Man tries to sell 'annoying' girlfriend on eBay
 

Man tries to sell 'annoying' girlfriend on eBay

A Bromley man has opened an online auction to try and sell his "annoying twat of a girlfriend".

Anyone interested has eight days to beat the current bid of £10 million on eBay.

The seller heads off his description of his girlfriend with: "Warning - goods are defective!!!"

He goes on to describe her as "slightly overweight", "boring as hell" and says "more varied sexlife available from a bag of spuds".

He adds that she "can't/won't/shouldn't be allowed to cook (this may result in poisoning)" and says he was forced to sell "to gain access to the TV".

The seller concludes: "Buyer will collect and never ever return. Attempts at refunds or returns may result in actual bodily harm. Please please please bid now!!!"
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_781804.html

£10mil sounds far too much! What a fuckin joke! :1orglaugh

Does she do Anal?
I might have some work for her

funny shit, gotta love the humor of some people:thumbsup

LMAO - I had to check that it wasn't one of my ex's lol

not sure about her, but your mom does.
$3.50 per hour.

man o man hahah

funny shit

Look who it is that ugly Russian Fuck Again!
Well your momma does it for 3 pebbles
sorry I mean Rubles
Shame she's not over 18 yet she would make some great BBW content,
Shit I forgot you Russians Don't care if shes over 18 or not

Beats divorcing them, you actually get money for losing them.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh