My rap song about Eminem its HOT!
 

Ok here goes my white boy skills, im just playin i was drunk when i wrote this down:


Hi my name is Slim Shady,
on my songs i cry like alittle baby,
people say im as queer as greg brady,
but im not cause i fucked a whore and had a little girl name hailey.

I wrote the song "My name is",
with all hopes to become famous,
but all i got was 2 sales and fucked in the anus

I dont flash alot of jewelry cause i cant afford it,
I got a family and i cant support it,
I say stupid shit so the news will report it,

I named myself after a candy,
I think its just so manly,
just like the song i wrote about stanley,
i wish i was black cause i wanna fuck brandy

My palms are to hairy to hide,
i seen a pussy before, but never been inside,
should i fuck dre or 50 i can barely decide

I told my mom id grow up to be a famous rapper,
name a song about myself and let it go right down the crapper,
i got a hoe for a wife and all i do is slap her


:1orglaugh This is what happens after alchohol dont do it!

:uhoh watch out for the ghey-side Luke

To defend Em and stomp all over you read my comeback:

Listen Eddie you can't rhyme for shit
dissing on Em will get you smacked like a bitch
And who cares about Kim because Em be fucking more bitches than you could get.
Im just a follower of him my type is stalker type shit get you locked in prison and killed. While you're in there I be fucking your old woman she getting grilled but shes a sloppy ass hoe not worth my time so I sent her the bill.

edit: on a serious note you got some talent :)

have to learn rhyming in english :D in german i'd battle all of you :D