Man tries to sell 'annoying' girlfriend on eBay
A Bromley man has opened an online auction to try and sell his "annoying twat of a girlfriend".
Anyone interested has eight days to beat the current bid of £10 million on eBay.
The seller heads off his description of his girlfriend with: "Warning - goods are defective!!!"
He goes on to describe her as "slightly overweight", "boring as hell" and says "more varied sexlife available from a bag of spuds".
He adds that she "can't/won't/shouldn't be allowed to cook (this may result in poisoning)" and says he was forced to sell "to gain access to the TV".
The seller concludes: "Buyer will collect and never ever return. Attempts at refunds or returns may result in actual bodily harm. Please please please bid now!!!"
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