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Worst Balltwisting ever
damn i helped my GF move into her new place and while carrying boxes i got the worst balltwisting ever, it's been going on for 4 hours now.
Anyone know the common cure for twisted balls?
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all your balls are belong to us
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DILDO!!!!!!!!!! I AINT KIDDING WITH THIS YOU MIGHT HAVE TORSION... GO SEE ADOC ASAP IF IT IS STILL HURTING....YOUR TESTICLE TWISTED AND CUTTING OFF BLODD SUPPLY TO TI. LOOK UP TESTICEL TORSION ON WEB MD IF YOU DONT BELIVE I AINT KIDDING THIS TIME............YOU MIGHT LOOSE A NUT BRO
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Sorry, never twisted my balls.
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hot shower, loosen em up... slight tugs on the scrotus should untwist itself.
The problem with trying to untwist manually is you might crank it in the wrong direction. |
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aaaargh actually it's better now, sitting still has helped i'll check it out but i feel much better
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Dildo if you lose anut dont say i didnt warn you dude!!!!!
Dont be ashamed call you doc bro. A nut is a terrible thing to waste |
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Actually, slamming a foot-long polish sausage in and out of your ass while chanting "guido....guido....guido....guido" is supposed to help.
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Fuck
thats why I dont do any heavy lifting
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that's kind of scary, actually!!
what if *I* get twisted balls!?!?! I mean, is it contageous?! |
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Sounds very unpleasant.
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