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  • HairyChick
    Slowly dying
    • Sep 2012
    • 3091

    #1

    Joke

    Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

    No it’s called highjacking

    Guys no it’s weed whacking

    It’s called disappointing ur mother
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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    And this is why there are so few successful female comedians.

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    • blackmonsters
      Making PHP work
      • Nov 2002
      • 20992

      #3
      Originally posted by baddog
      And this is why there are so few successful female comedians.





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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by blackmonsters





        You found one, well done.

        Did I say there were no successful female comedians?

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        • HairyChick
          Slowly dying
          • Sep 2012
          • 3091

          #5
          Perhaps there are a few men who have no sense of humor or intellectual jokes go over their heads.

          Successful female comedians:

          Roseanne Barr
          Totie Fields
          Sarah Silverman
          Phyllis Diller
          Whoopi Goldberg

          Those are off the top of my head. If I weren’t engrossed in html, I’d think of more.
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          • lovebitch
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2016
            • 756

            #6
            Originally posted by baddog
            And this is why there are so few successful female comedians.
            Yup, applies to every country on the earth.
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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
              Perhaps there are a few men who have no sense of humor or intellectual jokes go over their heads.

              Successful female comedians:

              Roseanne Barr
              Totie Fields
              Sarah Silverman
              Phyllis Diller
              Whoopi Goldberg

              Those are off the top of my head. If I weren’t engrossed in html, I’d think of more.
              Your list says a lot.

              Never heard of Totie; Phyllis was only funny because she put herself down; Whoopie used to be a little funny; Roseanne had her day but played out. Sarah is the only funny one. A female comedian has to be cute to make it these days.

              And trust me, no females "comedy" goes over my head.

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              • Ferus
                Bye - Left to do stuff
                • Feb 2013
                • 4102

                #8
                Google "hitchens - why women Arent funny"

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                • pimpmaster9000
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2011
                  • 26730

                  #9
                  I made a thread about this a few years back...men are much much better at comedy...much...
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                  • nikki99
                    Supermodel
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 23072

                    #10
                    Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
                    Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

                    No it’s called highjacking

                    Guys no it’s weed whacking

                    It’s called disappointing ur mother
                    I laughed

                    how you say "you went to the beach? in Japanese?

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                    • HairyChick
                      Slowly dying
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 3091

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nikki99
                      I laughed

                      how you say "you went to the beach? in Japanese?

                      - Y U SO TAN?
                      Lol

                      I read the other one, from a male, and laughed because I can picture a few drunk guys talking and the designated driver says the last line.

                      I just saw a good one with pictures but I can’t save the pictures to repost them. Most jokes are kinda funny but sometimes they just make you laugh out loud.

                      I just showed yours to someone and she’s still laughing!
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                      • CaptainHowdy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 94021

                        #12
                        This kinda confirms youre actually female . . .

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                          This kinda confirms youre actually female . . .
                          She will take that as an insult.

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