I am getting stem cell therapy on monday...the future has arrived... - GoFuckYourself.com

pimpmaster9000 · 06-19-2019, 04:58 AM

interesting shit on monday...I will get liposuction and if they manage to get a few million stem cells from the little fat I have they will inject it in to my absolutely destroyed shoulder and knee...I am lucky that no ligaments are completely torn, it is just heavy mechanical damage from decades of martial arts...I am talking about complete regeneration and recuperation, with no surgery (other than the gay liposuction)...it is all done in one day...then it will take anywhere from 3-6 months for the joints to heal...

this is interesting because I have mechanical damage from every possible side and angle and I am their most complicated patient so far...if they can heal me then it is nothing short of a miracle...surgery was not an option because theres simply too much shit wrong and they would have to cut bones and insert shit and reconstruct shit and I would have a 50/50 chance of ever being on the mat again...it is a complete miracle if they manage to heal me with just lipo and injections...

if they manage to heal me, you can bet that any mechanical/orthopedical problem is a thing of the past...it can not heal a complete tear or amputation but if you are just worn out mechanically, this is a god send...

or I will turn in to a fly like jeff goldblum and climb walls and spit acid...we will see...

wehateporn · 06-19-2019, 05:30 AM

Hope it works for you crucifissio!

2MuchMark · 06-19-2019, 05:44 AM

Wow good luck man...

thommy · 06-19-2019, 07:49 AM

let us know how it worked out.
i would need a few bones and i am sure that some people here would be happy to get a functional brain.

CaptainHowdy · 06-19-2019, 08:11 AM

All the best, crucifissio

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pimpmaster9000 · 06-19-2019, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by thommy

let us know how it worked out.
i would need a few bones and i am sure that some people here would be happy to get a functional brain.

I will know in 3-6 months...so far all patients have had great results and a friend of mine did it a week ago and I will have 2 definite results to report...we are both fucked up beyond real repair so it will be a miracle if this works...the doctor cares only if he can extract enough stem cells from me...he is optimistic that if he can get enough then there is no worries...the machine needs like 5 hours to extract my cells...then I get injections the same day...

I am not using the word miracle lightly when I say that it will be a miracle if I heal...the tech is mindblowing if this really works...its only 3K$ if you have any bad joints go do it...

We can chip in for paul, they could extract his stem cells and inject in to his little pea brain...

CurrentlySober · 06-19-2019, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

interesting shit on monday....

I like to think that I have an interesting shit every day... & multiple times too

Good luck with your procedure though, and hope you have a swift recovery

Constant Phil · 06-19-2019, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

I will know in 3-6 months...so far all patients have had great results and a friend of mine did it a week ago and I will have 2 definite results to report...we are both fucked up beyond real repair so it will be a miracle if this works...the doctor cares only if he can extract enough stem cells from me...he is optimistic that if he can get enough then there is no worries...the machine needs like 5 hours to extract my cells...then I get injections the same day...

I am not using the word miracle lightly when I say that it will be a miracle if I heal...the tech is mindblowing if this really works...its only 3K$ if you have any bad joints go do it...

We can chip in for paul, they could extract his stem cells and inject in to his little pea brain...

Have you looked into TB500 at all?

newB · 06-19-2019, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

I will know in 3-6 months...so far all patients have had great results and a friend of mine did it a week ago and I will have 2 definite results to report...we are both fucked up beyond real repair so it will be a miracle if this works...the doctor cares only if he can extract enough stem cells from me...he is optimistic that if he can get enough then there is no worries...the machine needs like 5 hours to extract my cells...then I get injections the same day...

I am not using the word miracle lightly when I say that it will be a miracle if I heal...the tech is mindblowing if this really works...its only 3K$ if you have any bad joints go do it...

Hope it works out for you. In the meantime, I highly recommend Rooibos tea. I messed up my shoulder a couple of years ago and the pain got to the point that every time I rolled over in my sleep it would wake me up. Anyhoo, I read about the anti-inflammatory properties of Rooibos and gave it a shot and have not had an issue with my shoulder since - except when I stop drinking the Rooibos, then it comes back.

pimpmaster9000 · 06-19-2019, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Constant Phil

Have you looked into TB500 at all?

I will look in to this...I am not a big fan of peptides but I can not deny some work...do you have any first hand experience?

