Is there a "proper" way to buy the Police?
 

just wonderin :)

swallow

Throw cash at them, hundreds only, more than 10

they will contact you when the time is appropriate

Exactly.

for a speeding ticket!?:1orglaugh
yeah give them a $20... that will do it!

If your tight with the DA then your home free.

Pete catches too often to be tight with anybody.

I know someone who brided a INS agent for 100K cash and the agent was really undercover working with the DEA.

The guy is doing now Life in jail for the bribery and drug charges.

Never offer money to anyone who works for the government.

Three little words: Retirement fund contribution.

Best thing to do..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i'm curious about this too.

Ive given alot of thought to this. I think direct bribes are a really poor way to go

I think its best to start off by giving fair sized (noticeable) donations to police fund raisers (help a cop with cancer, family of officer killed, etc) Then get in good with the cops and if the mention something is needed whatever, offer to help in any way you can and so on.

Eventually, if shit about you crosses their desk, it keep going until it hits the garbage can

I donated 550 bucks to the NYS Police Chiefs Ass. and they gave me cards , stickers for the car and a bronze plaque for my car

They dont fuck with me now

Have you tried PBA cards? They work sometimes.

Only in Mexico, 2 twenty dollar bills.

have you tried to paypal them?