The woman and I:(condensed version)
 

Long story short, we had an extremely bad night. I'm sure I'm not the first guy in history to have a complete blowout with a girlfriend. Some damage was done, but it's fixable. She really did leave, and not knowing whether or not she was coming back, (she told me she wasn't) I freaked out and started running.

Luckily for me... alot of you guys are serious class acts, and I thank Bone and Raven and a few others for all the good advice, which ultimately kept me here long enough to work this out with her. Had I not looked here for some help from friends, I would probably already be long gone, and regretting it.

Anyhoo... we've been talking alot, and it's all smoothing out. The bottom line is, I like to tease. ALOT. Everyone here knows that. And I was teasing the hell out of her that night, when I shouldn't have been and it all exploded into ugliness.

No Drew... it had nothing to do with me being violent or angry any of the other shit you like to dream up. I simply teased her too much and pushed her too far. Not unlike what I do here quite frequently.

Anyway, it's all good.... it's all cool. I'm grateful I have people I can pull on in shitty times that are able to understand that life isn't always like the Brady Bunch. The people I talked with know who they are, and they probably saved me from making a huge mistake by calling it quits with her too soon.

The Moral: Shit happens. Grab a shovel.

Great News AMP :thumbsup
I'm really glad you sorted everything out

When my bitch doesn't act right I usually slap her with my Stacy Adams. When she doesn't act right the second time I hit her with the brick.

Hope it works out for the best brah.

I'm gonna write that down for next time man....

Can I send you a new blender and cell phone?

You Bastard guy!

Good luck the rest of the way man.

the blender is fine... it was the garbage disposal.... I'm still picking pieces out of it....

going to buy her a new cell this weekend after my eye doctor appointment. (She slapped the fuck outta me and I'm temporarily blind in one eye)

Are you sure this whole thing is not a cover for you losing eye site from too much jerking off?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=pussy+whipped

I'll never tell.... :)

finally some good news :thumbsup

on the money.... :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

AMP is blind and you think this is a good thing?

Oh Amp you're such a tease :Graucho


:)

I've also since picked up a gay lisp.

No amp you always spoke like that :winkwink:

he became a gay Steve Wonder :D

except I'm gonna get a black patch and walk around saying "aaarrr"

Yeah he's got one of those new braille keyboards

Fuck it...I am sending you a wooden leg and a parrot then. The bird will love the weather there. :thumbsup

good news amp


can i see her nipples?

Great to hear that theres no more trouble in paradise.

Sometimes you just don't think you went to far...and then you do..
and OUCH, hope that eye gets better! :glugglug

next we need Dawgy knock on Amp's door one beautiful morning telling his g/f that he's his long lost lover from the 80's. that'd be the cherry on the whipped cream.

does he have a mullet?

I think I like this girlfriend of yours, Amp!

Every time, my friend. Every time. :)

I'm glad you listened to us and calmed down :) It's good to hear that shit's working out between you two.
If she's back there and you two are working things out, then obviously something clicked in her and she realised it was worth sticking around for :) Good luck!

that's quality :glugglug

Good deal AMP! Keep the peace bro. Life is sooooo way too short to spend as much time as all of us do arguing and fighting with our girls or arguing and fighting with each other.

Life is so much better when we all laugh and get along together.

Next time you're about to take it over the edge with a girl and get her really pissed, just stop dead in your tracks and tell her how absolutely beautiful and gorgeous she is and then tell her you're sorry. Those kind words will stop a fight every time.

:thumbsup

Remember the duck.

Shit happens sometimes man, you guys might be getting 'island fever' too, I hear that happens often, I have a friend in Hawaii going through similar situation. Glad you're working in out!