In Defense of Strippers - GoFuckYourself.com

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:31 AM

I like strippers, generally.

They have great jobs. Think about it. They get paid to hang out, dance, talk, and generally flirt. Sure, some of them get paid to do other shit too, but I call them hookers, not strippers. Strippers do not have to be hookers. Many are not. I know strippers who never make less than $2000/night (8 hour shift or so) when they work, and I mean being strippers, not hookers. Here's the thing: the better personality a stripper has, the smarter she is, the better she takes care of herself physically, the more money she can make. These girls can work 3 nights a week and bring home $24,000 a month in unreported income. Not many do, but I know a few. Girls who drive top end Mercedes, own their own house, have huge investment accounts, and travel all over the world. All because they have no problem sitting topless on a guy's lap.

The strippers I know are very personable; witty; and fucking hot. I like them.

Sure, a lot of strippers come from fucked up backgrounds, are druggies, are single moms, and are generally gross. But we're not talking about them. We're talking about the women who take care of themselves and put their hot ass bodies on display. There's nothing wrong with making a living with your body. Pro athletes do it. So do models. There's nothing wrong with flirting either.

So my defense of strippers? They're making the most with what they've got, and they tend to be cool people and very physical.

Evil Chris · 05-21-2003, 11:33 AM

So your whole point here is... you like strippers, but only the hot ones?

I would bet that the strippers you are describing make up maybe 5% maximum of all stripppers, everywhere.

Kimmykim · 05-21-2003, 11:34 AM

What the fuck does single moms have to do with it Buff?

Undutchable · 05-21-2003, 11:34 AM

Why are you defending strippers on a porn board? I have no problem whatsoever with them, I consider them colleagues and I suppose most here do

Try doing this debate on a Christian board ;)

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Evil Chris
So your whole point here is... you like strippers, but only the hot ones?

I would bet that the strippers you are describing make up maybe 5% maximum of all stripppers, everywhere.

Yes. That is my point. I love hot strippers.

Sly_RJ · 05-21-2003, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
What the fuck does single moms have to do with it Buff?

Yeh you bastard. I'm a single mother. You have a problem with me?

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
What the fuck does single moms have to do with it Buff?

Well, I'm not sure we want to have this conversation. ;)

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Undutchable
Why are you defending strippers on a porn board? I have no problem whatsoever with them, I consider them colleagues and I suppose most here do

Try doing this debate on a Christian board ;)

I just wanted to state my opinion on the subject, for the record.

Let no one ever say that Buff was not a friend to strippers!

Nasty D · 05-21-2003, 11:36 AM

strippers are always late

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Yeh you bastard. I'm a single mother. You have a problem with me?

I have no problem shoplifting the pootie.

Evil Chris · 05-21-2003, 11:37 AM

What about truck drivers? Or plumbers?

What about security guards?

Are all of these people ok with you?

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Nasty D
strippers are always late

No doubt, boon, no doubt.

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Evil Chris
What about truck drivers? Or plumbers?

What about security guards?

Are all of these people ok with you?

Yes, they are all ok, but only the good looking ones.

Undutchable · 05-21-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Yes, they are all ok, but only the good looking ones.

That's fair, I suppose when the plumber comes over you want him to look good. Just in case you wanna fuck him after he's done fixing the tub

Evil Chris · 05-21-2003, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Buff
Yes, they are all ok, but only the good looking ones.

LMAO....

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Undutchable

That's fair, I suppose when the plumber comes over you want him to look good. Just in case you wanna fuck him after he's done fixing the tub

There are male plumbers? Or, more importantly, you hire male plumbers to fix your pipes? Interesting.

Kimmykim · 05-21-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Well, I'm not sure we want to have this conversation. ;)

Oh please, feel free to run off at the mouth ;)

Besides, most everyone knows I like strippers.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-21-2003, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Evil Chris

I would bet that the strippers you are describing make up maybe 5% maximum of all stripppers, everywhere.

Maybe 10% nowadays..More Classy Bars in the past 20 years.

I danced for 15 years..yeah it was fun..but the drunk idiots get on your nerves after a while and you know its time to go bye bye..my last few years i just sat at the bar and pimped out the hookers to my wealthy customers...good girls, they were just willing to do what some wouldnt...

