The woman and I:(condensed version) - GoFuckYourself.com

Ampiezza · 05-09-2003, 07:24 PM

Long story short, we had an extremely bad night. I'm sure I'm not the first guy in history to have a complete blowout with a girlfriend. Some damage was done, but it's fixable. She really did leave, and not knowing whether or not she was coming back, (she told me she wasn't) I freaked out and started running.

Luckily for me... alot of you guys are serious class acts, and I thank Bone and Raven and a few others for all the good advice, which ultimately kept me here long enough to work this out with her. Had I not looked here for some help from friends, I would probably already be long gone, and regretting it.

Anyhoo... we've been talking alot, and it's all smoothing out. The bottom line is, I like to tease. ALOT. Everyone here knows that. And I was teasing the hell out of her that night, when I shouldn't have been and it all exploded into ugliness.

No Drew... it had nothing to do with me being violent or angry any of the other shit you like to dream up. I simply teased her too much and pushed her too far. Not unlike what I do here quite frequently.

Anyway, it's all good.... it's all cool. I'm grateful I have people I can pull on in shitty times that are able to understand that life isn't always like the Brady Bunch. The people I talked with know who they are, and they probably saved me from making a huge mistake by calling it quits with her too soon.

The Moral: Shit happens. Grab a shovel.

JayJay · 05-09-2003, 07:25 PM

Great News AMP

I'm really glad you sorted everything out

booker · 05-09-2003, 07:27 PM

When my bitch doesn't act right I usually slap her with my Stacy Adams. When she doesn't act right the second time I hit her with the brick.

Hope it works out for the best brah.

Ampiezza · 05-09-2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by booker
When my bitch doesn't act right I usually slap her with my Stacy Adams. When she doesn't act right the second time I hit her with the brick.

Hope it works out for the best brah.

I'm gonna write that down for next time man....

AaronM · 05-09-2003, 07:29 PM

Can I send you a new blender and cell phone?

JayJay · 05-09-2003, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by Ampiezza

I'm gonna write that down for next time man....

You Bastard guy!

Pete · 05-09-2003, 07:31 PM

Good luck the rest of the way man.

Ampiezza · 05-09-2003, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Can I send you a new blender and cell phone?

the blender is fine... it was the garbage disposal.... I'm still picking pieces out of it....

going to buy her a new cell this weekend after my eye doctor appointment. (She slapped the fuck outta me and I'm temporarily blind in one eye)

AaronM · 05-09-2003, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ampiezza

the blender is fine... it was the garbage disposal.... I'm still picking pieces out of it....

going to buy her a new cell this weekend after my eye doctor appointment. (She slapped the fuck outta me and I'm temporarily blind in one eye)

Are you sure this whole thing is not a cover for you losing eye site from too much jerking off?

richard · 05-09-2003, 07:34 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=pussy+whipped

Quote:

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

Ampiezza · 05-09-2003, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Are you sure this whole thing is not a cover for you losing eye site from too much jerking off?

I'll never tell....

Theo · 05-09-2003, 07:35 PM

finally some good news

Ampiezza · 05-09-2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richard
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=pussy+whipped

on the money....

JayJay · 05-09-2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Are you sure this whole thing is not a cover for you losing eye site from too much jerking off?

AaronM · 05-09-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
finally some good news

AMP is blind and you think this is a good thing?

05-09-2003, 07:37 PM

Oh Amp you're such a tease

Ampiezza · 05-09-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

AMP is blind and you think this is a good thing?

I've also since picked up a gay lisp.

JayJay · 05-09-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ampiezza

I've also since picked up a gay lisp.

No amp you always spoke like that

Theo · 05-09-2003, 07:41 PM

he became a gay Steve Wonder :D

Ampiezza · 05-09-2003, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
he became a gay Steve Wonder :D

except I'm gonna get a black patch and walk around saying "aaarrr"

JayJay · 05-09-2003, 07:45 PM

Yeah he's got one of those new braille keyboards

AaronM · 05-09-2003, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ampiezza

except I'm gonna get a black patch and walk around saying "aaarrr"

Fuck it...I am sending you a wooden leg and a parrot then. The bird will love the weather there.

nocostporn · 05-09-2003, 07:49 PM

good news amp

can i see her nipples?

Kanoealoha · 05-09-2003, 07:56 PM

Great to hear that theres no more trouble in paradise.

Sometimes you just don't think you went to far...and then you do..
and OUCH, hope that eye gets better!

05-09-2003, 08:00 PM

next we need Dawgy knock on Amp's door one beautiful morning telling his g/f that he's his long lost lover from the 80's. that'd be the cherry on the whipped cream.

Ampiezza · 05-09-2003, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
next we need Dawgy knock on Amp's door one beautiful morning telling his g/f that he's his long lost lover from the 80's. that'd be the cherry on the whipped cream.

does he have a mullet?

Raven · 05-09-2003, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ampiezza

the blender is fine... it was the garbage disposal.... I'm still picking pieces out of it....

going to buy her a new cell this weekend after my eye doctor appointment. (She slapped the fuck outta me and I'm temporarily blind in one eye)

I think I like this girlfriend of yours, Amp!

