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05-15-2003, 07:26 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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Man tries to sell 'annoying' girlfriend on eBay
Man tries to sell 'annoying' girlfriend on eBay
A Bromley man has opened an online auction to try and sell his "annoying twat of a girlfriend". Anyone interested has eight days to beat the current bid of £10 million on eBay. The seller heads off his description of his girlfriend with: "Warning - goods are defective!!!" He goes on to describe her as "slightly overweight", "boring as hell" and says "more varied sexlife available from a bag of spuds". He adds that she "can't/won't/shouldn't be allowed to cook (this may result in poisoning)" and says he was forced to sell "to gain access to the TV". The seller concludes: "Buyer will collect and never ever return. Attempts at refunds or returns may result in actual bodily harm. Please please please bid now!!!" http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_781804.html |
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05-15-2003, 08:56 AM
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£10mil sounds far too much! What a fuckin joke!
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05-15-2003, 08:58 AM
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Does she do Anal?
I might have some work for her |
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05-15-2003, 08:58 AM
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funny shit, gotta love the humor of some people
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seks.ai for sale - ping me |
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05-15-2003, 08:59 AM
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LMAO - I had to check that it wasn't one of my ex's lol
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05-15-2003, 09:03 AM
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No Refunds Issued.
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$3.50 per hour. |
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05-15-2003, 10:44 AM
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man o man hahah
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05-15-2003, 10:49 AM
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funny shit
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05-15-2003, 10:52 AM
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Well your momma does it for 3 pebbles sorry I mean Rubles Shame she's not over 18 yet she would make some great BBW content, Shit I forgot you Russians Don't care if shes over 18 or not |
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05-15-2003, 10:53 AM
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Too old to care
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Beats divorcing them, you actually get money for losing them.
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05-15-2003, 10:56 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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