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greentea · 05-07-2003, 10:19 AM

Great HOAX Amp

Raven · 05-07-2003, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ampiezza

You can punch me in the face.... you can own me.... I don't care.... but I need somewhere stable to go. RIGHT NOW.

You can come stay with us, Amp.

I apologise in advance for the room being bright pink.

Serious offer. You know where I am. I don't know what the future will bring; but, I can give you a roof over your head and food in your belly.

The environment is stable....well, as stable as any can be, given what industry we're in.

corvette · 05-07-2003, 10:53 AM

Amp, glad to hear that you are a free man now

women can do unimaginable and incomprehensible things to your head?as was posted earlier, it will take time to heal?but you have full freedom and independence now, which gives you interesting options

good posts KRL, Supercharged, and thecat

funkmaster saw a good opportunity and grabbed it, class act as always

any way that I can help, let me know
454715840

Ross · 05-07-2003, 11:27 AM

Hey Amp you wanna move to Scotland? We got great clubs, great girls, great, places to go, great weather..... ok ok so we aint got great weather but we know how to have a good time!!!

NetRodent · 05-07-2003, 11:43 AM

If you really do need to get out of town, so to speak, you're probably not in a good state of mind to be planning for the future. Just get away to someplace stable where you can clear your head and make rational decisions about your future.

Now is probably not the right time to be looking for a full time job. Jump a plane, get a hotel, take a temp/contract position
and get back on your feet.

I must assume you will get better offers that this but I will still make one anyways. If you are able to relocate to Montreal, we might hire you for $40-$50K + benefits.

Darren · 05-07-2003, 11:51 AM

i see the attention seeking thread is going well.

pornJester · 05-07-2003, 11:52 AM

i'm confused.

Nysus · 05-07-2003, 12:06 PM

Anyone have an update on Amp? I've ICQ'd him a few times and no response.

Cheers,
Matt

Serge_Oprano · 05-07-2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dveron
Just make sure the gloves don't fit.

There is an interesting thread on Oprano about how to get rid of a body.

stop reading Oprano!

mule · 05-07-2003, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

stop reading Oprano!

LOL
Serge, you irritate the hell outta me, but you also really crack me up

Serge_Oprano · 05-07-2003, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule

LOL
Serge, you irritate the hell outta me, but you also really crack me up

I HATE when people share body disposign techniques which took collective Oprano efforts to devise just like that,
on fuckin' webmaster chat boards!

it's all PATENTED,
you MUST get a license first!

LadyMischief · 05-07-2003, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

I HATE when people share body disposign techniques which took collective Oprano efforts to devise just like that,
on fuckin' webmaster chat boards!

it's all PATENTED,
you MUST get a license first!

Definitely agree with you there..

And Amp, best of luck man. Women are bitches! :P

Squishy · 05-07-2003, 12:34 PM

Plenty of room in Wyoming.

[Labret] · 05-07-2003, 12:50 PM

women. If only you could kill them. *sigh*

Juicy D. Links · 05-07-2003, 12:50 PM

AMP u fucker. Yesterday how come you didnt give me the heads up on the beef with Lens and Penrod aka Buck naked?

sexyavs · 05-07-2003, 12:52 PM

In the words of the lyrical genius Jay-Z...

"They call me William H, The All Time Great.. I fucked the most Ho's out of New YorK State..

Money over bitches nigga..stick to the script.."

It just always seems like words to live by..haha

;)

magnatique · 05-07-2003, 01:09 PM

Amp, Gimme a Call Whenever you can..

858-587-9000 x114
cel: 858-231-3193

05-07-2003, 01:18 PM

after reading though the thread nothing makes sense. seems about as irrational as it gets. unless everything we've heard about amp was complete bullshit, this is

a.: either yet another of Boneprone's coups (his rather active participation in this thread indicates that)

or

b.: complete horsecrap and an excuse to break away from this place.

Fuck, not for me to decide Amp, I know the shit you've been going thru lately, but why the sudden 180 degree turn? I mean fuck, let's analyze this for a sec:

Supposedly Amp is booked out for months in advance.
Supposedly he wanted to stay away from GFY cuz he didn't need the publicity.
Supposedly he signed a contract on an expensive house.
Supposedly his business runs well. Just opened XStreamcash.

