I have finally agreed to go to Space
 

Many of you will be aware of my scientific research into quantum dynamics and my efforts to prove the reversal of the quantum Polaris near-Earth orbital movement spectrum.

Anyway, NASA asked me many times to demonstrate what I had already proved on Earth in space but I always rejected their proposals.

Now, a little known outfit with some big plans in interstellar space exploration have approached me with a deal I can not refuse.
The date has been set for July 2020 and I cannot deny I am thrilled to be taking part.

"the reversal of the quantum Polaris near-Earth orbital movement spectrum", eh?

Sounds like technobabble, but I could be wrong. Links explaining what this is would be appreciated.

Honestly, you wouldn't understand it.

Do you get to stay?

Good luck in your important endeavour, op.

Well I will be up there for at least a week. Maybe two.
I have requested a satellite tablet so I can keep in touch with Earth and keep GFY updated.

Endeavor

You're not French yet ghjhj

But, you're welcome!

au contraire mon frère

You won't find any sheep you can fuck in space.

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touché

I must say... I admire you in some ways...

Does this fantasy include fucking a chicken on the Mir space station?

Are you so retarded not to know that the MIR has been out of commission for nearly 20 years?
The fact you even remember it is a testament to how old you are. Perhaps even older than Mark Prince & Baddog.

Hey pig fucker, it's your fantasy. Now answer the damn question.

You people make me sick

Fantasy? Say wot?

I answered your question. The MIR was decommissioned nearly 20 years ago.

I presume you are talking about Dead Fred. He's truly disgusting, isn't he?

You obviously think your fantasies are reality. Dumb pig fucker.

Ok, cock nose. Tell me what you really think.
Give me an honest real question and I will give you an honest real answer.

You don't reply. I presume you are a dick.

You reply with a stupid question I presume you a dick.

Go!

Smack Dat pig! Yee haw!

Is that your question?

You have about 10 minutes to post a question or I am going to bed with my pig.

Go!

Okay....do you put a pigs mask on your 300lb wife before bed?

No and she's not 300lb.

I don't use lbs in this country but she is 11 stone.

** Quick check puts her at 154 lbs

Come on Fred. You can do better than this. That was a lame ass question.

3 minutes. Dead Fred

Go!

Well done DeadFred You failed to come up with a question.
I offered to answer any questions you have honestly. I know you were online. You pussied out.

Keep posting about pig fucking, animal fucking. Do you think I care? Have you watched Black Mirror?
Pig Fucking is the new Black, bitch.

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Is it terminal?

"Are you so retarded that you don't know XYZ?"
"You are retarded because you remember XYZ"

i cunt a4d2 finally agree to go to Space... :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I can put you in touch with real Jedi's and stormtroopers and it won't cost you a penny.