Is there a "proper" way to buy the Police? - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 05-12-2003, 05:28 PM

just wonderin

asuna · 05-12-2003, 05:32 PM

swallow

detoxed · 05-12-2003, 05:32 PM

Throw cash at them, hundreds only, more than 10

BJ · 05-12-2003, 05:33 PM

they will contact you when the time is appropriate

Pornwolf · 05-12-2003, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
they will contact you when the time is appropriate

Exactly.

juice · 05-12-2003, 06:25 PM

for a speeding ticket!?

yeah give them a $20... that will do it!

SNOW · 05-12-2003, 06:59 PM

If your tight with the DA then your home free.

greentea · 05-12-2003, 07:03 PM

GIVE THEM A DONUT!

AaronM · 05-12-2003, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
If your tight with the DA then your home free.

Pete catches too often to be tight with anybody.

applejacks · 05-12-2003, 07:04 PM

I know someone who brided a INS agent for 100K cash and the agent was really undercover working with the DEA.

The guy is doing now Life in jail for the bribery and drug charges.

Never offer money to anyone who works for the government.

CDSmith · 05-12-2003, 07:04 PM

Three little words: Retirement fund contribution.

applejacks · 05-12-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
GIVE THEM A DONUT!

Best thing to do..

quiet · 05-12-2003, 07:09 PM

i'm curious about this too.

Gary · 05-12-2003, 07:12 PM

Ive given alot of thought to this. I think direct bribes are a really poor way to go

I think its best to start off by giving fair sized (noticeable) donations to police fund raisers (help a cop with cancer, family of officer killed, etc) Then get in good with the cops and if the mention something is needed whatever, offer to help in any way you can and so on.

Eventually, if shit about you crosses their desk, it keep going until it hits the garbage can

Juicy D. Links · 05-12-2003, 07:19 PM

I donated 550 bucks to the NYS Police Chiefs Ass. and they gave me cards , stickers for the car and a bronze plaque for my car

They dont fuck with me now

applejacks · 05-12-2003, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I donated 550 bucks to the NYS Police Chiefs Ass. and they gave me cards , stickers for the car and a bronze plaque for my car

They dont fuck with me now

Have you tried PBA cards? They work sometimes.

SomeCreep · 05-12-2003, 07:24 PM

Only in Mexico, 2 twenty dollar bills.

WendyB · 05-12-2003, 07:39 PM

have you tried to paypal them?

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Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Ive given alot of thought to this. I think direct bribes are a really poor way to go I think its best to start off by giving fair sized (noticeable) donations to police fund raisers (help a cop with cancer, family of officer killed, etc) Then get in good with the cops and if the mention something is needed whatever, offer to help in any way you can and so on. Eventually, if shit about you crosses their desk, it keep going until it hits the garbage can __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

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BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	they will contact you when the time is appropriate

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juice Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 628	for a speeding ticket!? yeah give them a $20... that will do it!

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05-12-2003, 07:09 PM	#13
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i'm curious about this too.

05-12-2003, 07:19 PM	#15
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I donated 550 bucks to the NYS Police Chiefs Ass. and they gave me cards , stickers for the car and a bronze plaque for my car They dont fuck with me now

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