Every time, my friend. Every time.

psyko514 · 05-09-2003, 10:00 PM

I'm glad you listened to us and calmed down

It's good to hear that shit's working out between you two.
If she's back there and you two are working things out, then obviously something clicked in her and she realised it was worth sticking around for

Good luck!

iroc409 · 05-09-2003, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ampiezza

except I'm gonna get a black patch and walk around saying "aaarrr"

that's quality

KRL · 05-09-2003, 10:07 PM

Good deal AMP! Keep the peace bro. Life is sooooo way too short to spend as much time as all of us do arguing and fighting with our girls or arguing and fighting with each other.

Life is so much better when we all laugh and get along together.

Next time you're about to take it over the edge with a girl and get her really pissed, just stop dead in your tracks and tell her how absolutely beautiful and gorgeous she is and then tell her you're sorry. Those kind words will stop a fight every time.

hybrid · 05-09-2003, 10:54 PM

Remember the duck.

Ironhorse · 05-10-2003, 12:03 AM

Shit happens sometimes man, you guys might be getting 'island fever' too, I hear that happens often, I have a friend in Hawaii going through similar situation. Glad you're working in out!

05-09-2003, 07:24 PM	#1
Ampiezza So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 95	The woman and I:(condensed version) Long story short, we had an extremely bad night. I'm sure I'm not the first guy in history to have a complete blowout with a girlfriend. Some damage was done, but it's fixable. She really did leave, and not knowing whether or not she was coming back, (she told me she wasn't) I freaked out and started running. Luckily for me... alot of you guys are serious class acts, and I thank Bone and Raven and a few others for all the good advice, which ultimately kept me here long enough to work this out with her. Had I not looked here for some help from friends, I would probably already be long gone, and regretting it. Anyhoo... we've been talking alot, and it's all smoothing out. The bottom line is, I like to tease. ALOT. Everyone here knows that. And I was teasing the hell out of her that night, when I shouldn't have been and it all exploded into ugliness. No Drew... it had nothing to do with me being violent or angry any of the other shit you like to dream up. I simply teased her too much and pushed her too far. Not unlike what I do here quite frequently. Anyway, it's all good.... it's all cool. I'm grateful I have people I can pull on in shitty times that are able to understand that life isn't always like the Brady Bunch. The people I talked with know who they are, and they probably saved me from making a huge mistake by calling it quits with her too soon. The Moral: Shit happens. Grab a shovel.

05-09-2003, 07:27 PM	#3
booker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,370	When my bitch doesn't act right I usually slap her with my Stacy Adams. When she doesn't act right the second time I hit her with the brick. Hope it works out for the best brah. __________________ Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq) "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

05-09-2003, 07:31 PM	#7
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05-09-2003, 07:49 PM	#23
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05-09-2003, 07:56 PM	#24
Kanoealoha Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Happy Valley Posts: 1,261	Great to hear that theres no more trouble in paradise. Sometimes you just don't think you went to far...and then you do.. and OUCH, hope that eye gets better! __________________ Strong Bad Rocks!

05-09-2003, 07:25 PM	#2
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	Great News AMP I'm really glad you sorted everything out

05-09-2003, 07:29 PM	#5
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Can I send you a new blender and cell phone?

05-09-2003, 07:35 PM	#12
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	finally some good news

05-09-2003, 07:37 PM	#16
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Oh Amp you're such a tease

05-09-2003, 07:41 PM	#19
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	he became a gay Steve Wonder :D

05-09-2003, 07:45 PM	#21
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	Yeah he's got one of those new braille keyboards

05-09-2003, 08:00 PM	#25
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	next we need Dawgy knock on Amp's door one beautiful morning telling his g/f that he's his long lost lover from the 80's. that'd be the cherry on the whipped cream.

05-09-2003, 10:00 PM	#28
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	I'm glad you listened to us and calmed down It's good to hear that shit's working out between you two. If she's back there and you two are working things out, then obviously something clicked in her and she realised it was worth sticking around for Good luck! __________________ Bad Girl Bucks - 50% Revshare through CCBill. Promote BrandyDDD, Pixie's Pillows, Action Allie and more! Phoenix Forum Pics \| Webmaster Access Montreal pics email: psyko514(a)gmail.com \| icq: 214-702-014

05-09-2003, 10:07 PM	#30
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Good deal AMP! Keep the peace bro. Life is sooooo way too short to spend as much time as all of us do arguing and fighting with our girls or arguing and fighting with each other. Life is so much better when we all laugh and get along together. Next time you're about to take it over the edge with a girl and get her really pissed, just stop dead in your tracks and tell her how absolutely beautiful and gorgeous she is and then tell her you're sorry. Those kind words will stop a fight every time. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

05-09-2003, 10:54 PM	#31
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	Remember the duck.

05-10-2003, 12:03 AM	#32
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	Shit happens sometimes man, you guys might be getting 'island fever' too, I hear that happens often, I have a friend in Hawaii going through similar situation. Glad you're working in out! __________________ [email protected]