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Originally Posted by newB

Hope it works out for you. In the meantime, I highly recommend Rooibos tea. I messed up my shoulder a couple of years ago and the pain got to the point that every time I rolled over in my sleep it would wake me up. Anyhoo, I read about the anti-inflammatory properties of Rooibos and gave it a shot and have not had an issue with my shoulder since - except when I stop drinking the Rooibos, then it comes back.

its not so much the pain as it is the weakness...I am super heavy weight and I get all the big opponents and they are all trying to break me in some way...a knee bar would end horribly for me...

I need a new knee and this seems to be the solution...sci fi shit IMO...they are turning adult stem cells now in to embryonic stem cells! this opens pandoras box a LOT...the tech is still not there yet but it will be massive...

just a punk · 06-21-2019, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

I am getting stem cell therapy on monday...the future has arrived...

Good luck and wish you a full recovery. Just wanted to ask if you (as a martial artist) was learning Russian Systema style?

^ this one just rewind to 3:26. And these guys always use asphalt as tatami.

And another video of the South Korean guy who was learning it in Russia:

It's very similar to Wing Chun (a leading strike), but has a very big accent to physics - when you punch there, you automatically move to another punch in other direction. And yes, South Korean special forces learning Russian Systema.

Bladewire · 06-21-2019, 03:00 PM

Why get liposuction for stem cells when stem cells are also in your sperm?

Potent Stem Cells From Sperm

One of the number one reasons I swallow is for the stem cells. Ever wonder why Gay guys look so young & healthy?

pimpmaster9000 · 06-21-2019, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Good luck and wish you a full recovery. Just wanted to ask if you (as a martial artist) was learning Russian Systema style?

^ this one just rewind to 3:26.

And another video of the South Korean guy who was learning it in Russia:

It's very similar to Wing Chun (a leading strike), but has a very big accent to physics - when you punch there, you automatically move to another punch in other direction. And yes, South Korean special forces learning Russian Systema.

yes theres some russian system guys down here as well...they have the foam suits and foam weapons and practice tons of real world shit...the closest training I have had to this is krav maga...short bursts of jabs,elbows,knees,groin kicks, eye gouges, hammer fists to the neck and other nasties...single and multiple opponent life and death kind of stuff...I do grappling now...I like going club to club and sparring...all the grappler/bjj clubs have an open mat policy...the judo and wrestler guys stop by as well...its the best thing ever IMO...

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Ever wonder why Gay guys look so young & healthy?

I am guessing that they do not get to live long & the AIDS medication somehow affects skin collagen?

anyhoo, you are right, the sperm stem cells can apparently be turned in to embryonic stem cells and they are the holy grail...this brings up the question: is it gay if it is my own sperm?...I mean I will not swallow it or take it up the butt, but a part of it will be injected back in to me via needle...it sure sounds very very gay...and the liposuction I am about to get is also gay IMO...only faggots get lipo...

Bladewire · 06-21-2019, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

anyhoo, you are right, the sperm stem cells can apparently be turned in to embryonic stem cells and they are the holy grail...this brings up the question: is it gay if it is my own sperm?...I mean I will not swallow it or take it up the butt, but a part of it will be injected back in to me via needle...it sure sounds very very gay...and the liposuction I am about to get is also gay IMO...only faggots get lipo...

We all know you are a Gay or Bisexual faggot. You spent the last 3 years mentioning Gay rape in American prisons multiple times a day every day, not to mention you look a Gay bottom faggot in this pic you put in your profile giving your thumbsup to being butt fucked and you look very skinny like you're on the AIDS diet with your boney weak pencil thin little stick legs

just a punk · 06-22-2019, 12:53 AM

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you're on the AIDS diet with your boney weak pencil thin little stick legs

AIDS diet? Never knew about it. But I believe you know just everything related to AIDS.

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2019, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

We all know you are a Gay or Bisexual faggot. You spent the last 3 years mentioning Gay rape in American prisons multiple times a day every day, not to mention you look a Gay bottom faggot in this pic you put in your profile giving your thumbsup to being butt fucked and you look very skinny like you're on the AIDS diet with your boney weak pencil thin little stick legs

obese american, I am a super heavyweight...the last time I was not was maybe 25-30 years ago

newB · 06-22-2019, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Why get liposuction for stem cells when stem cells are also in your sperm?

