Worst Balltwisting ever
 

damn i helped my GF move into her new place and while carrying boxes i got the worst balltwisting ever, it's been going on for 4 hours now.

Anyone know the common cure for twisted balls?

Untwisting them ?

all your balls are belong to us

are you a girl??? have you never experienced the excruciating pain of balltwisting?

DILDO!!!!!!!!!! I AINT KIDDING WITH THIS YOU MIGHT HAVE TORSION... GO SEE ADOC ASAP IF IT IS STILL HURTING....YOUR TESTICLE TWISTED AND CUTTING OFF BLODD SUPPLY TO TI. LOOK UP TESTICEL TORSION ON WEB MD IF YOU DONT BELIVE I AINT KIDDING THIS TIME............YOU MIGHT LOOSE A NUT BRO

Sorry, never twisted my balls.

Yikes.

well...juicy was right. here it is

http://my.webmd.com/content/healthwise/68/17012

hot shower, loosen em up... slight tugs on the scrotus should untwist itself.
The problem with trying to untwist manually is you might crank it in the wrong direction.

aaaargh actually it's better now, sitting still has helped
i'll check it out but i feel much better

Dildo if you lose anut dont say i didnt warn you dude!!!!!


Dont be ashamed call you doc bro. A nut is a terrible thing to waste

Actually, slamming a foot-long polish sausage in and out of your ass while chanting "guido....guido....guido....guido" is supposed to help.




I don't know, just give it a try. :)

:1orglaugh


Go see a doc as soon as possible

Fuck
thats why I dont do any heavy lifting

:winkwink: maybe they are not big enough....

:eyecrazy I had it 2 years ago, I know your pain bro, I stretched out all the tubes, took bout 3 months to feel normal again

Been there, done that :(


Yeah... try the HOT shower

that's kind of scary, actually!!

what if *I* get twisted balls!?!?!

I mean, is it contageous?!

Sounds very unpleasant. :uhoh

i think thats called a hernia.