All of the sudden:

Amp comes back to GFY, acts like a fool. Supposedly a stalker gives him a hard time. All of the sudden everything is lost. All of the sudden everything needs to be left behind, and he talks about driving a fucking truck again...

Someone please throw us a fucking bone here.

Whatever. Drew might be right, Amp needs a grip on reality.

Over and out.

Hammer · 05-07-2003, 01:29 PM

Does anybody here remember this one?

Quote:

You guys win.

It's become quite clear that some people are unable to separate virtual from reality. I refuse to allow the silly shit that goes on here affect my personal life any further. It's gone beyond what is acceptable. Stalker boy, if you're reading this, find someone else to call. I'm changing my phone number as we speak, and we'll be moving out of here soon. The new phone number will not be listed or given out to anyone for any reason.

My shop is officially closed people. Except for those people and companies I'm doing work with currently, who I will continue to work with quietly and behind the scenes.

I'm giving Gary my password for the board right now. I would hope he will be responsible enough to change it to some string of random numbers. This is my last post. Enjoy yourselves.

You guys win. Game over for Amp.

BJ · 05-07-2003, 01:31 PM

me thinks someone ran out of $$$

fnet · 05-07-2003, 01:42 PM

Maui is a <i>really small</i> place- like a small town with an infinite moat dug around it. Everyone is super polite to each other.

If something is fucked up, all your friends, everybody, knows it.

My ex-girlfriend has over 100 family members there. They're well known people. Because of this, I never go there anymore.

The thread makes sense.

Mr Pheer · 05-07-2003, 01:58 PM

I have a 5 bedroom, 3300sq ft home with an indoor swimming pool, on a private lake, with 40 acres of land in Texas. Would have to charge you rent at least equal to the house payment for staying there though.

Mr Pheer · 05-07-2003, 02:04 PM

oh and you'd have to mow the yard

xxxdesign-net · 05-07-2003, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
after reading though the thread nothing makes sense. seems about as irrational as it gets. unless everything we've heard about amp was complete bullshit, this is

a.: either yet another of Boneprone's coups (his rather active participation in this thread indicates that)

or

b.: complete horsecrap and an excuse to break away from this place.

Fuck, not for me to decide Amp, I know the shit you've been going thru lately, but why the sudden 180 degree turn? I mean fuck, let's analyze this for a sec:

Supposedly Amp is booked out for months in advance.
Supposedly he wanted to stay away from GFY cuz he didn't need the publicity.
Supposedly he signed a contract on an expensive house.
Supposedly his business runs well. Just opened XStreamcash.

All of the sudden:

Amp comes back to GFY, acts like a fool. Supposedly a stalker gives him a hard time. All of the sudden everything is lost. All of the sudden everything needs to be left behind, and he talks about driving a fucking truck again...

Someone please throw us a fucking bone here.

Whatever. Drew might be right, Amp needs a grip on reality.

Over and out.

yeah, excatly.. he seemed to have a lot of clients... working 100hr + a week...

Dont get why he cannot continue doing that!??

Probono · 05-07-2003, 02:24 PM

I really have no idea what is going on even after reading pages of this but if AMP is in trouble and I can help I am willing to help. I suspect he would do the same for almost anyone here.

If someone is in contact with him please provide an update on his status.

Kimmykim · 05-07-2003, 02:24 PM

You know I think the world of you, Amp, and have since well before you made your name into Amp...

I'll also be the first one to admit that there are times when I like to cut loose and party.

At this point I firmly believe that you need to sit down and look at yourself and your life. I cannot see any woman, no matter if she's a bitch or a saint, dealing with the situation you are in at the moment.

How many days are you drinking by noon?

How often are you sitting home drinking while you are working, or trying to work?

Obviously drinking is affecting your ability to function in both the industry you've chosen and the life setting you have.

This is not social drinking or partying with some friends.

This is something that could very well destroy your life if you don't get a handle on it now and learn how to manage your emotions.

It really saddens me to see you at this point... whether the thread was a joke or the truth, I see it as a pathetic drama that you should never have gotten yourself into in the first place.

