Originally Posted by Smack dat

Many of you will be aware of my scientific research into quantum dynamics and my efforts to prove the reversal of the quantum Polaris near-Earth orbital movement spectrum.

Anyway, NASA asked me many times to demonstrate what I had already proved on Earth in space but I always rejected their proposals.

Now, a little known outfit with some big plans in interstellar space exploration have approached me with a deal I can not refuse.
The date has been set for July 2020 and I cannot deny I am thrilled to be taking part.