Kimmykim · 05-21-2003, 11:43 AM

Oh yeah, when is Chatroomromeo.com going online? I'm dying to have a peek at it...

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Oh please, feel free to run off at the mouth ;)

Besides, most everyone knows I like strippers.

I was taught very early on that when dealing with women, discretion is the better part of valor.

So, how's the weather, wherever you live, KK?

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

Maybe 10% nowadays..More Classy Bars in the past 20 years.

I danced for 15 years..yeah it was fun..but the drunk idiots get on your nerves after a while and you know its time to go bye bye..my last few years i just sat at the bar and pimped out the hookers to my wealthy customers...good girls, they were just willing to do what some wouldnt...

And what are you willing to do?

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Oh yeah, when is Chatroomromeo.com going online? I'm dying to have a peek at it...

Soon. You could have had your own personal peek at the boil. I've never done a one-legged woman before! ;)

sherie · 05-21-2003, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Well, I'm not sure we want to have this conversation. ;)

And why not?

Kimmykim · 05-21-2003, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Soon. You could have had your own personal peek at the boil. I've never done a one-legged woman before! ;)

Um, thanks I think.

Discretion and valor, you are such a gentleman, my love... it's 97 degrees here at the moment and not quite noon yet...

How's the swamp weather today? I had a blast when I was down there!

$tandaman · 05-21-2003, 11:51 AM

Mmmmm... Strippers.... Yummm.....

KRL · 05-21-2003, 11:52 AM

They are cool girls usually. Once they know you're in the biz they drop the bullshit too. Very few make the $2,000 a night you mentioned right now. Business is very slow. The girls I know are averaging about $400 to $800 tops.

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Um, thanks I think.

Discretion and valor, you are such a gentleman, my love... it's 97 degrees here at the moment and not quite noon yet...

How's the swamp weather today? I had a blast when I was down there!

Today it is overcast and comfortable with a 100% chance of suck ass rain. Where do you live?

Buff · 05-21-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
And why not?

Because I see the sharks circling already ;)

Kimmykim · 05-21-2003, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Today it is overcast and comfortable with a 100% chance of suck ass rain. Where do you live?

Phoenix of course, you should come out for a visit1

sherie · 05-21-2003, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Because I see the sharks circling already ;)

LOL I have no children, however, I am rather interested in your issue with them ;-)

Come on take the bait lol

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-21-2003, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

And what are you willing to do?

collect the dinero and drink the free coctails

StupidFuckingWhore · 05-21-2003, 12:40 PM

to be a good stripper, you have to be a good liar. its all about bullshiting the guy to get as much money as you can out of him. i don't know strip joints just seem depressing, you have the stupid college kids who think they are king pimps because a couple strippers hustle them out of 50 bucks a night, then you have the social retards who only contact with females is from strippers, then the dirty old married guys... and it just goes on. i don't know, something about a girl rubbing her shit all over me after doing it to 100 other guys before me, i just don't find appealling.

magicmike · 05-21-2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
They are cool girls usually. Once they know you're in the biz they drop the bullshit too. Very few make the $2,000 a night you mentioned right now. Business is very slow. The girls I know are averaging about $400 to $800 tops.

Strippers are cool

I think a lot of those Vegas strippers pull in the 2000 a night kinda thing, I remember talking to a few 2 times ago when I was there and the one had two houses a few cars etc etc...

Then again the fucking washroom guy at cheetas last time I was in vegas had some fucking huge pimp roll of cash just from giving you a paper towel after you wash your hands...

But at least the girls don't have to sit in the shitter all night long

Buff · 05-21-2003, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Phoenix of course, you should come out for a visit1

Where would I stay?

tony286 · 05-21-2003, 02:07 PM

About 5% for the 2,000 a night even less maybe worked in strip clubs for 15 years. Probably the avg a girl makes with the high and low is about 400-600 a night. Thats just stripping, not doing the other things that enter in to another profession lol. Strippers are some of the most fun, interesting and funny girls I know just dont trust as far as you can throw them and you are fine. Also the biggest flakes when it comes to modeling, I have found.

foe · 05-21-2003, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by Nasty D
strippers are always late

And then they become single mothers

Mike AI · 05-21-2003, 02:13 PM

Just cause she dances go-go, that doesn't make her a ho- NO!

clubsexy · 05-21-2003, 02:13 PM

I sure do love strippers.... Lap dances that make you feel like they actually want to screw you...