If you need anything, you know I'll help you, but you'd have to be willing to help yourself first.

nuclei · 05-07-2003, 02:35 PM

well spoken KK

Joesho · 05-07-2003, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toker

Ya she just left here, ya need better dope!

that is some funny, cold, shit man..hahaha

Lensman · 05-07-2003, 02:55 PM

Amp, please contact me ASAP. 800-791-1551. I have something for you.

Serge_Oprano · 05-07-2003, 02:58 PM

what happened to:
"Better be dead than uncool" Amp?

BVF · 05-07-2003, 03:24 PM

I'm going through some MAJOR shit with my wife and my kids....I wish to God that I had a nice beach in Maui to walk around on and clear my head....Shit, you can even get drunk on the beach....

Stay your ass right there in Hawaii.....If you come back to the mainland with those same problems, it will be even worse because you could be living in some crappy town with nothing to do and no beach JUST LIKE I'M DOING RIGHT NOW!!

Serge_Oprano · 05-07-2003, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
I'm going through some MAJOR shit with my wife and my kids....I wish to God that I had a nice beach in Maui to walk around on and clear my head....Shit, you can even get drunk on the beach....

Stay your ass right there in Hawaii.....If you come back to the mainland with those same problems, it will be even worse because you could be living in some crappy town with nothing to do and no beach JUST LIKE I'M DOING RIGHT NOW!!

..and I repeat,
Oprano doesn't take no responcibility whatsoever for
"How to get rid of the body" thread!

MixPhoto · 05-07-2003, 04:28 PM

Very important event!

Quote:

Originally posted by Ampiezza
me & my bitch broke up tonight.....

no bullshit.

I'm willing to relocate anywhere.

theking · 05-07-2003, 07:03 PM

Anyone heard from Amp?

Serge_Oprano · 05-07-2003, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
Anyone heard from Amp?

sounds all like a bullshit thread to me,
no man ever calls his woman a bitch in publics
;-)))

Raven · 05-07-2003, 08:02 PM

Whenever I've ICQ'd Amp, he has always gotten back to me.

He hasn't today.

I'm concerned about him.

boneprone · 05-07-2003, 08:17 PM

I am very concerned.

Ive made some calls to hook em up just in case.

SureFire · 05-07-2003, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I am very concerned.

Ive made some calls to hook em up just in case.

You are the man! Thought he was family now, didn't your connections see if he was okay?

Power to the Boneprone family!

TheFLY · 05-07-2003, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
[B]Women can be great at putting a guy down and making them feel like shit.

How true.

L0stMind · 05-07-2003, 09:00 PM

I'm with equinox in the very confused corner...

wtf.

Porn Mickey · 05-07-2003, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ampiezza

there is no working it out bro..... she's gone.

I need to find a flight.

gone? where? maybe we can find her! GFY is all around the world!

psyko514 · 05-07-2003, 11:55 PM

what happened to Amp?

05-07-2003, 10:53 AM	#203
corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	Amp, glad to hear that you are a free man now women can do unimaginable and incomprehensible things to your head?as was posted earlier, it will take time to heal?but you have full freedom and independence now, which gives you interesting options good posts KRL, Supercharged, and thecat funkmaster saw a good opportunity and grabbed it, class act as always any way that I can help, let me know 454715840 __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

05-07-2003, 11:43 AM	#205
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05-07-2003, 11:51 AM	#206
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05-07-2003, 11:52 AM	#207
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05-07-2003, 12:52 PM	#216
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05-07-2003, 10:19 AM	#201
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Great HOAX Amp

05-07-2003, 11:27 AM	#204
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Hey Amp you wanna move to Scotland? We got great clubs, great girls, great, places to go, great weather..... ok ok so we aint got great weather but we know how to have a good time!!!

05-07-2003, 12:06 PM	#208
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Anyone have an update on Amp? I've ICQ'd him a few times and no response. Cheers, Matt

05-07-2003, 12:34 PM	#213
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Plenty of room in Wyoming.

05-07-2003, 12:50 PM	#214
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	women. If only you could kill them. sigh

05-07-2003, 12:50 PM	#215
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	AMP u fucker. Yesterday how come you didnt give me the heads up on the beef with Lens and Penrod aka Buck naked?

