My rap song about Eminem its HOT! - GoFuckYourself.com

eddie-executive · 05-05-2003, 07:16 AM

Ok here goes my white boy skills, im just playin i was drunk when i wrote this down:

Hi my name is Slim Shady,
on my songs i cry like alittle baby,
people say im as queer as greg brady,
but im not cause i fucked a whore and had a little girl name hailey.

I wrote the song "My name is",
with all hopes to become famous,
but all i got was 2 sales and fucked in the anus

I dont flash alot of jewelry cause i cant afford it,
I got a family and i cant support it,
I say stupid shit so the news will report it,

I named myself after a candy,
I think its just so manly,
just like the song i wrote about stanley,
i wish i was black cause i wanna fuck brandy

My palms are to hairy to hide,
i seen a pussy before, but never been inside,
should i fuck dre or 50 i can barely decide

I told my mom id grow up to be a famous rapper,
name a song about myself and let it go right down the crapper,
i got a hoe for a wife and all i do is slap her

This is what happens after alchohol dont do it!

Machete_ · 05-05-2003, 07:31 AM

watch out for the ghey-side Luke

The Truth Hurts · 05-05-2003, 08:10 AM

ry0t · 05-05-2003, 08:20 AM

To defend Em and stomp all over you read my comeback:

Listen Eddie you can't rhyme for shit
dissing on Em will get you smacked like a bitch
And who cares about Kim because Em be fucking more bitches than you could get.
Im just a follower of him my type is stalker type shit get you locked in prison and killed. While you're in there I be fucking your old woman she getting grilled but shes a sloppy ass hoe not worth my time so I sent her the bill.

edit: on a serious note you got some talent

Corleone · 05-05-2003, 08:23 AM

have to learn rhyming in english :D in german i'd battle all of you :D

05-05-2003, 07:16 AM	#1
eddie-executive Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,061	My rap song about Eminem its HOT! Ok here goes my white boy skills, im just playin i was drunk when i wrote this down: Hi my name is Slim Shady, on my songs i cry like alittle baby, people say im as queer as greg brady, but im not cause i fucked a whore and had a little girl name hailey. I wrote the song "My name is", with all hopes to become famous, but all i got was 2 sales and fucked in the anus I dont flash alot of jewelry cause i cant afford it, I got a family and i cant support it, I say stupid shit so the news will report it, I named myself after a candy, I think its just so manly, just like the song i wrote about stanley, i wish i was black cause i wanna fuck brandy My palms are to hairy to hide, i seen a pussy before, but never been inside, should i fuck dre or 50 i can barely decide I told my mom id grow up to be a famous rapper, name a song about myself and let it go right down the crapper, i got a hoe for a wife and all i do is slap her This is what happens after alchohol dont do it! __________________ Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

05-05-2003, 07:31 AM	#2
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	watch out for the ghey-side Luke

05-05-2003, 08:10 AM	#3
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,378

05-05-2003, 08:20 AM	#4
ry0t So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 4,160	To defend Em and stomp all over you read my comeback: Listen Eddie you can't rhyme for shit dissing on Em will get you smacked like a bitch And who cares about Kim because Em be fucking more bitches than you could get. Im just a follower of him my type is stalker type shit get you locked in prison and killed. While you're in there I be fucking your old woman she getting grilled but shes a sloppy ass hoe not worth my time so I sent her the bill. edit: on a serious note you got some talent

05-05-2003, 08:23 AM	#5
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	have to learn rhyming in english :D in german i'd battle all of you :D