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Wal-Mart Robberies
Holy Shit!! Mrs. RedShoe and myself were just at walmart picking up some diapers for Baby RedShoe and as we were leaving a huge comotion was happening outside the front door.
Some chick looked like she had been worked over good. Makeup was a mess, hair was all over the place, clothes were torn, she kept telling Billy to shut up, as several guards were leading her back into the store. Her white trash brother/boyfriend (yes, he was wearing a wife-beater T-shirt) and a backwards baseball cap, and thin gold necklace ala Stuntaz style was mumbling something at her the whole time. And she kept telling him to shut up. We heard from the bystanders as we were loding the baby into the car that she was stealing a ton of shit and the guards were wrestling with her on the ground as her boyfriend/brother watched. Just then we see this guy hauling ass on foot and a guard right behind him. The dude had a bag of something but we couldn't tell what it was. At a full run he got tackled from behind right in the parking lot. This happened maybe 20' from us. The guard got in a few quick blows and by this time we were already in the car. I asked if he needed help wrestling the guy but the guard said no. Now what I want to know is... do people steal from Wal-mart? And if so... WHAT THE FUCK IS WORTH STEALING FROM WAL-MART?? We only go there for the diapers because they are cheap as hell. Is there really anything of real value there? This jackass had a little bag too. It couldn't have had more that $30.00 worth of merchandise in there. He got his ass tackled in a parking lot, a few quick blows to the head, and a misdemeanor violation... for $30.00 fuckin' dollars?!?!
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Probably trying to get the last of the Maxims before they were removed in their entirety.
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haven't you ever seen the "fine jewlery section" at wal-mart???
its very impressive
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and they say white people dont steal ...im in shock
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But damn this happened in Porter Ranch. I didn't even know White-Trash knew where porter ranch was.
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Not sure where you live but here in the south METH. is a huge problem. The redneck METH heads will go to a WAL-MART or WALLGREENS and steal a certain type of over the counter cold medicine. Lots and lots of it. They will also steal batteries and other common items so they can make METH.
Not sure if thats what he had but they steal little shit like that left and right here. |
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I almost got roughed up by two 65 year old men working the door at walmart like 3 weeks ago, I was getting ready to move so I went to walmart to get these two plastic bins, anyways, I guess you are suppose to show the receipt to the "door" people to prevent theft and other bullshit, but instead, I just put the receipt inside the bins and went on my marry way...
I walked right past them without giving them there "respect" I had no idea, its walmart for fucksake...... I dont really fucking care, I had other things to do, In less then 10 seconds, these two old men, turned into wannabe super cops, screaming at me to "STOP" and show my receipt.... I am a jackass by nature, so I turned around and pretended I didnt hear them and they repeated it one more time, I walked out the opening doors and started a quick jog to my car just to be more of a jackass, sure enough they were right on my tail. They chased me to my car, wasnt really a chase I guess, more like a fast walk, but for effect, we will say chase. It was sorta funny, cause when I got to my car, I had to open my drunk and the by the time I turned around both guys were there, they had noticed my receipt at that point. The older of the two guys, was like Next Time when we require you to show a receipt, we expect you too.. I was in total disbelief that these two fucking old men, that probably drank away there retirement fund, were working at walmart for 7 bucks an hour and thought they had the god given power to give me shit because I was the highlight of there day...... I was soooooo hoping I was going to get tackled or something and start up the hugest lawsuit ever, but aww well, next time I suppose. and thats my story, Dont ever get me started on FutureShop haha (canadian equivelant to bestbuy) |
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People steal from stores like Wal-Mart's for one of three reasons: 1) they are kleptomaniacs and they can't help it; 2) they steal clothes, cds, jewelry, toys, etc. and either resell them on the street or at pawn shops/thrift stores (some even have their kids stealing too); and 3) junkies/amateur drug makers steal batteries and other items to make meth.
At our local Wal-Mart's, several people stole a cart load of batties before a meth lab was busted. |
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Meth heads suck
I had one bitch who was strung out on meth hit me in the face with a streamlite flashlite... That fucking hurt lol... |
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wal-mart sells laptops, digital cameras, portable dvd players, what the fuck are you talking about nothing worth stealing?
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ok. I'm not a junkie in real life but I play one here on GFY. Please, someone fill me in.
How the fuck do batteries and Meth work together? When Xanx first said it, I thought they steal the batteries and then sell them for $$. But... 1) how much does the black market pay for batteries? and 2) what kind of batteries? Double A's? Triple A's? When Jambdin mentioned it... I kinda figured they were not for re-sale. Enlighten me.
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1) When the guards were bringing back the white-trash girl noboby was carrying a laptop, or a digi-cam, and while we were there we asked if they had portable DVD players, and they don't sell them at that walmart. 2) when the guy got tackled his bag looked like it had only air in it. There was no real weight to it, whatever he stole was like a pair of socks or underwear maybe... Maybe some pencils for his night classes. Whatever it was it wasn't a digi-cam.