05-07-2003, 01:09 PM	#217
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05-07-2003, 01:18 PM	#218
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	after reading though the thread nothing makes sense. seems about as irrational as it gets. unless everything we've heard about amp was complete bullshit, this is a.: either yet another of Boneprone's coups (his rather active participation in this thread indicates that) or b.: complete horsecrap and an excuse to break away from this place. Fuck, not for me to decide Amp, I know the shit you've been going thru lately, but why the sudden 180 degree turn? I mean fuck, let's analyze this for a sec: Supposedly Amp is booked out for months in advance. Supposedly he wanted to stay away from GFY cuz he didn't need the publicity. Supposedly he signed a contract on an expensive house. Supposedly his business runs well. Just opened XStreamcash. All of the sudden: Amp comes back to GFY, acts like a fool. Supposedly a stalker gives him a hard time. All of the sudden everything is lost. All of the sudden everything needs to be left behind, and he talks about driving a fucking truck again... Someone please throw us a fucking bone here. Whatever. Drew might be right, Amp needs a grip on reality. Over and out.

05-07-2003, 01:31 PM	#220
BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	me thinks someone ran out of $$$

05-07-2003, 01:42 PM	#221
fnet Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,721	Maui is a <i>really small</i> place- like a small town with an infinite moat dug around it. Everyone is super polite to each other. If something is fucked up, all your friends, everybody, knows it. My ex-girlfriend has over 100 family members there. They're well known people. Because of this, I never go there anymore. The thread makes sense. __________________ the sound of one hand googlewhacking

05-07-2003, 01:58 PM	#222
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,280	I have a 5 bedroom, 3300sq ft home with an indoor swimming pool, on a private lake, with 40 acres of land in Texas. Would have to charge you rent at least equal to the house payment for staying there though. __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

05-07-2003, 02:04 PM	#223
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05-07-2003, 02:24 PM	#225
Probono Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Under the Rainbow Posts: 2,731	I really have no idea what is going on even after reading pages of this but if AMP is in trouble and I can help I am willing to help. I suspect he would do the same for almost anyone here. If someone is in contact with him please provide an update on his status.

05-07-2003, 02:24 PM	#226
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	You know I think the world of you, Amp, and have since well before you made your name into Amp... I'll also be the first one to admit that there are times when I like to cut loose and party. At this point I firmly believe that you need to sit down and look at yourself and your life. I cannot see any woman, no matter if she's a bitch or a saint, dealing with the situation you are in at the moment. How many days are you drinking by noon? How often are you sitting home drinking while you are working, or trying to work? Obviously drinking is affecting your ability to function in both the industry you've chosen and the life setting you have. This is not social drinking or partying with some friends. This is something that could very well destroy your life if you don't get a handle on it now and learn how to manage your emotions. It really saddens me to see you at this point... whether the thread was a joke or the truth, I see it as a pathetic drama that you should never have gotten yourself into in the first place. If you need anything, you know I'll help you, but you'd have to be willing to help yourself first.

05-07-2003, 02:35 PM	#227
nuclei old school fart Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 1,015	well spoken KK __________________ The next generation of SEO

05-07-2003, 02:55 PM	#229
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Amp, please contact me ASAP. 800-791-1551. I have something for you.

05-07-2003, 02:58 PM	#230
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	what happened to: "Better be dead than uncool" Amp?

05-07-2003, 03:24 PM	#231
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	I'm going through some MAJOR shit with my wife and my kids....I wish to God that I had a nice beach in Maui to walk around on and clear my head....Shit, you can even get drunk on the beach.... Stay your ass right there in Hawaii.....If you come back to the mainland with those same problems, it will be even worse because you could be living in some crappy town with nothing to do and no beach JUST LIKE I'M DOING RIGHT NOW!! __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

05-07-2003, 07:03 PM	#234
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05-07-2003, 08:02 PM	#236
Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	Whenever I've ICQ'd Amp, he has always gotten back to me. He hasn't today. I'm concerned about him. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

05-07-2003, 08:17 PM	#237
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05-07-2003, 09:00 PM	#240
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05-07-2003, 11:55 PM	#242
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