Joke
 

Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

No it’s called highjacking

Guys no it’s weed whacking

It’s called disappointing ur mother

And this is why there are so few successful female comedians.

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You found one, well done.

Did I say there were no successful female comedians?

Perhaps there are a few men who have no sense of humor or intellectual jokes go over their heads.

Successful female comedians:

Roseanne Barr
Totie Fields
Sarah Silverman
Phyllis Diller
Whoopi Goldberg

Those are off the top of my head. If I weren’t engrossed in html, I’d think of more.

Yup, applies to every country on the earth. :1orglaugh

Your list says a lot.

Never heard of Totie; Phyllis was only funny because she put herself down; Whoopie used to be a little funny; Roseanne had her day but played out. Sarah is the only funny one. A female comedian has to be cute to make it these days.

And trust me, no females "comedy" goes over my head.

Google "hitchens - why women Arent funny"

I made a thread about this a few years back...men are much much better at comedy...much...

I laughed :upsidedow

how you say "you went to the beach? in Japanese?

- Y U SO TAN?

Lol

I read the other one, from a male, and laughed because I can picture a few drunk guys talking and the designated driver says the last line.

I just saw a good one with pictures but I can’t save the pictures to repost them. Most jokes are kinda funny but sometimes they just make you laugh out loud.

I just showed yours to someone and she’s still laughing!

This kinda confirms youre actually female . . .

She will take that as an insult.