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Old 05-15-2003, 04:17 PM   #1
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How do you tell someone gently

that they really need to discover the wonders of nose hair trimmers...
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:18 PM   #2
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i think you just told me...thanks
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:19 PM   #3
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that they really need to discover the wonders of nose hair trimmers...


Sorry.



"Nice moustache." In that manner, they wouldn't know whether to tell you they aren't growing a 'stache or accept the compliment. Either way, later on they'll be checking themselves in a mirror.
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:19 PM   #4
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I hate to embarrass this guy, but goddamn... there's a fuckin' nest growin' outta his nose.
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:22 PM   #5
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With an anonymous ups package if you know his address. Nose trimmers $10-$20 at Target...
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:23 PM   #6
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guys respect honisty - just tell him his nosehair are too long



...or tell him that in some countrys long nose-hairs are considered a gay-turnon
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:23 PM   #7
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AMP there is site that will send them a care package ie: for bad breath and shit like that from "anonymous"
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:23 PM   #8
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I do it straight up and honest:

"Trim your nose-hairs."
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:24 PM   #9
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Ask him if he has any birds nesting in that bush.
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:24 PM   #10
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Git a chick to call him and tell him "I saw you out the other night and I would have fucked you but those damn hairs were a real turnoff. Get them trimmed and I'll hunt you down"
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:27 PM   #11
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just send him this:
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:54 PM   #12
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Git a chick to call him and tell him "I saw you out the other night and I would have fucked you but those damn hairs were a real turnoff. Get them trimmed and I'll hunt you down"


Don't say a word...get a lighter or some matches....and BURN THAT SHIT....he'll have no choice but to understand...
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:55 PM   #13
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Git a chick to call him and tell him "I saw you out the other night and I would have fucked you but those damn hairs were a real turnoff. Get them trimmed and I'll hunt you down"
i know you're kidding....but ...hell no....that's worse....

my friends and i tell each other shit straight up...

"hey man..you got some shit on yer face"
"yo....zip up that crotch captain"

but if there is nothing your friend can do about the situation until later (i.e. the nose hair)...then don't bother pointing it out.
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