RedShoe

Holy Shit!! Mrs. RedShoe and myself were just at walmart picking up some diapers for Baby RedShoe and as we were leaving a huge comotion was happening outside the front door.

Some chick looked like she had been worked over good. Makeup was a mess, hair was all over the place, clothes were torn, she kept telling Billy to shut up, as several guards were leading her back into the store.

Her white trash brother/boyfriend (yes, he was wearing a wife-beater T-shirt) and a backwards baseball cap, and thin gold necklace ala Stuntaz style was mumbling something at her the whole time. And she kept telling him to shut up.

We heard from the bystanders as we were loding the baby into the car that she was stealing a ton of shit and the guards were wrestling with her on the ground as her boyfriend/brother watched.

Just then we see this guy hauling ass on foot and a guard right behind him. The dude had a bag of something but we couldn't tell what it was. At a full run he got tackled from behind right in the parking lot. This happened maybe 20' from us. The guard got in a few quick blows and by this time we were already in the car. I asked if he needed help wrestling the guy but the guard said no.

Now what I want to know is... do people steal from Wal-mart? And if so... WHAT THE FUCK IS WORTH STEALING FROM WAL-MART??

We only go there for the diapers because they are cheap as hell. Is there really anything of real value there?

This jackass had a little bag too. It couldn't have had more that $30.00 worth of merchandise in there. He got his ass tackled in a parking lot, a few quick blows to the head, and a misdemeanor violation... for $30.00 fuckin' dollars?!?!

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