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just saw the world's fastest guitar player
Michael Angelo...
very very impressive. did some amazing shit. busted out his double neck and did some really badass stuff. fuck, i'm inspired. and of course i knew he'd look like this: |
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Best Guitarist in the world = John Williams.
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But you've gotta love that guy's mullet. =\
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bullshit, Flash Gordon is faster
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Fastest guitar player was Alvin Lee from Ten Years After - this is a comment Jimi Hendrix made in 1969 and I believed him then and now
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mullet....
heh The rare Metalutt,, often found in small biker bars, reminiscing of the old days, picking up over weight ladies wearing mini skirts. Can be found wearing a cut off Iron Maiden shirt, tight pants, sometimes spandex, and usually has long dangly earrings in both ears. Very dangerous to approach, only professional mullet hunters should attempt to photograph this species. |
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Micheal Angelo - Speed kills its on Kazaa as a video, d/l it... fuckin sweet. played it tonight where i went to see him. |
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Noone's faster than Roy Clark
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Some mp3 samples
http://www.angelo.com/mp3.html |
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I loved the shit he did with Jim Gilette in Nitro
my favorite tracks: "Freight Train" "Machine Gun Eddie" "Hey Mike"
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Man I got some shit like that from Dokken and UFO with the shanker brothers. Hes good no doubt. Reminds me of eddie van halen
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gotta love the michealangelo solos on his custom made 7-string guitars too...and the X-shaped guitar he used in the "Freight Train" video with the four necks.....
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I even skipped Yngwie Malmsteen, I regret that one as well. |
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Yikes. Go download some Al Dimeola or John McLaughlin... or if you like metal Morbid Angel or Cannibal Corpse. Glam metal relics are cool and all, but you may want to educate yourself here on speed AND quality before making such claims. |
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you never hear death metal or grind guys running up and down the scales like that. |
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I posted this the other night, but for those who missed it
this is also vry fast (and I guess a relic since they came out in the 80's) Cryptic Slaughter - Lowlife and even some Nitro featuring Michealangelo: Nitro - Freight Train (all about the final guitar solo)
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I love to racism, bro!
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80's speed metal
Worst. Music. Ever.
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that is a true pity if you cant appreciate 80s metal in all its forms.
that shit made me want to buy some black levis, peg them, buy some higthtop reeboks and sow a god damn exodus back patch on my levi jacket. |
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hmmm, fast parts and melodic parts, operatic, longwinded...Michealangelo with his guitar acrobatics and Jim Gillette showing off his range...
Nitro - Machine Gun Eddie
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dude. Kreator.
Extreme Aggression is one of the greatest albums of all time. you heard any of the later stuff? they went industrial. and not even good industrial. |
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Slash rules
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I am on my 5th beer and my 3rd listen of the entire Too Fast For Love album. Not that it even remotely relates to 80 speed metal, it rules none the less. RULES
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their new stuff isn't bad, but it's not something I'm trample over a fat, pimple faced fuckstain in a Tower Records to get....
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Tell me this thread isn't really happening.
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While fast can be cool, quality is king. My list: Roy Buchannon Jimi Hendrix Toy Caldwell Ry Cooder Gary Hoey Ralph Macchio (Ha! Just kidding. I'm sure some of you got that one.) Some more good ones (just not my personal favorites): Steve Vai Joe Satriani Stevie Ray Vaughan SpaceAce |
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speed/thrash metal was never about mullets. dont get me wrong, I love mullets as much as the next guy. But us thrash and speed metal kids were never mullet types. We are the forefathers of black and death metal... no mullets. mullets were in the guns and roses, ac dc type metal crowd. |
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there are some amazingly fast guitar players in bluegrass and rockabilly too... I went and saw Brian Setzer a couple months ago and he can play fast as hell....his solos were amazing...I almost left a wet spot in the chair.....
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i'm a guitar player of 8/9 years... witnessing one of the best guitar players is not a small thing ;) |
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At least the girls that do show up are crazed sluts.
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there are some hot girls in metal. some beautiful girls into black metal. hair metal attracts stripper types. each kind of metal has its own type of woman. but still, dont get into hardcore or metalcore for the women thats for sure. well thats not true, alot of them have that betty page zelda style going on. rockabilly probably got the best looking woman. |
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I've been playing guitar for 11 years, and have never once thought 'hey, I wanna go watch some 80's speed guy.'
I started out learning old Metallica and shit like that, and quickly learned that the slower you play the more emotion is in the music. Adam Jones from Tool is a prime example. The music doesn't even need vocals to convey the feeling. |
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I'm not really familiar with Brian Setzer's guitar prowess but I assume a wet spot means he was good SpaceAce |
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My 14 year old son just dyed his hair black explaining to me it pulls the goth and black metal girls.My brother works for Poison. Hair metal definately attracts strippers. Unfortunately they are all 35 year old strippers.
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it was being advertised over the radio that the fastest guitar player in the world is playing at a local guitar shop, so of fucking course i'd go, if you didn't and u've played guitar for a long time you'd be stupid not to, cause it was also advertised as a clinic, learned a lot from it as well... i also grew up listening / learning metallica... they're my fav. band. i think for the most part you're right about the slower songs are more emotional... but, i think if there were a song with a melodic background with a very fast solo'ist performing, with the right scales and such, it could accomplish the same effect. |
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