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HairyChick · 08-09-2019, 05:09 PM

Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

No it’s called highjacking

Guys no it’s weed whacking

It’s called disappointing ur mother

baddog · 08-09-2019, 05:24 PM

And this is why there are so few successful female comedians.

blackmonsters · 08-09-2019, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

And this is why there are so few successful female comedians.

baddog · 08-09-2019, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

You found one, well done.

Did I say there were no successful female comedians?

HairyChick · 08-09-2019, 06:14 PM

Perhaps there are a few men who have no sense of humor or intellectual jokes go over their heads.

Successful female comedians:

Roseanne Barr
Totie Fields
Sarah Silverman
Phyllis Diller
Whoopi Goldberg

Those are off the top of my head. If I weren’t engrossed in html, I’d think of more.

lovebitch · 08-09-2019, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

And this is why there are so few successful female comedians.

Yup, applies to every country on the earth.

baddog · 08-09-2019, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Perhaps there are a few men who have no sense of humor or intellectual jokes go over their heads.

Successful female comedians:

Roseanne Barr
Totie Fields
Sarah Silverman
Phyllis Diller
Whoopi Goldberg

Those are off the top of my head. If I weren’t engrossed in html, I’d think of more.

Your list says a lot.

Never heard of Totie; Phyllis was only funny because she put herself down; Whoopie used to be a little funny; Roseanne had her day but played out. Sarah is the only funny one. A female comedian has to be cute to make it these days.

And trust me, no females "comedy" goes over my head.

Ferus · 08-10-2019, 02:17 AM

Google "hitchens - why women Arent funny"

pimpmaster9000 · 08-10-2019, 04:46 PM

I made a thread about this a few years back...men are much much better at comedy...much...

nikki99 · 08-10-2019, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

No it’s called highjacking

Guys no it’s weed whacking

It’s called disappointing ur mother

I laughed

how you say "you went to the beach? in Japanese?

- Y U SO TAN?

HairyChick · 08-10-2019, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

I laughed

how you say "you went to the beach? in Japanese?

- Y U SO TAN?

Lol

I read the other one, from a male, and laughed because I can picture a few drunk guys talking and the designated driver says the last line.

I just saw a good one with pictures but I can’t save the pictures to repost them. Most jokes are kinda funny but sometimes they just make you laugh out loud.

I just showed yours to someone and she’s still laughing!

CaptainHowdy · 08-10-2019, 05:40 PM

This kinda confirms youre actually female . . .

baddog · 08-10-2019, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

This kinda confirms youre actually female . . .

She will take that as an insult.

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