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Old 05-07-2003, 04:52 PM   #1
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Worst Balltwisting ever

damn i helped my GF move into her new place and while carrying boxes i got the worst balltwisting ever, it's been going on for 4 hours now.

Anyone know the common cure for twisted balls?
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Old 05-07-2003, 04:54 PM   #2
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damn i helped my GF move into her new place and while carrying boxes i got the worst balltwisting ever, it's been going on for 4 hours now.

Anyone know the common cure for twisted balls?
Untwisting them ?
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Old 05-07-2003, 04:56 PM   #3
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Old 05-07-2003, 05:10 PM   #4
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Untwisting them ?
are you a girl??? have you never experienced the excruciating pain of balltwisting?
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Old 05-07-2003, 05:12 PM   #5
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DILDO!!!!!!!!!! I AINT KIDDING WITH THIS YOU MIGHT HAVE TORSION... GO SEE ADOC ASAP IF IT IS STILL HURTING....YOUR TESTICLE TWISTED AND CUTTING OFF BLODD SUPPLY TO TI. LOOK UP TESTICEL TORSION ON WEB MD IF YOU DONT BELIVE I AINT KIDDING THIS TIME............YOU MIGHT LOOSE A NUT BRO
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Old 05-07-2003, 05:12 PM   #6
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Sorry, never twisted my balls.
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Old 05-07-2003, 05:14 PM   #7
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DILDO!!!!!!!!!! I AINT KIDDING WITH THIS YOU MIGHT HAVE TORSION... GO SEE ADOC ASAP IF IT IS STILL HURTING....YOUR TESTICLE TWISTED AND CUTTING OFF BLODD SUPPLY TO TI. LOOK UP TESTICEL TORSION ON WEB MD IF YOU DONT BELIVE I AINT KIDDING THIS TIME............YOU MIGHT LOOSE A NUT BRO
Yikes.
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Old 05-07-2003, 06:04 PM   #8
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well...juicy was right. here it is

http://my.webmd.com/content/healthwise/68/17012
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Old 05-07-2003, 06:12 PM   #9
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hot shower, loosen em up... slight tugs on the scrotus should untwist itself.
The problem with trying to untwist manually is you might crank it in the wrong direction.
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Old 05-07-2003, 06:21 PM   #10
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DILDO!!!!!!!!!! I AINT KIDDING WITH THIS YOU MIGHT HAVE TORSION... GO SEE ADOC ASAP IF IT IS STILL HURTING....YOUR TESTICLE TWISTED AND CUTTING OFF BLODD SUPPLY TO TI. LOOK UP TESTICEL TORSION ON WEB MD IF YOU DONT BELIVE I AINT KIDDING THIS TIME............YOU MIGHT LOOSE A NUT BRO

aaaargh actually it's better now, sitting still has helped
i'll check it out but i feel much better
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Old 05-07-2003, 06:24 PM   #11
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Dildo if you lose anut dont say i didnt warn you dude!!!!!


Dont be ashamed call you doc bro. A nut is a terrible thing to waste
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Old 05-07-2003, 06:24 PM   #12
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Actually, slamming a foot-long polish sausage in and out of your ass while chanting "guido....guido....guido....guido" is supposed to help.




I don't know, just give it a try.
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Old 05-07-2003, 06:26 PM   #13
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Go see a doc as soon as possible
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Old 05-07-2003, 08:52 PM   #14
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Old 05-07-2003, 10:57 PM   #15
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Sorry, never twisted my balls.
maybe they are not big enough....

I had it 2 years ago, I know your pain bro, I stretched out all the tubes, took bout 3 months to feel normal again
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Old 05-07-2003, 11:01 PM   #16
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The problem with trying to untwist manually is you might crank it in the wrong direction.
Been there, done that


Yeah... try the HOT shower
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Old 05-08-2003, 12:23 AM   #17
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that's kind of scary, actually!!

what if *I* get twisted balls!?!?!

I mean, is it contageous?!
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Old 05-08-2003, 12:27 AM   #18
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Sounds very unpleasant.
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Old 05-08-2003, 12:27 AM   #19
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damn i helped my GF move into her new place and while carrying boxes i got the worst balltwisting ever, it's been going on for 4 hours now.

Anyone know the common cure for twisted balls?
i think thats called a hernia.
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