 02:02 PM

You didnt ask to see the Calibration logs of the radar gun? :(

PR_Phil 05-21-2003 02:03 PM

Didn't you see the big sign "416 DONT PAY" or "1 800 ex copper"

that sucks man, but you should never defend yourself, even if your a lawyer!

magicmike 05-21-2003 02:07 PM

Did you at least get to refer to yourself as the defendant.

-You

Officer, when you saw the defendant what made you think he was speeding

hahah

Thats the best part of defending yourself.

:1orglaugh

Too bad you lost, fucking jack assed courts not repecting the internet !

Pipecrew 05-21-2003 02:11 PM

I matlocked his ass..


For instance, they hide on top of an underpass and his range was set at 375 Feet, and he admitted to having a tracking history of me for 4 seconds (the time they test to make sure its your car, looking for slight variations in speed)

So I was like, you are aware, when a car is travelling at 139km/hour that is 126 FEET per Second, how could you tag my car for 4 seconds, I would of been longer under the bridge and gone.

You realize you would have to run your gun across the overpass correct? YES

You realize that causes what is reffered to as the Scanning Effect and the results are inadmissiable? YES

Do you now agree you couldnt of tracked me for 4 seconds? YES


also got them on a bunch of other shit too.

Pipecrew 05-21-2003 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil
Didn't you see the big sign "416 DONT PAY" or "1 800 ex copper"

that sucks man, but you should never defend yourself, even if your a lawyer!

You know those companies are a joke right? All they do is Plea for you, you can do that yourself and have your shit reduced, they just charge you 400 bucks to do it, Hence why they say, "You dont pay inless we Win" well they consider that winning, Courts always plea to save court time.

evildick 05-21-2003 02:22 PM

I know a guy that got off of a careless by using one of those 'ex-cop turned lawyer' deals. I forget which one. Anyway, now he has an impaired charge to fight and he is using them again. It will be interesting to see what they can do for him this time.

The last lawyer I used charged me over $500 (Cdn) just to review the case and tell me to plead guilty. They did have the breathalyzer logs analyzed though. That's about it.

ThePornGuy 05-21-2003 02:54 PM

Was it a jury trial?

WiredGuy 05-21-2003 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I matlocked his ass..


For instance, they hide on top of an underpass and his range was set at 375 Feet, and he admitted to having a tracking history of me for 4 seconds (the time they test to make sure its your car, looking for slight variations in speed)

So I was like, you are aware, when a car is travelling at 139km/hour that is 126 FEET per Second, how could you tag my car for 4 seconds, I would of been longer under the bridge and gone.

You realize you would have to run your gun across the overpass correct? YES

You realize that causes what is reffered to as the Scanning Effect and the results are inadmissiable? YES

Do you now agree you couldnt of tracked me for 4 seconds? YES


also got them on a bunch of other shit too.

That's impressive, so what did the cops use to make you lose the case? Sounds to me it was going in your favour.

WG

PaulSweet 05-21-2003 03:11 PM

You should have offered a PipeCashCrew spot to the judge ... :winkwink:


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