How do you tell someone gently
 

that they really need to discover the wonders of nose hair trimmers...

i think you just told me...thanks

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Sorry.



"Nice moustache." In that manner, they wouldn't know whether to tell you they aren't growing a 'stache or accept the compliment. Either way, later on they'll be checking themselves in a mirror. :thumbsup

I hate to embarrass this guy, but goddamn... there's a fuckin' nest growin' outta his nose.

With an anonymous ups package if you know his address. Nose trimmers $10-$20 at Target...

guys respect honisty - just tell him his nosehair are too long



...or tell him that in some countrys long nose-hairs are considered a gay-turnon

AMP there is site that will send them a care package ie: for bad breath and shit like that from "anonymous"

I do it straight up and honest:

"Trim your nose-hairs."

Ask him if he has any birds nesting in that bush.

Git a chick to call him and tell him "I saw you out the other night and I would have fucked you but those damn hairs were a real turnoff. Get them trimmed and I'll hunt you down"

just send him this:
http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/10679.jpg

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Don't say a word...get a lighter or some matches....and BURN THAT SHIT....he'll have no choice but to understand...

i know you're kidding....but ...hell no....that's worse....

my friends and i tell each other shit straight up...

"hey man..you got some shit on yer face"
"yo....zip up that crotch captain"

but if there is nothing your friend can do about the situation until later (i.e. the nose hair)...then don't bother pointing it out.