Potent Stem Cells From Sperm

One of the number one reasons I swallow is for the stem cells. Ever wonder why Gay guys look so young & healthy?

LOL. Semen does not contain stem cells - the sperm cell progenitor stem cells are in the seminiferous tubules in the testes. Sperm cells (spermatozoa) are haploid, as are egg cells (oocytes), which means they each contain one chromosome for each pair. Most other cells in your body (the primary exception other than sperm and eggs being red blood cells) are diploid - meaning they contain two copies for each chromosome.

Humans have 23 pair, so 46 chromosomes in total. Trisomy is the condition where an individual has just one extra chromosome. The most well-known of these conditions is Down Syndrome, but there's also Klinefelters and many others.

Hey crucifissio, I'm curious if you have tried LLLT, or whether or not the doctors have mentioned using it in your recovery. Apparently, there is some evidence (debatable) that it stimulates stem cells to rebuild tissue.

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2019, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by newB

Hey crucifissio, I'm curious if you have tried LLLT, or whether or not the doctors have mentioned using it in your recovery. Apparently, there is some evidence (debatable) that it stimulates stem cells to rebuild tissue.

low level laser therapy? I am going on monday I will see what they say...here is what they do it is fascinating shit:

Multiple Sclerosis
Parkinson's disease
Dementia
Alzheimer's disease
Post-stroke condition
Injuries of CNS
Lyme disease
Diabetes type 2
Diabetic foot
Erectile dysfunction
Obesity
Arthritis
Osteoarthritis
Sports-related injuries complications
Athletic performance improvement
Crohn's disease
Cirrhosis of the liver
Peptic ulcer disease
Chronic pancreatitis
COPD
Asthma
Allergic rhinitis
Sarcoidosis
Systemic scleroderma
Dermatomyositis
Rheumatoid arthritis
Lupus
Vasculitides

Bladewire · 06-22-2019, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

low level laser therapy? I am going on monday I will see what they say...here is what they do it is fascinating shit:

Multiple Sclerosis
Parkinson's disease
Dementia
Alzheimer's disease
Post-stroke condition
Injuries of CNS
Lyme disease
Diabetes type 2
Diabetic foot
Erectile dysfunction
Obesity
Arthritis
Osteoarthritis
Sports-related injuries complications
Athletic performance improvement
Crohn's disease
Cirrhosis of the liver
Peptic ulcer disease
Chronic pancreatitis
COPD
Asthma
Allergic rhinitis
Sarcoidosis
Systemic scleroderma
Dermatomyositis
Rheumatoid arthritis
Lupus
Vasculitides

So it won't cute your AIDS, just help the torn joints you have from being beat up and Gay raped so often, got it.

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2019, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

So it won't cute your AIDS, just help the torn joints you have from being beat up and Gay raped so often, got it.

poo poo eater, we do not have gayness here in eastern europe...

Bladewire · 06-22-2019, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

we do not have gayness here in eastern europe...

06-19-2019, 04:58 AM	#1
pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	I am getting stem cell therapy on monday...the future has arrived... interesting shit on monday...I will get liposuction and if they manage to get a few million stem cells from the little fat I have they will inject it in to my absolutely destroyed shoulder and knee...I am lucky that no ligaments are completely torn, it is just heavy mechanical damage from decades of martial arts...I am talking about complete regeneration and recuperation, with no surgery (other than the gay liposuction)...it is all done in one day...then it will take anywhere from 3-6 months for the joints to heal... this is interesting because I have mechanical damage from every possible side and angle and I am their most complicated patient so far...if they can heal me then it is nothing short of a miracle...surgery was not an option because theres simply too much shit wrong and they would have to cut bones and insert shit and reconstruct shit and I would have a 50/50 chance of ever being on the mat again...it is a complete miracle if they manage to heal me with just lipo and injections... if they manage to heal me, you can bet that any mechanical/orthopedical problem is a thing of the past...it can not heal a complete tear or amputation but if you are just worn out mechanically, this is a god send... or I will turn in to a fly like jeff goldblum and climb walls and spit acid...we will see... __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

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Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	Why get liposuction for stem cells when stem cells are also in your sperm? Potent Stem Cells From Sperm One of the number one reasons I swallow is for the stem cells. Ever wonder why Gay guys look so young & healthy?