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my point was that wal-mart does have stuff that is steal-worthy. dont diss someone for "shoplifiting" from wal-mart, what you witnessed was no where near a robbery.
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They take needlenose pliers and peel all the skin of the batteries and in the very center there is a silver strip, this is the lithium, they will know it because it will start to get warm once it touches air, they immediatly throw these into a small cooler that has a good amount of colemans lantern fluid sitting in it...
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I shopt at Wal-Mart...I buy tons of shit at Wal-Mart from socks, to underwear (hanes boxer briefs are the same there as they are at Target just cheaper) I buy my groceries there, I buy kitchen stuff there, paper goods etc. I love Wal-Mart. |
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Then I went to wall-mart and they showed me any watch I wanted to see. They were all shit but at least they were nice to me. Then I had a big mac in the in-store McDonads there and all was good.
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And the reason they steal the batteries and the cold medicine is because you can't purchase large quantities of ephedrine or they notify the authorities.
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wal-mart and mcdonalds, trailer trash heaven, good thing most are 24/7
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it's also heaven for those who wish to get a good deal. Why should I pay $5.00 for a pack of cold medicine from one company, when I can buy the same medicine with wal-mart packaging slapped on it for $3.00? The same goes for so many other things in that store. |
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AND THEN WHAT? I'm even more confused. What would lantern fluid and a warm lithium strip do? Do they inhale the fumes? Is there a 3 ingredient? The worst I've ever done was smoke weed. And I only saw cocaine one time in my life. I guess I need to hang out with a lower class of people more often.
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lower class? i dont do drugs, i smoke weed, but you should probably be looking through the upper class just as much as a lower class because drugs are damn expensive.
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Crystal Meth...
There are only 3 main ingredients to making crystal meth. This are how to get them... 1. Psuedoephedrine (E) This is the active ingredient in Sudafed. I would recomend getting the generic brand. They are about $8.00 for 96 pills. You can get these at any Pharmacy. Of course they are over the counter. In the methhead synthesis he goes about extracting it in a different way. The easiest way is to crush the pills and let them soak in denatured alcohol for 4 to 8 hours. You can get denatured alcohol at any hardware store. It is by the paint thinner and mineral spirits. Then filter and take the liquid and slowly boil it on the stove until it gets down to the bottom. You will want to finish the drying with a hair dryer so you dont burn the psuedo. Now take the powder and mix it with distilled water. Let it settle and set it in the freezer for 1/2 an hour. Now take the semi-frozen liquid and filter again. Take the psueo water and slowly boil it again. Take out the hair dryer and finish drying it. Now its powdered....and you have pure psuedo. 2.Iodine crystals (I2) Iodine is watched by the goverment and they will take your ID and put you on the list if you buy it from a chemical supplier. So the safest way to get it is to go to a pharmacy and ask for Iodine Tincture. If they ask what it is for say that it is for your horse. It is used on horses for a problem with there hooves. The probaly wont ask though. It is sold in 1oz. bottles and you can usually get about a gram of pure iodine crystals from one bottle. The problem with this is that you will need to go to many pharmacies and just buy a few bottles at each one. That way they dont get suspicious. I made up a synthesis on converting iodine tincture. It is on the main page. {{New Info!!-- You can purchase iodine tincture in gallon and 1/2 gallon sizes at any Quality Farm & Fleet. But don't buy to many of them. I would recomend only buying a gallon at a time. It is about $12.00 for a gallon. Just take it up to a cashier that is young and stupid. They shouldn't ask any questions. This way is much easier than going around to a hundred different pharmacies and buying it in 1oz. bottles. A lot cheaper too!!}} 3.Red Phosphorus (RP) RP is made from the strike pad on a match book. NOT the matches themselves but the pad it is striked on. If there is a Spartan store around your area go to it and buy some boxes of match books. I recomend the Spartan brand cause it comes off easy and is cheap. The match books should have a light brown or reddish striler on them. Not the stripped or dotted kind. The smooth light brown striker is what you want. There is also a sythesis that i wrote up on how to get the RP off the match books on the main page. Ok, next i will list some of the other shit you will need and where to get it.... 1.Colemans Fuel----sporting goods store, K-mart or Walmart 2.Muriatic Acid (HCl)---any hardware store. also near the paint thinners. 3.Acetone---any hardware store 4.Methanol---dont recomend it. use denatured alcohol instead. also near the paint thinners. 5.Tubing & PVC connectors---any hardware store 6.Flask---hobby store, chem supplier 7.Red Devil Lye---In a lot of K-mart or Walmart type stores. Or maybe even in your local grocerie store. It is by the drain cleaners in a little white bottles with a red top. It is a very strong drain cleaner. Just look in a bunch of different stores and you will find it. 8.PH strips---hobby store or you can make your own with red cabbage. 9.Vision Ware Bowl---K-Mart or someplace like that. It has to withstand high temps. and be able to go from the stove right into ice water. Look in kitchen stores also. My buddy had a very hard time finding one of these cause he lives in a little town. Just go somewhere that has a lot of pots and pans and stuff. |
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did you guys know that you could steal items from walmart and return them without a receipt?
