I have finally agreed to go to Space - GoFuckYourself.com

Smack dat · 06-11-2019, 03:12 PM

Many of you will be aware of my scientific research into quantum dynamics and my efforts to prove the reversal of the quantum Polaris near-Earth orbital movement spectrum.

Anyway, NASA asked me many times to demonstrate what I had already proved on Earth in space but I always rejected their proposals.

Now, a little known outfit with some big plans in interstellar space exploration have approached me with a deal I can not refuse.
The date has been set for July 2020 and I cannot deny I am thrilled to be taking part.

2MuchMark · 06-11-2019, 03:49 PM

"the reversal of the quantum Polaris near-Earth orbital movement spectrum", eh?

Sounds like technobabble, but I could be wrong. Links explaining what this is would be appreciated.

Smack dat · 06-11-2019, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

"the reversal of the quantum Polaris near-Earth orbital movement spectrum", eh?

Sounds like technobabble, but I could be wrong. Links explaining what this is would be appreciated.

Honestly, you wouldn't understand it.

crockett · 06-11-2019, 03:51 PM

Do you get to stay?

ghjghj · 06-11-2019, 03:53 PM

Good luck in your important endeavour, op.

Smack dat · 06-11-2019, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Do you get to stay?

Well I will be up there for at least a week. Maybe two.
I have requested a satellite tablet so I can keep in touch with Earth and keep GFY updated.

Smack dat · 06-11-2019, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ghjghj

Good luck in your important endeavour, op.

Endeavor

You're not French yet ghjhj

But, you're welcome!

ghjghj · 06-11-2019, 04:24 PM

au contraire mon frère

bronco67 · 06-11-2019, 04:26 PM

You won't find any sheep you can fuck in space.

Smack dat · 06-11-2019, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ghjghj

au contraire mon frère

touché

Cyber Fucker · 06-11-2019, 04:46 PM

I must say... I admire you in some ways...

RedFred · 06-11-2019, 04:49 PM

Does this fantasy include fucking a chicken on the Mir space station?

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

Does this fantasy include fucking a chicken on the Mir space station?

Are you so retarded not to know that the MIR has been out of commission for nearly 20 years?
The fact you even remember it is a testament to how old you are. Perhaps even older than Mark Prince & Baddog.

RedFred · 06-12-2019, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Are you so retarded not to know that the MIR has been out of commission for nearly 20 years?
The fact you even remember it is a testament to how old you are. Perhaps even older than Mark Prince & Baddog.

Hey pig fucker, it's your fantasy. Now answer the damn question.

adultinnovation · 06-12-2019, 03:47 PM

You people make me sick

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

Hey pig fucker, it's your fantasy. Now answer the damn question.

Fantasy? Say wot?

I answered your question. The MIR was decommissioned nearly 20 years ago.

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by adultinnovation

You people make me sick

I presume you are talking about Dead Fred. He's truly disgusting, isn't he?

RedFred · 06-12-2019, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Fantasy? Say wot?

I answered your question. The MIR was decommissioned nearly 20 years ago.

You obviously think your fantasies are reality. Dumb pig fucker.

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

You obviously think your fantasies are reality. Dumb pig fucker.

Ok, cock nose. Tell me what you really think.
Give me an honest real question and I will give you an honest real answer.

You don't reply. I presume you are a dick.

You reply with a stupid question I presume you a dick.

Go!

RedFred · 06-12-2019, 04:03 PM

Smack Dat pig! Yee haw!

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

Smack Dat pig! Yee haw!

Is that your question?

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 04:05 PM

You have about 10 minutes to post a question or I am going to bed with my pig.

Go!

RedFred · 06-12-2019, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat

You have about 10 minutes to post a question or I am going to bed with my pig.

Go!

Okay....do you put a pigs mask on your 300lb wife before bed?

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

Okay....do you put a pigs mask on your 300lb wife before bed?

No and she's not 300lb.

I don't use lbs in this country but she is 11 stone.

** Quick check puts her at 154 lbs

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 04:12 PM

Come on Fred. You can do better than this. That was a lame ass question.

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 04:13 PM

3 minutes. Dead Fred

Go!

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 04:20 PM

Well done DeadFred You failed to come up with a question.
I offered to answer any questions you have honestly. I know you were online. You pussied out.

Keep posting about pig fucking, animal fucking. Do you think I care? Have you watched Black Mirror?
Pig Fucking is the new Black, bitch.

SilentKnight · 06-12-2019, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat

Many of you will be aware of my scientific research into quantum dynamics and my efforts to prove the reversal of the quantum Polaris near-Earth orbital movement spectrum.

Anyway, NASA asked me many times to demonstrate what I had already proved on Earth in space but I always rejected their proposals.

Now, a little known outfit with some big plans in interstellar space exploration have approached me with a deal I can not refuse.
The date has been set for July 2020 and I cannot deny I am thrilled to be taking part.

crockett · 06-12-2019, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultinnovation

You people make me sick

Is it terminal?

wankawonk · 06-12-2019, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat

Are you so retarded not to know that the MIR has been out of commission for nearly 20 years?
The fact you even remember it is a testament to how old you are. Perhaps even older than Mark Prince & Baddog.

"Are you so retarded that you don't know XYZ?"
"You are retarded because you remember XYZ"

CurrentlySober · 06-13-2019, 12:22 PM

i cunt a4d2 finally agree to go to Space...

JFK · 06-13-2019, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Do you get to stay?

Smack dat · 06-13-2019, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i cunt a4d2 finally agree to go to Space...

I can put you in touch with real Jedi's and stormtroopers and it won't cost you a penny.

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Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	I have finally agreed to go to Space Many of you will be aware of my scientific research into quantum dynamics and my efforts to prove the reversal of the quantum Polaris near-Earth orbital movement spectrum. Anyway, NASA asked me many times to demonstrate what I had already proved on Earth in space but I always rejected their proposals. Now, a little known outfit with some big plans in interstellar space exploration have approached me with a deal I can not refuse. The date has been set for July 2020 and I cannot deny I am thrilled to be taking part.

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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 49,136	"the reversal of the quantum Polaris near-Earth orbital movement spectrum", eh? Sounds like technobabble, but I could be wrong. Links explaining what this is would be appreciated.

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ghjghj So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,770	Good luck in your important endeavour, op.

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ghjghj So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,770	au contraire mon frère

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RedFred Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2016 Posts: 9,782	Does this fantasy include fucking a chicken on the Mir space station?

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adultinnovation WIFE CHANGING MONEY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2019 Location: usa Posts: 5,056	You people make me sick

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RedFred Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2016 Posts: 9,782	Smack Dat pig! Yee haw!

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Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	You have about 10 minutes to post a question or I am going to bed with my pig. Go!

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Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	Come on Fred. You can do better than this. That was a lame ass question.

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Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	3 minutes. Dead Fred Go!

06-12-2019, 04:20 PM	#27
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	Well done DeadFred You failed to come up with a question. I offered to answer any questions you have honestly. I know you were online. You pussied out. Keep posting about pig fucking, animal fucking. Do you think I care? Have you watched Black Mirror? Pig Fucking is the new Black, bitch.