In Defense of Strippers
 

I like strippers, generally.

They have great jobs. Think about it. They get paid to hang out, dance, talk, and generally flirt. Sure, some of them get paid to do other shit too, but I call them hookers, not strippers. Strippers do not have to be hookers. Many are not. I know strippers who never make less than $2000/night (8 hour shift or so) when they work, and I mean being strippers, not hookers. Here's the thing: the better personality a stripper has, the smarter she is, the better she takes care of herself physically, the more money she can make. These girls can work 3 nights a week and bring home $24,000 a month in unreported income. Not many do, but I know a few. Girls who drive top end Mercedes, own their own house, have huge investment accounts, and travel all over the world. All because they have no problem sitting topless on a guy's lap.

The strippers I know are very personable; witty; and fucking hot. I like them.

Sure, a lot of strippers come from fucked up backgrounds, are druggies, are single moms, and are generally gross. But we're not talking about them. We're talking about the women who take care of themselves and put their hot ass bodies on display. There's nothing wrong with making a living with your body. Pro athletes do it. So do models. There's nothing wrong with flirting either.

So my defense of strippers? They're making the most with what they've got, and they tend to be cool people and very physical.

So your whole point here is... you like strippers, but only the hot ones?

I would bet that the strippers you are describing make up maybe 5% maximum of all stripppers, everywhere.

What the fuck does single moms have to do with it Buff?

Why are you defending strippers on a porn board? I have no problem whatsoever with them, I consider them colleagues and I suppose most here do

Try doing this debate on a Christian board ;)

Yes. That is my point. I love hot strippers.

Yeh you bastard. I'm a single mother. You have a problem with me?

:321GFY

Well, I'm not sure we want to have this conversation. ;)

I just wanted to state my opinion on the subject, for the record.

Let no one ever say that Buff was not a friend to strippers!

strippers are always late:321GFY

I have no problem shoplifting the pootie.

What about truck drivers? Or plumbers?

What about security guards?

Are all of these people ok with you?

No doubt, boon, no doubt.

Yes, they are all ok, but only the good looking ones.

That's fair, I suppose when the plumber comes over you want him to look good. Just in case you wanna fuck him after he's done fixing the tub

LMAO.... :glugglug

There are male plumbers? Or, more importantly, you hire male plumbers to fix your pipes? Interesting.

Oh please, feel free to run off at the mouth ;)

Besides, most everyone knows I like strippers.

Maybe 10% nowadays..More Classy Bars in the past 20 years.

I danced for 15 years..yeah it was fun..but the drunk idiots get on your nerves after a while and you know its time to go bye bye..my last few years i just sat at the bar and pimped out the hookers to my wealthy customers...good girls, they were just willing to do what some wouldnt...

Oh yeah, when is Chatroomromeo.com going online? I'm dying to have a peek at it...

I was taught very early on that when dealing with women, discretion is the better part of valor.

So, how's the weather, wherever you live, KK?

And what are you willing to do?

Soon. You could have had your own personal peek at the boil. I've never done a one-legged woman before! ;)

And why not?

Um, thanks I think.

Discretion and valor, you are such a gentleman, my love... it's 97 degrees here at the moment and not quite noon yet...

How's the swamp weather today? I had a blast when I was down there!

Mmmmm... Strippers.... Yummm.....

They are cool girls usually. Once they know you're in the biz they drop the bullshit too. Very few make the $2,000 a night you mentioned right now. Business is very slow. The girls I know are averaging about $400 to $800 tops.

Today it is overcast and comfortable with a 100% chance of suck ass rain. Where do you live?

Because I see the sharks circling already ;)

Phoenix of course, you should come out for a visit1

LOL I have no children, however, I am rather interested in your issue with them ;-)






Come on take the bait lol

collect the dinero and drink the free coctails :thumbsup

to be a good stripper, you have to be a good liar. its all about bullshiting the guy to get as much money as you can out of him. i don't know strip joints just seem depressing, you have the stupid college kids who think they are king pimps because a couple strippers hustle them out of 50 bucks a night, then you have the social retards who only contact with females is from strippers, then the dirty old married guys... and it just goes on. i don't know, something about a girl rubbing her shit all over me after doing it to 100 other guys before me, i just don't find appealling.

Strippers are cool :)

I think a lot of those Vegas strippers pull in the 2000 a night kinda thing, I remember talking to a few 2 times ago when I was there and the one had two houses a few cars etc etc...

Then again the fucking washroom guy at cheetas last time I was in vegas had some fucking huge pimp roll of cash just from giving you a paper towel after you wash your hands...

But at least the girls don't have to sit in the shitter all night long :)

Where would I stay?

About 5% for the 2,000 a night even less maybe worked in strip clubs for 15 years. Probably the avg a girl makes with the high and low is about 400-600 a night. Thats just stripping, not doing the other things that enter in to another profession lol. Strippers are some of the most fun, interesting and funny girls I know just dont trust as far as you can throw them and you are fine. Also the biggest flakes when it comes to modeling, I have found.

And then they become single mothers

Just cause she dances go-go, that doesn't make her a ho- NO!

:Graucho

I sure do love strippers.... Lap dances that make you feel like they actually want to screw you...

Yeah screw you out of your money.... :pimp

In general (meaning not 100%), I dont like strippers, I dont like content...


I get much more excited/interested in people who dont get paid to get naked...

:2 cents:

is your mom a stripper?

No, she couldn't afford the time away from working the corner.

And here I thought discretion was the better part of valor. ;)

Oh, it was, but discretion failed, so now it's time for valor!