Yeah screw you out of your money....

DrGuile · 05-21-2003, 02:23 PM

In general (meaning not 100%), I dont like strippers, I dont like content...

I get much more excited/interested in people who dont get paid to get naked...

edcrack · 05-21-2003, 02:47 PM

is your mom a stripper?

Buff · 05-21-2003, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by edcrack
is your mom a stripper?

No, she couldn't afford the time away from working the corner.

Kimmykim · 05-21-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Where would I stay?

And here I thought discretion was the better part of valor. ;)

Buff · 05-21-2003, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

And here I thought discretion was the better part of valor. ;)

Oh, it was, but discretion failed, so now it's time for valor!

05-21-2003, 11:31 AM	#1
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	In Defense of Strippers I like strippers, generally. They have great jobs. Think about it. They get paid to hang out, dance, talk, and generally flirt. Sure, some of them get paid to do other shit too, but I call them hookers, not strippers. Strippers do not have to be hookers. Many are not. I know strippers who never make less than $2000/night (8 hour shift or so) when they work, and I mean being strippers, not hookers. Here's the thing: the better personality a stripper has, the smarter she is, the better she takes care of herself physically, the more money she can make. These girls can work 3 nights a week and bring home $24,000 a month in unreported income. Not many do, but I know a few. Girls who drive top end Mercedes, own their own house, have huge investment accounts, and travel all over the world. All because they have no problem sitting topless on a guy's lap. The strippers I know are very personable; witty; and fucking hot. I like them. Sure, a lot of strippers come from fucked up backgrounds, are druggies, are single moms, and are generally gross. But we're not talking about them. We're talking about the women who take care of themselves and put their hot ass bodies on display. There's nothing wrong with making a living with your body. Pro athletes do it. So do models. There's nothing wrong with flirting either. So my defense of strippers? They're making the most with what they've got, and they tend to be cool people and very physical.

05-21-2003, 11:33 AM	#2
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	So your whole point here is... you like strippers, but only the hot ones? I would bet that the strippers you are describing make up maybe 5% maximum of all stripppers, everywhere. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

05-21-2003, 11:36 AM	#9
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05-21-2003, 11:37 AM	#11
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	What about truck drivers? Or plumbers? What about security guards? Are all of these people ok with you? __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

05-21-2003, 11:51 AM	#25
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05-21-2003, 11:34 AM	#3
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	What the fuck does single moms have to do with it Buff?

05-21-2003, 11:34 AM	#4
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Why are you defending strippers on a porn board? I have no problem whatsoever with them, I consider them colleagues and I suppose most here do Try doing this debate on a Christian board ;)

05-21-2003, 11:43 AM	#19
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Oh yeah, when is Chatroomromeo.com going online? I'm dying to have a peek at it...

05-21-2003, 11:52 AM	#26
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	They are cool girls usually. Once they know you're in the biz they drop the bullshit too. Very few make the $2,000 a night you mentioned right now. Business is very slow. The girls I know are averaging about $400 to $800 tops. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

05-21-2003, 12:40 PM	#32
StupidFuckingWhore Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 233	to be a good stripper, you have to be a good liar. its all about bullshiting the guy to get as much money as you can out of him. i don't know strip joints just seem depressing, you have the stupid college kids who think they are king pimps because a couple strippers hustle them out of 50 bucks a night, then you have the social retards who only contact with females is from strippers, then the dirty old married guys... and it just goes on. i don't know, something about a girl rubbing her shit all over me after doing it to 100 other guys before me, i just don't find appealling.

05-21-2003, 02:07 PM	#35
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	About 5% for the 2,000 a night even less maybe worked in strip clubs for 15 years. Probably the avg a girl makes with the high and low is about 400-600 a night. Thats just stripping, not doing the other things that enter in to another profession lol. Strippers are some of the most fun, interesting and funny girls I know just dont trust as far as you can throw them and you are fine. Also the biggest flakes when it comes to modeling, I have found.

05-21-2003, 02:13 PM	#37
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05-21-2003, 02:13 PM	#38
clubsexy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 1,630	I sure do love strippers.... Lap dances that make you feel like they actually want to screw you... Yeah screw you out of your money....

05-21-2003, 02:23 PM	#39
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05-21-2003, 02:47 PM	#40
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