would you get off with a fat bird for your mate?? - GoFuckYourself.com

Darren · 05-16-2003, 06:01 PM

Ok just got back from a night out and my mate was trying to get with this bird who was like 500 kilograms... she said she would get with him if i got off with her mate who wqas like a smaller version of her... I did it, she was fat and ugly and im sure i made her day... but then she wanted a shag, same deal i shag the small fat girl in the car park and my mates get a shag... i said no... that was a step to far for me, BUT did i let my mate down? should i have done the biz with the fat dumplin bird?

MattO · 05-16-2003, 06:12 PM

Are you Austin Powers?

Darren · 05-16-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Are you Austin Powers?

more like tom crusie.... hhehe

i feel bad though. my mate could have got a shag but idenied it him by not shagging dumplin girl.

Hardcore J · 05-16-2003, 06:19 PM

This guy runs MensNiche and he sounds like he and his buddies are hard up for the pussy. What am I missing?

Darren · 05-16-2003, 06:32 PM

im not hard up, my mates hard up, he is fat and ugly... but a good laugh.. not my fault...

Hardcore J · 05-16-2003, 06:39 PM

Maybe you should give him some of your phermone potion.

Darren · 05-16-2003, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Hardcore J
Maybe you should give him some of your phermone potion.

if only u checked the sites u would realise we dont sell pheromones... he does have a 66 inch dick mind ya

Snapper · 05-16-2003, 06:49 PM

you've never seen that Bud "wingman" commercial I guess.

I say you didn't let him down. If he had the opp to nail a hot chick, than you should have shagged the fatty, but not so he could go hogging.

You're in the clear man

Darren · 05-16-2003, 06:51 PM

yeah but the fat bird was good for him (hes ugly) so to him it might have seemed like britney spears

demented · 05-16-2003, 07:00 PM

Fat Bird?

ThunderBalls · 05-16-2003, 07:21 PM

Fat bird??

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Pornwolf · 05-16-2003, 07:26 PM

You are not a good wingman Darren. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Darren · 05-17-2003, 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
You are not a good wingman Darren. You should be ashamed of yourself!

i was afriad my penis would get lost in her fat

Mutt · 05-17-2003, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
Are you Austin Powers?

Lykos · 05-17-2003, 07:05 AM

NOPE

FuqALot · 05-17-2003, 07:10 AM

You should've just said, you guys first, then slammed the bitch on the hard concrete.

05-16-2003, 06:01 PM	#1
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	would you get off with a fat bird for your mate?? Ok just got back from a night out and my mate was trying to get with this bird who was like 500 kilograms... she said she would get with him if i got off with her mate who wqas like a smaller version of her... I did it, she was fat and ugly and im sure i made her day... but then she wanted a shag, same deal i shag the small fat girl in the car park and my mates get a shag... i said no... that was a step to far for me, BUT did i let my mate down? should i have done the biz with the fat dumplin bird? __________________ Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup ICQ: 46335817

05-16-2003, 06:32 PM	#5
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	im not hard up, my mates hard up, he is fat and ugly... but a good laugh.. not my fault... __________________ Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup ICQ: 46335817

05-16-2003, 06:49 PM	#8
Snapper Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 409	you've never seen that Bud "wingman" commercial I guess. I say you didn't let him down. If he had the opp to nail a hot chick, than you should have shagged the fatty, but not so he could go hogging. You're in the clear man __________________ Cormorant Consulting Group, INC. You make it, we make em buy it www.cormoinc.com

05-16-2003, 06:51 PM	#9
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	yeah but the fat bird was good for him (hes ugly) so to him it might have seemed like britney spears __________________ Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup ICQ: 46335817

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Hardcore J Hardcore 4 Life™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,553	This guy runs MensNiche and he sounds like he and his buddies are hard up for the pussy. What am I missing?

05-16-2003, 06:39 PM	#6
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FuqALot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Malibu Posts: 3,817	You should've just said, you guys first, then slammed the bitch on the hard concrete.