would you get off with a fat bird for your mate??
 

Ok just got back from a night out and my mate was trying to get with this bird who was like 500 kilograms... she said she would get with him if i got off with her mate who wqas like a smaller version of her... I did it, she was fat and ugly and im sure i made her day... but then she wanted a shag, same deal i shag the small fat girl in the car park and my mates get a shag... i said no... that was a step to far for me, BUT did i let my mate down? should i have done the biz with the fat dumplin bird?

Are you Austin Powers?

more like tom crusie.... hhehe

i feel bad though. my mate could have got a shag but idenied it him by not shagging dumplin girl.

This guy runs MensNiche and he sounds like he and his buddies are hard up for the pussy. What am I missing?

im not hard up, my mates hard up, he is fat and ugly... but a good laugh.. not my fault...

Maybe you should give him some of your phermone potion. :)

if only u checked the sites u would realise we dont sell pheromones... he does have a 66 inch dick mind ya

you've never seen that Bud "wingman" commercial I guess.

I say you didn't let him down. If he had the opp to nail a hot chick, than you should have shagged the fatty, but not so he could go hogging.

You're in the clear man

yeah but the fat bird was good for him (hes ugly) so to him it might have seemed like britney spears

Fat Bird?
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Fat bird??


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You are not a good wingman Darren. You should be ashamed of yourself!:1orglaugh

i was afriad my penis would get lost in her fat

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NOPE :throwup

You should've just said, you guys first, then slammed the bitch on the hard concrete.