I have done it before, in times of desperation... they let u do 3 returns per year without a receipt, so if you are gonna try, make sure its for a pretty penny
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... aaaaannddd thheeeeen.
Am I the only getting more and more confused?
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I dated a meth head for 2 weeks, now that was not fun......She never slept or ate and slowly started going more and more crazy, Jabbering about nonsense and holusinating, got very fucking annoying....I Remember going to bed one night and she was sitting there watching tv jabbering about something....and when I woke up in the morning she was in the exact same spot, still wide awake....... I left her cause I couldnt take it anymore.....and about 2 months later I heard that she got Methamphetamine Phycosis.....Its basically a form of Scitsophrenia that heavy meth users get...... Was so sad to see such a normal pretty girl turn perminantly crazy......Why anyone would want to smoke that chemical cocktail to feel like superman is beyond me..... |
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or buy something at walmart get the receipt, go back in grab the item and return it with your receipt.
my younger cousin would get money from his mother to go buy school supplies and clothes, he would spend the money on dope and walk into walmart put on a new coat, grab a schoolbag, pack it full of shit and walk out. he once stole a patio set as well, got caught with it, he claimed he was bringing it back and got a fucking reward. and yes i done the receipt things many many times way back when i was young and stupid.
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You would be absolutely amazed at what people steal from wal mart. I know one of the guys that works as security around here for wal mart and I get quite a few entertaining stories. This guy is a huge black man and looks about as mean as i've seen anyone look. He's about 6'3 and a good 280 at least. He had a scrawny little 90 pound woman cold cock him one day because she got stopped at the door and asked if she had purchased anything because the alarm at the door went off when she went through. Of course she had stolen some medications of some sort and some kind of jewelry but she was just absolutely in shock that she would be asked to prove that she had actually purchased these items that she had spent so much time "earning". Then of course you have your garden variety of idiots that will buy something expensive like tool sets, computers, carpet cleaners, etc. and get them home open them and then place enough rocks inside with packing material to equal the rough weight of the item they had purchased. They then retape the box they had carefully opened so that it looks like they never opened it and return it with the receipt and walk out the door with money in hand and free merchandise at home. Then you have your daring crook that will come in and buy say a computer or large television. Go out one of the doors with their receipt. Now if the 70 year old guy at the door isn't on top of things and doesn't mark their receipt that they left with the merchandise they will come in the other door after they deposit their merchandise in the car and load the same merchandise in a buggy and go out the other door. They then show the people at the door the receipt and all is well because they have a receipt. Of course you can't forget the dumb ass college kids or wanna be cool mid 40's guys that come in a day before the big game and buy the biggest television available, invite all the guys over for the big game on his new tv, pukes all over the thing sometime during halftime and then brings it back for a full refund the next day because it's "defective", wants his money back or he's going to throw a temper tantrum in the middle of the floor. Be nice to the people that work at wal mart guys. Most of them are people that because of circumstances (divorce, lack of transportation, lack of regular babysitting, single parents, retiree's that have lost their pension to some enron ceo) are forced to go to work for wal mart. They don't make much money and are expected to tolerate a lot. The guys at the door are considered the first and last lines of defense in "protecting" wal mart's profits by trying to prevent theft. You would be amazed at how many people have no choice but to put up with the bullshit of working at wal mart. I know a lot of them. And they are told to eat shit, keep smiling and we'll continue to pay you 7.00 an hour while keeping you in complete sqalor. The benefits suck and so does the pay but some of them really have no other choice. You say there's always a choice? Not really. What about the 60 year old man that can't have a driver's license because he's epileptic, who is too young for what this country calls social security, and doesn't have mass public transportation where he lives, but happens to live close enough to wal mart who will hire anyone. Or the single mother of two kids that has to rely on family to watch her kids when she is at work because to put two kids in daycare would cost more than half of what she made every month and she can't get help from social services so she has to work evenings when family is available to watch her kids. There is a lot more to some of these people than you would ever think. Point is, don't be so appalled when asked to show your receipt or whatever, to some of the old people this is their life. They have no family left and this is the only interaction they have with people. Wal Mart is their family. There is one old geezer that every time I go in he wants to tell me stories. This man drives a brand new cadillac and could probably buy and sell any of you ten times over. After talking to him a few minutes over the last several years every time I go in I have learned a lot about him. He was a builder of everything from skyscrapers to golf greens in his prime and is married to a hottie 20 years younger than him and buys stock with his entire paycheck. That might not seem like much but buying $700 worth of stock in wal mart every 2 weeks for almost 4 years. You do the math with appreciation. That's not including the bankroll he already possessed when he came to work for wal mart.
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I recommend this movie for a faux meth experience:
http://spunthemovie.com/spun/main.html
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